# I'm so buying one **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 21, 2005, 7:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-so-buying-one/177204 "2005-09-21T19:55:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Gray05](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cc9497/32.png) [@Gray05](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gray05)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 7:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-so-buying-one/177204/1 "2005-09-21T19:55:02Z")
[http://www.penguinwarehouse.com/](http://www.penguinwarehouse.com/) ---
**Author:** ![HaNnIBaL64](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hannibal64/32/5954_2.png) [@HaNnIBaL64](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HaNnIBaL64)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-so-buying-one/177204/2 "2005-09-21T19:59:35Z")
:hs: ---
**Author:** ![rookee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rookee/32/5972_2.png) [@rookee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rookee)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-so-buying-one/177204/3 "2005-09-21T19:59:48Z")
thats awesome ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 8:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-so-buying-one/177204/4 "2005-09-21T20:17:00Z")
its easier screwing a duck ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 8:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-so-buying-one/177204/5 "2005-09-21T20:22:04Z")
![http://www.albumtown.com/data/44917919527fa652749f1acb6dcf9617/44732_p626949.gif](http://www.albumtown.com/data/44917919527fa652749f1acb6dcf9617/44732_p626949.gif) ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 8:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-so-buying-one/177204/6 "2005-09-21T20:22:14Z")
thats awesome ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 8:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-so-buying-one/177204/7 "2005-09-21T20:35:53Z")
id buy one to lick my cold ass balls in teh wiNTeR ---
**Author:** ![vtecsol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@vtecsol](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vtecsol)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 10:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-so-buying-one/177204/8 "2005-09-21T22:25:27Z")
cheapest one is $890.00 and it is 6 years old, how long do peguins live… ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 10:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-so-buying-one/177204/9 "2005-09-21T22:57:07Z")
> [@vtecsol](#): > > cheapest one is $890.00 and it is 6 years old, how long do peguins live… no biggie. I’m sure Grey has found a way to finance it with his mom’s co-signature. ---
**Author:** ![onyx\_rock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e8c25b/32.png) [@onyx\_rock](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/onyx_rock)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 5:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-so-buying-one/177204/10 "2005-09-22T05:48:14Z")
> [@vtecsol](#): > > cheapest one is $890.00 and it is 6 years old, how long do peguins live… Q: What is a penguin’s expected life span in and out of captivity? A: In captivity a penguin’s life span is estimated at between 15 and 20 years. In the wild it is greatly shortened due to most penguin species’ many predators. ---
**Author:** ![05XRunner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/0/8dc957/32.png) [@05XRunner](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/05XRunner)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 6:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-so-buying-one/177204/11 "2005-09-22T06:17:05Z")
Q: Why does my penguin keep bumping into walls? A: Penguins, like humans, are prone to eye deterioration over time. Vision correction may be necessary for your penguin’s welfare. We highly suggest laser surgery correction as many penguins do not take well to eyewear. LOL…I would probably piss myself if I saw it walking into walls…Be even funnier if you got it to wear glasses ---
**Author:** ![ninjenn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c67d28/32.png) [@ninjenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninjenn)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 6:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-so-buying-one/177204/12 "2005-09-22T06:17:35Z")
🤣 Do you think my dog would like it? ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 6:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-so-buying-one/177204/13 "2005-09-22T06:18:52Z")
> [@huskysgrl](#): > > 🤣 Do you think my dog would like it? Probably… everyone loves penguins ---
**Author:** ![Sight\_N\_Sound](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sight_n_sound/32/5950_2.png) [@Sight\_N\_Sound](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sight_N_Sound)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 6:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-so-buying-one/177204/14 "2005-09-22T06:21:26Z")
I was going to really look into it till I found out the site was fake ☹ should have known anyways since penguins are endangered and protected… ---
**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-so-buying-one/177204/15 "2005-09-22T07:53:24Z")
🤣 that would go great witha helper monkey ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 8:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-so-buying-one/177204/16 "2005-09-22T08:01:30Z")
:squint: