# im going to a tanning salon right now

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [May 3, 2005, 7:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051 "2005-05-03T07:24:44Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2005, 7:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/1 "2005-05-03T07:24:44Z")

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dont want to look like a pale fat blob in front of all the ladies this weekend for lifeguard training. :hs:

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### Author: ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2005, 7:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/2 "2005-05-03T07:24:59Z")

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does this make me gay?

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### Author: ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2005, 7:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/3 "2005-05-03T07:25:58Z")

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> [@Darkstar](#):
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> does this make me gay?

YES!!!

:wtf:

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### Author: ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2005, 7:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/4 "2005-05-03T07:26:12Z")

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you always were gay, and a tan will not help in any way

😃

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### Author: ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2005, 7:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/5 "2005-05-03T07:26:17Z")

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[http://home.elka.pw.edu.pl/~pgrabow1/kolezka.swf?name=DARKSTAR](http://home.elka.pw.edu.pl/%7Epgrabow1/kolezka.swf?name=DARKSTAR)

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### Author: ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2005, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/6 "2005-05-03T07:27:46Z")

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> [@fshowcars](#):
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> [http://home.elka.pw.edu.pl/~pgrabow1/kolezka.swf?name=DARKSTAR](http://home.elka.pw.edu.pl/%7Epgrabow1/kolezka.swf?name=DARKSTAR)

I don’t even want to know where you found that, I clicked it here at work without thinking and I had the speakers turned up, bastage. :D:D:D

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### Author: ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2005, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/7 "2005-05-03T07:28:41Z")

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haha…i have perma-mute… didn’t even know it had sound!!!

my bad

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### Author: ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2005, 7:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/8 "2005-05-03T07:29:33Z")

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good so now you will look like a brown fat blob!!! go you!

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### Author: ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2005, 7:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/9 "2005-05-03T07:30:20Z")

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> [@fshowcars](#):
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> haha…i have perma-mute… didn’t even know it had sound!!!
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> my bad

😃

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### Author: ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2005, 7:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/10 "2005-05-03T07:31:09Z")

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> [@whitey](#):
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> good so now you will look like a brown fat blob!!! go you!

sig material

:bowrofl:

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### Author: ![vtecsol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@vtecsol](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vtecsol)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2005, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/11 "2005-05-03T07:33:38Z")

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i bet he falls alseep in the bed and turns in to lobster man

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### Author: ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2005, 7:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/12 "2005-05-03T07:50:48Z")

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Be\_Rad was the ultimate lobster man

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### Author: ![S10Blazed\_Si](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/s10blazed_si/32/5983_2.png) [@S10Blazed\_Si](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/S10Blazed_Si)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2005, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/13 "2005-05-03T08:04:11Z")

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I’m pretty sure you have this thing called a ‘sun’ on OC… just use that instead of a tanning booth… it’s much less gay and allows you to accomplish things while you are in it.

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### Author: ![imported\_showtime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@imported\_showtime](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_showtime)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2005, 8:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/14 "2005-05-03T08:06:37Z")

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i have my tan 24/7/365

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### Author: ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2005, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/15 "2005-05-03T08:23:25Z")

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:goyou:

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### Author: ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2005, 8:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/16 "2005-05-03T08:33:57Z")

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worthless thread

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### Author: ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2005, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/17 "2005-05-03T08:52:20Z")

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> [@whitey](#):
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> good so now you will look like a brown fat blob!!! go you!

awww cmon. That shit was too easy. I would have expected a comment like this from sonny or chad, but you… :hs:

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### Author: ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2005, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/18 "2005-05-03T09:02:17Z")

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my aunt owns a tanning salon in hampton… about a third of the customers are men, and most of them don’t love teh cawk, so i think you’ll be alright

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### Author: ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2005, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/19 "2005-05-03T09:03:27Z")

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> [@ShalerPunk](#):
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> my aunt owns a tanning salon in hampton… about a third of the customers are men, and most of them pretend like they don’t love teh cawk in public, so i think you’re a closet homosexual

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### Author: ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2005, 9:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/20 "2005-05-03T09:06:51Z")

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:bowrofl:

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