# ilya has mad texting skills and is safer than a drunk at the wheel

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**Created:** [December 3, 2012, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ilya-has-mad-texting-skills-and-is-safer-than-a-drunk-at-the-wheel/265656 "2012-12-03T13:40:24Z")\
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**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 6:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ilya-has-mad-texting-skills-and-is-safer-than-a-drunk-at-the-wheel/265656/60 "2012-12-05T06:16:31Z")

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> [@Texas hold 'em Poker, do you play it?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/texas-hold-em-poker-do-you-play-it/51197/2):
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> That’s OK guys, keep up the texting, eating, and Gods know what, while you are driving…In my line of work…I call it job security!

This is easy. Caretaker :ninja

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