# I'm a certified BADASS!!!!

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-certified-badass/237076
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [May 29, 2008, 3:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-certified-badass/237076 "2008-05-29T15:42:03Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 3:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-certified-badass/237076/1 "2008-05-29T15:42:03Z")

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![http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/e48fa0bb.jpg](http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/eghatchattack/e48fa0bb.jpg)

FUCK YEAH!

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### Author: ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 3:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-certified-badass/237076/2 "2008-05-29T15:52:42Z")

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Lame. :🙂

:lol

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### Author: ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 3:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-certified-badass/237076/3 "2008-05-29T15:57:45Z")

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and the point of this thread is what?

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### Author: ![EcityEP3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ecityep3/32/6373_2.png) [@EcityEP3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EcityEP3)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 4:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-certified-badass/237076/4 "2008-05-29T16:03:56Z")

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what kind of rice tickets did they give you? :lol

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### Author: ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 4:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-certified-badass/237076/5 "2008-05-29T16:07:24Z")

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to show his drifting skillz

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### Author: ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 4:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-certified-badass/237076/6 "2008-05-29T16:08:14Z")

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> [@Hooked on VAG](#):
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> and the point of this thread is what?

The point of this thread is that I am dying of cancer and aids.

dick.

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### Author: ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 4:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-certified-badass/237076/7 "2008-05-29T16:18:41Z")

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> [@therontom31](#):
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> The point of this thread is that I am dying of cancer and aids.
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> dick.

what? you post a picture of your car with 2 police cruisers behind it, and the thread is about you having aids? ok.

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### Author: ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 4:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-certified-badass/237076/8 "2008-05-29T16:26:03Z")

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ohh and I also chopped my head of with these here scissors

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### Author: ![EcityEP3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ecityep3/32/6373_2.png) [@EcityEP3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EcityEP3)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 4:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-certified-badass/237076/9 "2008-05-29T16:37:59Z")

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k automatic drift boy

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### Author: ![stuffnthings](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stuffnthings/32/6294_2.png) [@stuffnthings](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/stuffnthings)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 4:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-certified-badass/237076/10 "2008-05-29T16:54:09Z")

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Please, no documentation without proper representation. I once inhaled small artifacts in the park and was misinterpretted as a laborist.

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### Author: ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 5:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-certified-badass/237076/11 "2008-05-29T17:06:29Z")

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i saw this particular car parked on west ave in toga the past 2 days across from humpty dumpty’s… looks better in person… :+1 for ron

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### Author: ![Jimmerz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jimmerz/32/6370_2.png) [@Jimmerz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jimmerz)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 7:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-certified-badass/237076/12 "2008-05-29T19:23:32Z")

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bad ass is being pulled over by 2 cops? wow lol :confused so what are you if you say… :ponder… got pulled over by one cop but three more come rolling in, they find you have 9 scofflaws for speeding and other asorted traffic violations plus a suspended license plus the reason they pulled you over was you were traveling at rediculas speed and you were racing :nono… and they let you go without much more then “tell your brother in law i said hi”… what would that be called? purely hypotetical of course :🙂

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### Author: ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 7:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-certified-badass/237076/13 "2008-05-29T19:25:10Z")

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> [@Jimmerz](#):
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> bad ass is being pulled over by 2 cops? wow lol :confused so what are you if you say… :ponder… got pulled over by one cop but three more come rolling in, they find you have 9 scofflaws for speeding and other asorted traffic violations plus a suspended license plus the reason they pulled you over was you were traveling at rediculas speed and you were racing :nono… and they let you go without much more then “tell your brother in law i said hi”… what would that be called? purely hypotetical of course :🙂

I dont think we have a “getting raped” smiley but if ya give me a minute I can find one for ya :haha

here ya go [![http://smiliesftw.com/x/bunnabutsecks.gif](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/b/b/bbe0e99cf8b69cad09152bc87b59f343b2391618.gif)](http://smiliesftw.com)

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### Author: ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 7:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-certified-badass/237076/14 "2008-05-29T19:27:15Z")

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> [@Hooked on BMW](#):
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> I dont think we have a “getting raped” smiley but if ya give me a minute I can find one for ya :haha

[![http://smiliesftw.com/x/hatefuck.gif](http://smiliesftw.com/x/hatefuck.gif)](http://smiliesftw.com)

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### Author: ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-certified-badass/237076/15 "2008-05-29T19:28:29Z")

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close but no cigar ;D :haha

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### Author: ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-certified-badass/237076/16 "2008-05-29T19:29:04Z")

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> [@Hooked on GSR](#):
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> [![http://smiliesftw.com/x/hatefuck.gif](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/2/0/202b536c5b8e4eea627ac8aa042292c2b3b572e6.gif)](http://smiliesftw.com)

i like it

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### Author: ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 7:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-certified-badass/237076/17 "2008-05-29T19:32:12Z")

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oh yeah and if bein badass is gettin yanked by 2 cops i must be stellar cause i got 5 cars and dragged out of my car cuffed and locked up…but keep thinkin your cool :idiots

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### Author: ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 8:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-certified-badass/237076/18 "2008-05-29T20:37:30Z")

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Car looks great.

Did they really pull you over of you just conveniently parked in front of them?

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### Author: ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 8:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-certified-badass/237076/19 "2008-05-29T20:39:14Z")

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yea they prolly needed 5 cops to take ur ass out lol

> [@hooked on mullet mobile](#):
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> oh yeah and if bein badass is gettin yanked by 2 cops i must be stellar cause i got 5 cars and dragged out of my car cuffed and locked up…but keep thinkin your cool :idiots

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### Author: ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 8:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-certified-badass/237076/20 "2008-05-29T20:44:14Z")

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yeah i was all jacked up on mountain due ;D

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