# I'm drinking Hoegaarden... **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 28, 2004, 9:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-drinking-hoegaarden/168714 "2004-08-28T21:41:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2004, 9:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-drinking-hoegaarden/168714/1 "2004-08-28T21:41:22Z")
…and you’re not. me \> you. :finger: ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2004, 9:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-drinking-hoegaarden/168714/2 "2004-08-28T21:42:31Z")
hoegarden, a stoned mother must of thought of that name when planting her flowers ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2004, 9:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-drinking-hoegaarden/168714/3 "2004-08-28T21:48:24Z")
> [@Shaggy](#): > > hoegarden, a stoned mother must of thought of that name when planting her flowers hoegaarden is older than the human race… Amoebas founded the brewery billions of years ago… in Belgium… or Holland… or the Nederlands… are they all the same place? ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2004, 9:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-drinking-hoegaarden/168714/4 "2004-08-28T21:50:32Z")
Not true Dick clark founded it back in the mid-evil times ---
**Author:** ![Gray05](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cc9497/32.png) [@Gray05](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gray05)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2004, 9:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-drinking-hoegaarden/168714/5 "2004-08-28T21:53:01Z")
drink from your ho’s garden? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2004, 9:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-drinking-hoegaarden/168714/6 "2004-08-28T21:54:18Z")
> [@Blue4](#): > > drink from your ho’s garden? 😉 :lickmahpu ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2004, 10:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-drinking-hoegaarden/168714/7 "2004-08-28T22:07:46Z")
> [@ShalerPunk](#): > > hoegaarden is older than the human race… Amoebas founded the brewery billions of years ago… in Belgium… or Holland… or the Nederlands… are they all the same place? Amsterdam \> \* ---
**Author:** ![slowcamaro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowcamaro/32/5975_2.png) [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2004, 10:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-drinking-hoegaarden/168714/8 "2004-08-28T22:25:16Z")
:repost: ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2004, 10:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-drinking-hoegaarden/168714/9 "2004-08-28T22:26:27Z")
> [@slowcamaro](#): > > :repost: :repost::repost: ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2004, 10:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-drinking-hoegaarden/168714/10 "2004-08-28T22:27:30Z")
i just took the biggest shit… I feel like I gave birth through my ass… Maybe eating an entire pizza for lunch was a bad idea… i’m going to go get some HoHos to eat. ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2004, 10:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-drinking-hoegaarden/168714/11 "2004-08-28T22:35:19Z")
> [@ShalerPunk](#): > > i just took the biggest shit… I feel like I gave birth through my ass… Maybe eating an entire pizza for lunch was a bad idea… i’m going to go get some HoHos to eat. Yeah i hate those. But you have such a feeling of accomplishment afterwards. I still remember a shit I took in 6th grade. Just got back off the bus from a field trip to D.C… ran in the bathroom and unloaded. looked down, and it was a thing of beauty. No one would have bet against any animal smaller than a horse pinching that loaf out. It was so nice i had to admire it for a few minutes, and then thought about sneaking over into the next stall so when I left it for the next person to admire there would be no TP disrupting the view. But instead I just used as little as possible, and it all worked out fine. ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2004, 10:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-drinking-hoegaarden/168714/12 "2004-08-28T22:36:41Z")
i used 3/4 of a roll of Charmin (six flushes)… i thought the wiping would never end… IBIGETCOLONCANCERANDDIE ---
**Author:** ![slowcamaro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowcamaro/32/5975_2.png) [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2004, 10:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-drinking-hoegaarden/168714/13 "2004-08-28T22:40:20Z")
:1320: ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2004, 10:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-drinking-hoegaarden/168714/14 "2004-08-28T22:41:43Z")
> [@ShalerPunk](#): > > i used 3/4 of a roll of Charmin (six flushes)… i thought the wiping would never end… IBIGETCOLONCANCERANDDIE you get some taintal smearage? 3/4 of a roll = :eek4: or was it poop wipe poop wipe poop wipe? ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2004, 10:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-drinking-hoegaarden/168714/15 "2004-08-28T22:44:52Z")
> [@Darkstar](#): > > you get some taintal smearage? 3/4 of a roll = :eek4: > > or was it poop wipe poop wipe poop wipe? i have a wiping technique so there’s no smearage, but I wipe until there isn’t a micron of a notion of shit on the paper… my ass is really hairy though, so i’m at it for a while… ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2004, 10:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-drinking-hoegaarden/168714/16 "2004-08-28T22:47:01Z")
Color of Proclaimed POOP? pics ? ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2004, 10:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-drinking-hoegaarden/168714/17 "2004-08-28T22:48:22Z")
> [@Shaggy](#): > > Color of Proclaimed POOP? pics ? no pics, but the color was peanut butter-esque…