# im a n00b **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 16, 2005, 2:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-n00b/71 "2005-06-16T14:21:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![eclipsed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbce88/32.png) [@eclipsed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eclipsed)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 2:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-n00b/71/1 "2005-06-16T14:21:48Z")
hello all… a lot of you know me, some dont. im sam i drive a 97 eclipse gsx and a 99 scooby 2.5rs matt and howie will try to tell you i am morbidly obese. however, i am just MILDLY obese. dont let them fool you. they are in fact fatter than most, including myself. anyways, kudos to all those involved in this sites creation. i think the powers that be here will do a great job 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 2:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-n00b/71/2 "2005-06-16T14:26:19Z")
Don’t lie fat-ass… WELCOME!! ---
**Author:** ![Adictd2b00st](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/adictd2b00st/32/7625_2.png) [@Adictd2b00st](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Adictd2b00st)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 3:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-n00b/71/3 "2005-06-16T15:25:43Z")
damn noobs :rolleyes: welcome! ---
**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2005, 5:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-n00b/71/4 "2005-06-17T05:12:27Z")
its a lie, i have seen him with my own eyes. he is an easy 350lbs ---
**Author:** ![eclipsed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbce88/32.png) [@eclipsed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eclipsed)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2005, 6:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-n00b/71/5 "2005-06-17T06:10:00Z")
im actually 365lbs. and im 5’2" oh shit, who am i kidding, people roll me around everywhere i go. my fat actually has engulfed my elbows and knees… :lol: ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2005, 6:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-n00b/71/6 "2005-06-17T06:35:07Z")
Didn’t you lose the remote in one of your rolls of fat too? “I gotta change the channel, where is the remote? Fuck it, I can watch Martha Stewart’s Home Living…” ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2005, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-n00b/71/7 "2005-06-17T08:23:42Z")
I felt better about myself when I met sam. ---
**Author:** ![eclipsed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbce88/32.png) [@eclipsed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eclipsed)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2005, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-n00b/71/8 "2005-06-17T08:42:25Z")
hahaha this is the best intro thread ever! ---
**Author:** ![kingsario](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kingsario/32/7572_2.png) [@kingsario](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kingsario)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2005, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-n00b/71/9 "2005-06-17T12:19:44Z")
Sweet do you like to ski, ride bikes, or camp? If you do will you go out with me on a date? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![StairSRT4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stairsrt4/32/7585_2.png) [@StairSRT4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/StairSRT4)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-n00b/71/10 "2005-06-21T19:22:59Z")
i guess you are never gonna get rid of that nickname ☹ ---
**Author:** ![87FOXGT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ecd19e/32.png) [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2005, 12:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-n00b/71/11 "2005-06-23T00:27:33Z")
welcome import warrior 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2005, 1:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-n00b/71/12 "2005-06-23T01:31:40Z")
what up sam…it’s about damn time u got on here…😛 ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2005, 4:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-n00b/71/13 "2005-06-23T04:55:21Z")
> [@SkunkApe](#): > > what up sam…it’s about damn time u got on here…😛 Uhhh, he was here before you , postwhore… ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2005, 5:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-n00b/71/14 "2005-06-23T05:32:12Z")
lol… ---
**Author:** ![\_Karu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/_karu/32/7602_2.png) [@\_Karu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_Karu)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2005, 6:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-n00b/71/15 "2005-06-23T06:08:02Z")
welcome, dude! lol -cal ---
**Author:** ![TurboTSi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/22d042/32.png) [@TurboTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTSi)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2005, 6:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-n00b/71/16 "2005-06-23T06:11:53Z")
whats up Sammy… you’re not fat, just plump. ---
**Author:** ![eclipsed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbce88/32.png) [@eclipsed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eclipsed)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2005, 6:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-n00b/71/17 "2005-06-23T06:14:47Z")
and big boned… ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2005, 6:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-n00b/71/18 "2005-06-23T06:16:30Z")
:noob: ---
**Author:** ![Helidrop](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/helidrop/32/7583_2.png) [@Helidrop](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Helidrop)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2005, 7:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-n00b/71/19 "2005-06-23T07:43:41Z")
> [@TurboTSi](#): > > whats up Sammy… you’re not fat, just plump. pleasantly plump? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Nytmair](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nytmair/32/7604_2.png) [@Nytmair](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nytmair)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2005, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-a-n00b/71/20 "2005-06-23T08:49:22Z")
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