# im a moron... **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Automotive\ **Created:** [October 11, 2006, 2:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-moron/185544 "2006-10-11T14:44:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![06se-r](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/0/c5a1d2/32.png) [@06se-r](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/06se-r)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2006, 2:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-moron/185544/1 "2006-10-11T14:44:37Z")
the other day, on the way to work, i was running late. i came to a red light, and got behind some slowpoke in a crownvic. the light turns green, and i try to pass him, but there is another slowpoke beside him in some old beat up mustang. the light turns green, and i see i can scoot in front of the mustang, and then cut in front of the crownvic. so, i do just that. but once i get next to the crownvic, he tries to keep up with me, we were both doong around 80 at this point, so i was done playing with him. i waived bye-bye, and floored it. i get about 3-4 lenghts in front of him, and i let off a bit. he catches up to me, and as i see him getting off the exit, he waives at me, and he’s holding a police hat. when i was behind him at the light, i looked for the dual exhaust, and it didn’t have any. it was his regular car i think. i got really lucky. i would have been so screwed:slap: ---
**Author:** ![burnyd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnyd/32/6020_2.png) [@burnyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnyd)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2006, 3:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-moron/185544/2 "2006-10-11T15:06:10Z")
lol ---
**Author:** ![Swarzkopf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@Swarzkopf](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swarzkopf)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2006, 3:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-moron/185544/3 "2006-10-11T15:56:57Z")
I’m suprised you beat the Crown Vic. He probably wasn’t into it all the way. ---
**Author:** ![jinxxycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@jinxxycat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jinxxycat)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2006, 4:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-moron/185544/4 "2006-10-11T16:03:29Z")
haha you got lucky indeed. ---
**Author:** ![06se-r](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/0/c5a1d2/32.png) [@06se-r](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/06se-r)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2006, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-moron/185544/5 "2006-10-11T16:34:49Z")
yeah, needless to say, i obeyed all traffic laws after that for the whole day… ---
**Author:** ![foz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/foz/32/6028_2.png) [@foz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/foz)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2006, 7:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-moron/185544/6 "2006-10-11T19:53:02Z")
> [@Canon does it again....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/canon-does-it-again/24995/20): > > for the whole day… lol Tomorrow’s back to the same ol right… I always slow it down for at least 5 miles after I see a cop then once he’s outta the rear view I’m back at it, looking for the next cop to slow down for ---
**Author:** ![pittsupra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ad7895/32.png) [@pittsupra](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pittsupra)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2006, 9:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-moron/185544/7 "2006-10-11T21:41:39Z")
i bet ur ass puckered up a good bit when he waved his hat. i know mine would have hahaha ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 3:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-moron/185544/8 "2006-10-12T03:38:50Z")
i got a hat like that also!:rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![06se-r](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/0/c5a1d2/32.png) [@06se-r](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/06se-r)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 7:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-moron/185544/9 "2006-10-12T19:35:19Z")
oh yeah, i definitely had my ballon knot tightened up… ---
**Author:** ![burnyd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnyd/32/6020_2.png) [@burnyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnyd)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 7:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-moron/185544/10 "2006-10-12T19:40:41Z")
I dont think that policemen was trying. ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 9:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-moron/185544/11 "2006-10-12T21:16:52Z")
🤣 my buddy did that once when he tried racing another crown vic with his vic on west liberty… the crown vic put its undercover lights on and pulled him over… car pulled up besides us and flashed their badges and said “you never know whos next to you huh?” and drove off :bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![ZEX350Z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/87869e/32.png) [@ZEX350Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ZEX350Z)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 9:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-moron/185544/12 "2006-10-12T21:58:26Z")
lol…ask 2toneishot about getting pulled over by off duty police…I didn’t know it was him till I looked at his license i swear lol ---
**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2006, 6:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-moron/185544/13 "2006-10-13T06:11:58Z")
> [@WTB:Hockey: Gloves, rollerblades, shin pads..](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-hockey-gloves-rollerblades-shin-pads/24998/3): > > I’m suprised you beat the Crown Vic. He probably wasn’t into it all the way. x2 crown vic’s are super duper fast cars :not: my 4-banger altima with 100K miles is faster than my new crown vic. 4100lbs and 2.73 gears FTL. I need a police hat to fuck with all of the ricers in the south hills. Or one of those little lights you can stick to your roof, that would be fun. ---
**Author:** ![JackdUp](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jackdup/32/6015_2.png) [@JackdUp](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JackdUp)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2006, 6:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-moron/185544/14 "2006-10-13T06:17:07Z")
Impersonating a Police Officer is a costly proposition if you’re caught. That being said, having a campaign hat in the rear package tray area of a Crown Vic doesn’t constitute impersonation 😃 ---
**Author:** ![VictorSmalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/victorsmalls/32/5944_2.png) [@VictorSmalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/VictorSmalls)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2006, 7:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-moron/185544/15 "2006-10-13T07:13:18Z")
If I remember correctly, a member of this board used to pull people over with a light in a buddys mini van… ---
**Author:** ![F-B-A](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/f-b-a/32/6022_2.png) [@F-B-A](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/F-B-A)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2006, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-moron/185544/16 "2006-10-13T09:17:35Z")
79n, driving to work just F’n off about 3 years ago, ripping about 80-90 at 6am as i see a car coming up on me swerving traffic, i figure ill keep the pace… now about 100-110 (right where she cuts out) the car in the mirror is getting closer and closer, as he pulls beside me at about 80 now i realize what he was… chips siren, flashes reds and blues, and drives right past me… i was like WTF got a little lucky, local guy, good friend of mine, that was also a customer of the last place i worked. he scared me for personal pleasure. ---
**Author:** ![06se-r](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/0/c5a1d2/32.png) [@06se-r](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/06se-r)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2006, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-moron/185544/17 "2006-10-13T09:25:22Z")
i think he was on it all the way, it wasn’t the the one with the interceptor engine, or whatever they call it, it was a plain old crown vic. i used to sell fords, and they are really not that fast. really heavy, and not a lot of top end. ---
**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2006, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-moron/185544/18 "2006-10-13T12:08:49Z")
SO um…nice story…i have a sherriffs hat n all kinds of local police gear,it wasn’t a cop corcky ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2006, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-moron/185544/19 "2006-10-13T12:37:46Z")
look up,i see a duck ---
**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2006, 12:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-moron/185544/20 "2006-10-13T12:40:44Z")
> [@Pewter"](#): > > look up,i see a duck duck duck goose? [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-moron/185544.md?page=2)