# Im thinking about writing a bathroom book. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 31, 2008, 2:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-thinking-about-writing-a-bathroom-book/52465 "2008-07-31T14:21:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2008, 2:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-thinking-about-writing-a-bathroom-book/52465/1 "2008-07-31T14:21:40Z")
close thread ---
**Author:** ![TORQDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torqdss/32/5125_2.png) [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2008, 2:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-thinking-about-writing-a-bathroom-book/52465/2 "2008-07-31T14:25:03Z")
you can’t sleep with the same girl your best friend has already slept with. if we keep going do we get royalties? ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2008, 2:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-thinking-about-writing-a-bathroom-book/52465/3 "2008-07-31T14:30:50Z")
You can’t use the same piece of toilet paper more than 4 times. ---
**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2008, 2:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-thinking-about-writing-a-bathroom-book/52465/4 "2008-07-31T14:36:16Z")
this thread sucks…you claim to have “thought of a few good ones” but i didn’t make it past the first one posted before realizing you’re a complete idiot and entirely wrong… ---
**Author:** ![ImportMuscle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/importmuscle/32/7615_2.png) [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2008, 2:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-thinking-about-writing-a-bathroom-book/52465/5 "2008-07-31T14:51:23Z")
> [@PureXTC"](#): > > If her boobs are bigger than her gut. She’s not fat. FAIL ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2008, 2:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-thinking-about-writing-a-bathroom-book/52465/6 "2008-07-31T14:53:20Z")
> **[Man Laws](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_Laws)** > > Man Laws (Men of the Square Table) are a series of beer commercials for Miller Lite, inspired by the supposed unwritten codes by which men live. The "Men of the Square Table" are a parody of King Arthur's Knights of the Round Table. The "Square Table" they congregate around is located in what appears to be a secret, Dr. Strangelove-esque room with glass (probably soundproof) walls. The advertising campaign was a response to negative feedback about prior sexist advertising. The campaign also in Th... Burt Reynolds beat you to this. ---
**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2008, 3:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-thinking-about-writing-a-bathroom-book/52465/7 "2008-07-31T15:30:58Z")
Word, already been done [http://wikimancode.com/](http://wikimancode.com/) ---
**Author:** ![walter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/walter/32/7202_2.png) [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2008, 3:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-thinking-about-writing-a-bathroom-book/52465/8 "2008-07-31T15:38:51Z")
If you can’t spell, you probably shouldn’t write a book. ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2008, 10:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-thinking-about-writing-a-bathroom-book/52465/9 "2008-07-31T22:05:12Z")
[Alphabet of Manliness](http://www.alphabetofmanliness.com/) \> This crap. ---
**Author:** ![AfXtc777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@AfXtc777](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AfXtc777)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2008, 10:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-thinking-about-writing-a-bathroom-book/52465/10 "2008-07-31T22:14:13Z")
> [@TORQDSS](#): > > you can’t sleep with the same girl your best friend has already slept with. > > if we keep going do we get royalties? Eiffel tower still ok? It’s not gay as long as your balls don’t touch AMIRITE? ---
**Author:** ![Bull49](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bull49/32/7381_2.png) [@Bull49](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bull49)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2008, 3:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-thinking-about-writing-a-bathroom-book/52465/11 "2008-08-01T03:57:02Z")
> [@PureXTC"](#): > > If your nice to a girl all the time, you won’t be able to make her feel special when’s shes being a bitch. why would you want to make her feel special when she’s being a bitch? ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2008, 4:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-thinking-about-writing-a-bathroom-book/52465/12 "2008-08-01T04:17:06Z")
If your name is PureXTC you’re probably a homo ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2008, 4:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-thinking-about-writing-a-bathroom-book/52465/13 "2008-08-01T04:32:36Z")
just do it… there is so many out there now… may cost you more to put it out that you will make in selling ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2008, 5:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-thinking-about-writing-a-bathroom-book/52465/14 "2008-08-01T05:28:02Z")
This thread had potential… ---
**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2008, 9:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-thinking-about-writing-a-bathroom-book/52465/15 "2008-08-01T09:40:26Z")
as a book :tdown: as a thread, this could be promising ---
**Author:** ![L8APEX1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/l8apex1/32/7276_2.png) [@L8APEX1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/L8APEX1)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2008, 9:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-thinking-about-writing-a-bathroom-book/52465/16 "2008-08-01T09:49:40Z")
uncle johns bathroom reader \> \* ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2008, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-thinking-about-writing-a-bathroom-book/52465/17 "2008-08-01T09:51:16Z")
When a girl starts off saying “I’m not a slut”, she usually is. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2008, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-thinking-about-writing-a-bathroom-book/52465/18 "2008-08-01T10:19:28Z")
Whenever someone begins a sentence with “I’m not racist, but,” they are about to say something racist. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2008, 10:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-thinking-about-writing-a-bathroom-book/52465/19 "2008-08-01T10:39:30Z")
Socialism is the best system in the world. For everyone else. ---
**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2008, 1:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-thinking-about-writing-a-bathroom-book/52465/20 "2008-08-01T13:54:17Z")
Here’s the one I forgot!!! If you are walking side by side with another man and you hands acidently touch. Don’t acknowledge it, just keep walking. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-thinking-about-writing-a-bathroom-book/52465.md?page=2)