# "I'm Tim. I drive an Aries"

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-tim-i-drive-an-aries/16113>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 18, 2006, 8:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-tim-i-drive-an-aries/16113 "2006-08-18T08:09:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![SilencingMachine](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silencingmachine/32/7593_2.png) [@SilencingMachine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SilencingMachine)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 8:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-tim-i-drive-an-aries/16113/1 "2006-08-18T08:09:07Z")

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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RJH3Jelevc](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RJH3Jelevc)

![http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/bowrofl.gif](http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/bowrofl.gif)

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 8:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-tim-i-drive-an-aries/16113/2 "2006-08-18T08:20:27Z")

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0.3/10

and the only reason you’re getting a score that high…is because it was only 40 seconds long, and didn’t waste a substantial amount of time.

:tup:

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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-tim-i-drive-an-aries/16113/3 "2006-08-18T08:21:59Z")

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LOL… i remember this

“i like the cool stuff”

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**Author:** ![jay\_g](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jay_g/32/111288_2.png) [@jay\_g](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jay_g)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-tim-i-drive-an-aries/16113/4 "2006-08-18T08:23:36Z")

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lol “88% of aries drivers have a fixed address.”

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-tim-i-drive-an-aries/16113/5 "2006-08-18T08:30:47Z")

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Oh man, this is so old but still good for a laugh.

Beck, an 88 Aries is older than most of the girls you date, which is why you don’t get it.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-tim-i-drive-an-aries/16113/6 "2006-08-18T08:35:45Z")

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> [@JayS](#):
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> Oh man, this is so old but still good for a laugh.
> 
> Beck, an 88 Aries is older than most of the girls you date, which is why you don’t get it.

i got it.

when your life is as awesome as mine…i guess you just don’t find stupid shit funny anymore.

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**Author:** ![jay\_g](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jay_g/32/111288_2.png) [@jay\_g](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jay_g)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-tim-i-drive-an-aries/16113/7 "2006-08-18T09:08:58Z")

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actually I have an awesome life and I found it extremely funny, not to mention the great video editing skills.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 9:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-tim-i-drive-an-aries/16113/8 "2006-08-18T09:33:06Z")

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Hey I used to have an Aries, actually a Reliant (same car) and that shit was pimp. Great gas mileage, a bear in the snow and had the all important Dodge 2.5 liter knock

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**Author:** ![STEALTTH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stealtth/32/7582_2.png) [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-tim-i-drive-an-aries/16113/9 "2006-08-18T09:36:50Z")

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hilarious

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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 9:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-tim-i-drive-an-aries/16113/10 "2006-08-18T09:39:53Z")

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lmao… oldie but goodie

“booya”

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**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-tim-i-drive-an-aries/16113/11 "2006-08-18T10:48:26Z")

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> [@beckington](#):
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> i got it.
> 
> when your life is as awesome as mine…i guess you just don’t find stupid shit funny anymore.

Sweet, drawing tats of stupid shit on my stomach and calling all the 14 year old girls I know right now - opps, gotta go work the tolls at the Whitestone Bridge, brb.

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-tim-i-drive-an-aries/16113/12 "2006-08-18T10:50:02Z")

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> [@Daddie](#):
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> Sweet, drawing tats of stupid shit on my stomach and calling all the 14 year old girls I know right now - opps, gotta go work the tolls at the Whitestone Bridge, brb.

!!!

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 10:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-tim-i-drive-an-aries/16113/13 "2006-08-18T10:51:13Z")

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> [@JnJSpdShop](#):
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> Hey I used to have an Aries, actually a Reliant (same car) and that shit was pimp. Great gas mileage, a bear in the snow and had the all important Dodge 2.5 liter knock

double j drove his k car for like 15k with a really nasty rod knock lol.

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**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 10:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-tim-i-drive-an-aries/16113/14 "2006-08-18T10:54:15Z")

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PS. My life is not yet awesome, why?

maybe I have to cum on the 14 year old’s stomach

PPS. I’m selling my s2000 for a sweet civic hatch

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-tim-i-drive-an-aries/16113/15 "2006-08-18T10:56:07Z")

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EAT SHIT DADDIE!

\<3

P.S. - The only thing we have in common, is we are pimps. We drive hondas. And we both live with our parents.

😛

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**Author:** ![SilencingMachine](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silencingmachine/32/7593_2.png) [@SilencingMachine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SilencingMachine)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-tim-i-drive-an-aries/16113/16 "2006-08-18T10:56:31Z")

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ooooooooooooooooooooh weeeeeeeee /redneck

this thread just caught on fire. :eek:

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-tim-i-drive-an-aries/16113/17 "2006-08-18T10:56:42Z")

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> [@Daddie](#):
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> PS. My life is not yet awesome, why?
> 
> maybe I have to cum on the 14 year old’s stomach
> 
> PPS. I’m selling my s2000 for a sweet civic hatch

^ rofl

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**Author:** ![JoesTypeS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joestypes/32/7190_2.png) [@JoesTypeS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JoesTypeS)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-tim-i-drive-an-aries/16113/18 "2006-08-18T11:16:56Z")

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> [@beckington](#):
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> And we both live with our parents.

That’s just funny…

I’m still 🤣 ing at howie from the other day

“I found a house…1600 sq ft…$465,000”

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-tim-i-drive-an-aries/16113/19 "2006-08-18T11:56:41Z")

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Video was worth a few lols to me. $200 or obo :tup:

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**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-tim-i-drive-an-aries/16113/20 "2006-08-18T13:20:34Z")

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> [@JoesTypeS](#):
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> That’s just funny…
> 
> I’m still 🤣 ing at howie from the other day
> 
> “I found a house…1600 sq ft…$465,000”

Blah ☹

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