# im going to a tanning salon right now **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 3, 2005, 7:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051 "2005-05-03T07:24:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 9:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/21 "2005-05-03T09:06:52Z")
> [@ShalerPunk](#): > > my aunt owns a tanning salon in hampton… about a third of the customers are men, and most of them don’t love teh cawk, so i think you’ll be alright 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/22 "2005-05-03T09:07:30Z")
> [@ShalerPunk](#): > > :bowrofl: sonny could sniff out a closet homosexual from a mile away. They can smell their own kind. ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/23 "2005-05-03T09:09:14Z")
> [@Darkstar](#): > > sonny could sniff out a closet homosexual from a mile away. They can smell their own kind. all you had to say was “VW owner”. ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 9:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/24 "2005-05-03T09:10:33Z")
> [@ShalerPunk](#): > > all you had to say was “VW owner”. 🤣 :sadtruth: ---
**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 9:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/25 "2005-05-03T09:34:23Z")
coming from a metro owner!!! :wtf: if vw’s mean i’m ghey, i’d hate to know the personal ineffiencies of owning a metro!!! ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 9:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/26 "2005-05-03T09:37:25Z")
> [@fshowcars](#): > > coming from a metro owner!!! :wtf: > > if vw’s mean i’m ghey, i’d hate to know the personal ineffiencies of owning a metro!!! VW = gay metro = broke (or hippy liberal who can’t afford an Insight) ---
**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 9:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/27 "2005-05-03T09:42:00Z")
not ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/28 "2005-05-03T09:43:38Z")
so. ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 9:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/29 "2005-05-03T09:44:26Z")
how much wood can a woodhcuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. try typing that 10 times fast. ---
**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 9:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/30 "2005-05-03T09:46:41Z")
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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 9:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/31 "2005-05-03T09:47:25Z")
> [@77rednecktruck](#): > > how much wood can a woodhcuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. > how much wood can a woodhcuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. > how much wood can a woodhcuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. > how much wood can a woodhcuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. > how much wood can a woodhcuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. > how much wood can a woodhcuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. > how much wood can a woodhcuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. > how much wood can a woodhcuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. > how much wood can a woodhcuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. > how much wood can a woodhcuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. > > done in 2.1 seconds, bitch har har har. Thanks so much for that Maxine. ---
**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 9:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/32 "2005-05-03T09:48:03Z")
> [@Darkstar](#): > > har har har. Thanks so much for that Maxine. jealous? ---
**Author:** ![imported\_showtime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@imported\_showtime](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_showtime)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 9:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/33 "2005-05-03T09:48:46Z")
ultimate gay guys car…TOP 10…VW is holdin it down > **[The Ultimate Gay and Lesbian Cars of All Time](https://www.cartalk.com/content/ultimate-gay-and-lesbian-cars-all-time-3)** > > //--\> ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/34 "2005-05-03T09:50:05Z")
> [@77rednecktruck](#): > > jealous? of? ---
**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/35 "2005-05-03T09:50:15Z")
hahahahaha ---
**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/36 "2005-05-03T09:50:41Z")
> [@Darkstar](#): > > of? :dunno: i forgot what the thread was about ---
**Author:** ![imported\_showtime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@imported\_showtime](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_showtime)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/37 "2005-05-03T09:51:17Z")
> [@ShalerPunk](#): > > all you had to say was “VW owner”. ultimate gay guys car…TOP 10…VW is holdin it down [http://www.cartalk.com/content/features/Gay-Lesbian/gay-guy1.html](http://www.cartalk.com/content/features/Gay-Lesbian/gay-guy1.html) ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/38 "2005-05-03T11:30:18Z")
![http://www.wtfhost.com/userfiles/darkstar/3.bmp](http://www.wtfhost.com/userfiles/darkstar/3.bmp) ![http://www.wtfhost.com/userfiles/darkstar/1.bmp](http://www.wtfhost.com/userfiles/darkstar/1.bmp) ![http://www.wtfhost.com/userfiles/darkstar/2.bmp](http://www.wtfhost.com/userfiles/darkstar/2.bmp) :bowrofl: VW = SOOOO GAY! ---
**Author:** ![peterock17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@peterock17](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/peterock17)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/39 "2005-05-03T11:49:30Z")
> [@showtime](#): > > i have my tan 24/7/365 x2 ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2005, 6:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051/40 "2005-05-03T18:01:26Z")
> [@Darkstar](#): > > :bowrofl: > > VW = SOOOO GAY! :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-going-to-a-tanning-salon-right-now/174051.md?page=3)