# i'm an asshole

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-an-asshole/178706>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 9, 2005, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-an-asshole/178706 "2005-12-09T12:44:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-an-asshole/178706/1 "2005-12-09T12:44:15Z")

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but got free steeler tickets this sunday for fixing a home computer.

50 yard line sect 111 row D

watch for me if chicago challenges a play :booty:

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**Author:** ![mp3ray](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mp3ray/32/5994_2.png) [@mp3ray](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mp3ray)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-an-asshole/178706/2 "2005-12-09T12:53:47Z")

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do you need a date??

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**Author:** ![LigonierA1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/fbc32d/32.png) [@LigonierA1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LigonierA1)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-an-asshole/178706/3 "2005-12-09T13:06:47Z")

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Who knew that being a computer guy could get you that kinda action…

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**Author:** ![berad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/berad/32/5953_2.png) [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-an-asshole/178706/4 "2005-12-09T13:10:10Z")

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Son Of Bish

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-an-asshole/178706/5 "2005-12-09T13:10:33Z")

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pecker

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**Author:** ![cleanquick306](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/48db29/32.png) [@cleanquick306](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cleanquick306)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-an-asshole/178706/6 "2005-12-09T13:12:12Z")

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> [@mp3ray](#):
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> do you need a date??

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**Author:** ![mp3ray](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mp3ray/32/5994_2.png) [@mp3ray](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mp3ray)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-an-asshole/178706/7 "2005-12-09T13:14:44Z")

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^

🤣

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 1:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-an-asshole/178706/8 "2005-12-09T13:22:44Z")

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u can take me for fixing mine,we dont want jeNn to catch a cold!😃

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**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-an-asshole/178706/9 "2005-12-09T13:31:44Z")

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🤣

who konws who i’m taking… jeNn gets first dibs :hs:

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 1:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-an-asshole/178706/10 "2005-12-09T13:46:14Z")

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we dont want jeNn to catch a cold!

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**Author:** ![jinxxycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@jinxxycat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jinxxycat)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 1:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-an-asshole/178706/11 "2005-12-09T13:48:08Z")

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^^^:bowrofl: have fun! A buddy of mine is coming up from miami for the game…he’s a big steelers fan, never been here, hates the cold :bowrofl: picked the wrong time to come up 🤣

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**Author:** ![SonofaBish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@SonofaBish](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SonofaBish)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-an-asshole/178706/12 "2005-12-09T13:50:46Z")

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> [@Be\_Rad](#):
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> Son Of Bish

what are you bringing me into this for?? 🤣

congrats… wish i could get that lucky

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**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 2:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-an-asshole/178706/13 "2005-12-09T14:43:11Z")

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> [@PewterSS](#):
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> we dont want jeNn to catch a cold!

sorry… she wants to go :spank:

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**Author:** ![Bravada\_442](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bravada_442/32/5982_2.png) [@Bravada\_442](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bravada_442)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 3:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-an-asshole/178706/14 "2005-12-09T15:04:55Z")

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> [@fshowcars](#):
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> sorry… she wants to go :spank:

I’m questioning the level of your “asshole-ishness” by taking your woman with you… If you were a true asshole you’d stick her ass in kitchen to cook while you and a buddy got drunk at the steeler game and had lots of fun :mrT:

So were the tickets payment? Shit, I’ll sell someone a furnace for a couple of good tickets for dem stillerz

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 3:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-an-asshole/178706/15 "2005-12-09T15:20:10Z")

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the thread title ranks up there with statements like:

The sky is blue.

Boiling water is hot.

Black people like fried chicken.

Aborted fetuses, when cooked properly, are indistingushable from a fine filet mignon.

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**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 3:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-an-asshole/178706/16 "2005-12-09T15:20:53Z")

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i did the home computer work for one of my employers 😉

he was nice enough to offer me the tickets… i accepted and didn’t realize that his seasons are 4 rows from the sideline! so i got lucky.

and jenn’s never been to a steeler game, so this is awesome for her.

i’m still an asshole though… trust me.

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**Author:** ![Quik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quik/32/5979_2.png) [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 3:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-an-asshole/178706/17 "2005-12-09T15:27:39Z")

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youre everyones favorite asshole

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**Author:** ![Jenn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Jenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jenn)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 3:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-an-asshole/178706/18 "2005-12-09T15:29:49Z")

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Thanks Sonny. 🙂 I can’t wait!

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**Author:** ![Bravada\_442](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bravada_442/32/5982_2.png) [@Bravada\_442](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bravada_442)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 3:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-an-asshole/178706/19 "2005-12-09T15:32:14Z")

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> [@Quik](#):
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> youre everyones favorite asshole

LMAO I could go so many ways with that, but I’ll just let it be. :hitit:

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**Author:** ![Quik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quik/32/5979_2.png) [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 3:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-an-asshole/178706/20 "2005-12-09T15:33:14Z")

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yes sonny gets the bone quite alot. especially from ppl at work… why do you think he rants so often

they keep fucking with his tang

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