# im bored at work... and thought this e-mail that i got was funny. watch out boys :)

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**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [July 21, 2011, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-bored-at-work-and-thought-this-e-mail-that-i-got-was-funny-watch-out-boys/259534 "2011-07-21T10:03:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 3:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-bored-at-work-and-thought-this-e-mail-that-i-got-was-funny-watch-out-boys/259534/21 "2011-07-22T03:04:23Z")

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> [@when do you know you drink to much....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-do-you-know-you-drink-to-much/44049/21):
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> maybe she was a miner???

Or better yet, a minor.

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**Author:** ![b16racereg6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@b16racereg6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/b16racereg6)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 4:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-bored-at-work-and-thought-this-e-mail-that-i-got-was-funny-watch-out-boys/259534/22 "2011-07-22T04:59:18Z")

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> [@Kitchen cabinets?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kitchen-cabinets/43340/56):
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> wouldnt care about my car. that’s what i have insurance for. plus that bitch would be arrested and thrown in jail.
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> just like a woman not to think things through. :rofl

hahaha sooo true.

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**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 11:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-bored-at-work-and-thought-this-e-mail-that-i-got-was-funny-watch-out-boys/259534/23 "2011-07-22T11:48:10Z")

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> [@The Ricer in 2008](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ricer-in-2008/44000/14):
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> This is why women shouldn’t be considered people…

This is why men can’t have nice things

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**Author:** ![REDWGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redwgn/32/6695_2.png) [@REDWGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/REDWGN)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-bored-at-work-and-thought-this-e-mail-that-i-got-was-funny-watch-out-boys/259534/24 "2011-07-22T12:16:30Z")

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> [@ImportFest 2 shows this year.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/importfest-2-shows-this-year/44080/5):
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> This is why men can’t have nice things

![http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/044/944/blimps.jpg?1269924399](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/e/d/edfe89e64fd7656e56cab1b2d780fd2c9c2eea41.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![PFaux](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pfaux/32/6722_2.png) [@PFaux](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PFaux)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-bored-at-work-and-thought-this-e-mail-that-i-got-was-funny-watch-out-boys/259534/25 "2011-07-22T12:45:47Z")

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> [@this should not be allowed](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-should-not-be-allowed/44055/14):
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> and this is why i’m single…cause this is the only type of girl i’m attracted to.

A keyed bike and a bleached out car interior later…

I still agree with you

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**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-bored-at-work-and-thought-this-e-mail-that-i-got-was-funny-watch-out-boys/259534/26 "2011-07-22T13:18:22Z")

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> [@FS: Nikon Sigma 135mm-400mm + case + 512MB](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-nikon-sigma-135mm-400mm-case-512mb/44090/3):
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> A keyed bike and a bleached out car interior later…
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> I still agree with you

lol, you guys are buggin… Have fun having bitches stalking you outside your house 4 six hours, threatening to call the cops and say that you beat them if you dont come outside… Also have fun having a 7 foot key mark across your favorite vehicle… Last, have fun with the crazy bitch stealing your car key and three hours later sending you a text message with the fucker inside her Va jay jay.

fuucckkk thaatt

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**Author:** ![sweatynready](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@sweatynready](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sweatynready)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 1:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-bored-at-work-and-thought-this-e-mail-that-i-got-was-funny-watch-out-boys/259534/27 "2011-07-22T13:19:08Z")

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> [@Newman's E30 or MPD47's 944](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newmans-e30-or-mpd47s-944/38024/48):
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> lol, you guys are buggin… Have fun having bitches stalking you outside your house 4 six hours, threatening to call the cops and say that you beat them if you dont come outside… Also have fun having a 7 foot key mark across your favorite vehicle… Last, have fun with the crazy bitch stealing your car key and three hours later sending you a text message with the fucker inside her Va jay jay.
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> fuucckkk thaatt

THATS NOT ME 🙂

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**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-bored-at-work-and-thought-this-e-mail-that-i-got-was-funny-watch-out-boys/259534/28 "2011-07-22T13:20:44Z")

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> [@this should not be allowed](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/this-should-not-be-allowed/44055/60):
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> THATS NOT ME 🙂

didnt say it was, you are 100% perfect :)… thus far :ninja

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**Author:** ![sweatynready](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@sweatynready](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sweatynready)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-bored-at-work-and-thought-this-e-mail-that-i-got-was-funny-watch-out-boys/259534/29 "2011-07-22T13:21:13Z")

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> [@Anyone ever sue a city before?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-ever-sue-a-city-before/44082/39):
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> didnt say it was, you are 100% perfect :)… thus far :ninja

awwww stopppp 🙂

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**Author:** ![PFaux](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pfaux/32/6722_2.png) [@PFaux](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PFaux)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-bored-at-work-and-thought-this-e-mail-that-i-got-was-funny-watch-out-boys/259534/30 "2011-07-22T13:23:16Z")

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> [@Newman's E30 or MPD47's 944](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newmans-e30-or-mpd47s-944/38024/48):
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> lol, you guys are buggin… Have fun having bitches stalking you outside your house 4 six hours, threatening to call the cops and say that you beat them if you dont come outside… Also have fun having a 7 foot key mark across your favorite vehicle… Last, have fun with the crazy bitch stealing your car key and three hours later sending you a text message with the fucker inside her Va jay jay.
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> fuucckkk thaatt

been there

except for the keys in the vagina, that would make me giggle as i broke out my spare set.

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**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-bored-at-work-and-thought-this-e-mail-that-i-got-was-funny-watch-out-boys/259534/31 "2011-07-22T13:26:03Z")

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> [@phukkk sinuses](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phukkk-sinuses/44064/15):
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> been there
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> except for the keys in the vagina, that would make me giggle as i broke out my spare set.

lol, worddd

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**Author:** ![slwrthnu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slwrthnu/32/6296_2.png) [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 2:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-bored-at-work-and-thought-this-e-mail-that-i-got-was-funny-watch-out-boys/259534/32 "2011-07-22T14:06:02Z")

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> [@Newman's E30 or MPD47's 944](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newmans-e30-or-mpd47s-944/38024/48):
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> lol, you guys are buggin… Have fun having bitches stalking you outside your house 4 six hours, threatening to call the cops and say that you beat them if you dont come outside… Also have fun having a 7 foot key mark across your favorite vehicle… Last, have fun with the crazy bitch stealing your car key and three hours later sending you a text message with the fucker inside her Va jay jay.
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> fuucckkk thaatt

i’ve never had anything that crazy happen…i ditch crazy girls the second the crazy gets too much to handle. which usually isn’t that long, thankfully the only crazy girl that i dated for a long time was into cars also so she would never touch my car, and that my cars get locked up.

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