# I'm too fucking big

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-too-fucking-big/170201>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [November 5, 2004, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-too-fucking-big/170201 "2004-11-05T12:38:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-too-fucking-big/170201/1 "2004-11-05T12:38:55Z")

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I’ve been looking into buying a Miata, but I didn’t bother posting about it on here for lack of wanting to scroll through eight pages comparing me to King Tirekicker, SloShelby.

So I found a few that were reasonably priced, so I figured I’d drive Amanda’s grandmother’s 1990 5-speed Miata today to get a feel for the car again:

I’m about two inches too tall, thirty pounds too heavy, and about six shoe sizes too big to drive one.

After driving the Miata to Starbucks and back, I had a horrible cramp in my right leg, my feet were too big to hit the brake without hitting the clutch (and vice versa), and my 1/2-inch long hair scraped on the soft top the entire time.

Bear in mind, I’m only 6’ 180lb, and I wear size 11 or 12 shoes.

So, I guess I have to rule out buying one.

:mad:

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**Author:** ![S10Blazed\_Si](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/s10blazed_si/32/5983_2.png) [@S10Blazed\_Si](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/S10Blazed_Si)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-too-fucking-big/170201/2 "2004-11-05T12:56:03Z")

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You’re just not queer enough for it. I guess thats a good thing. They’re designed for petite men or women.

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-too-fucking-big/170201/3 "2004-11-05T12:59:46Z")

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:gives:

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**Author:** ![Devo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f04885/32.png) [@Devo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Devo)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-too-fucking-big/170201/4 "2004-11-05T13:12:14Z")

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Yea, I’ve ridden in one, and I’m 6’7" 250lbs size 15 shoe and I felt like I was in a clown car. I had to have the top back or else I didn’t fit in, and even then I had about 2 to 3 inches of my head sticking over the windshield. I wasn’t too disappointed about not fitting in a miata, but what sucked was when I hopped in a s2000 and got the same result, only this time I “only” had 1 to 2 inches of my head sticking over the windshield.

oh well :dunno:

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**Author:** ![starboy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/starboy/32/5985_2.png) [@starboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/starboy)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 1:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-too-fucking-big/170201/5 "2004-11-05T13:19:40Z")

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> [@S10Blazed Si](#):
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> You’re just not queer enough for it. I guess thats a good thing. They’re designed for petite men or women.

No but really the door handel if you want to call it that. You stick like your index finger in it wtf is that? But on the upside the new ones with the turbo not bad. Still WAYYYY to effin small tho.

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**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-too-fucking-big/170201/6 "2004-11-05T13:35:29Z")

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> [@S10Blazed Si](#):
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> You’re just not queer enough for it. I guess thats a good thing. They’re designed for petite men or women.

heh… oh well…

i’m just going to dump the cash into getting the Prizm fixed for inspection.

that’ll give me another year to figure out what i’m doing.

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**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-too-fucking-big/170201/7 "2004-11-05T13:43:10Z")

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> [@ShalerPunk](#):
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> heh… oh well…
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> i’m just going to dump the cash into getting the Prizm fixed for inspection.
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> that’ll give me another year to figure out what i’m doing.

you need another year to figure out how to talk about buying every kind of car and always settling on fixing the prizm for inspection :eek4dance

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**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 1:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-too-fucking-big/170201/8 "2004-11-05T13:45:55Z")

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> [@2kaltima](#):
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> you need another year to figure out how to talk about buying every kind of car and always settling on fixing the prizm for inspection :eek4dance

lol…i’ve only had the prizm for a year.

and i’ll probably now end up with something in addition to it, rather than replacing it, if i’m going to get it inspected.

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**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-too-fucking-big/170201/9 "2004-11-05T13:50:43Z")

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Blayner…you would look good in a purple sunfire,ever think of one of those? :greddy2:

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**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-too-fucking-big/170201/10 "2004-11-05T13:52:22Z")

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> [@SleeperGTP](#):
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> Blayner…you would look good in a purple sunfire,ever think of one of those? :greddy2:

no… a Miata has a purpose…

and if I needed a NEW car, and only had 12g, I’d consider a Sunfire… but i’d demand the pimpin purple color… 😃

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**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 1:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-too-fucking-big/170201/11 "2004-11-05T13:56:21Z")

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> [@ShalerPunk](#):
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> no… a Miata has a purpose…
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> and if I needed a NEW car, and only had 12g, I’d consider a Sunfire… but i’d demand the pimpin purple color… 😃

See now that,s where your wrong. Miatas have no fucking purpose what so ever but for being a womans car.And if you had 12g,s to spend i hope to god you wouln,t consider a fucking sunfire? :greddy2: Grow some fucking balls already and buy at least a fucking 6 CYL man. :nuts:

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**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-too-fucking-big/170201/12 "2004-11-05T13:59:21Z")

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miata is more manly than a fag0rt GTP!

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**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-too-fucking-big/170201/13 "2004-11-05T14:01:24Z")

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> [@2kaltima](#):
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> miata is more manly than a fag0rt GTP!

look man,i don,t know who the fuck you re,but ever since i have come on here you have done nothing but fucking critsize me or made stupid and un ethical comments towards me so either you shut the fuck up or stand up! You don,t know me so shut the fuck up!

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 2:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-too-fucking-big/170201/14 "2004-11-05T14:02:41Z")

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> [@SleeperGTP](#):
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> look man,i don,t know who the fuck you re,but ever since i have come on here you have done nothing but fucking critsize me or made stupid and un ethical comments towards me so either you shut the fuck up or stand up! You don,t know me so shut the fuck up!

relax,he just playing!! :bj:

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**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 2:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-too-fucking-big/170201/15 "2004-11-05T14:04:26Z")

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> [@8.1crew](#):
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> relax,he just playing!! :bj:

I DON,T PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS!

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**Author:** ![starboy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/starboy/32/5985_2.png) [@starboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/starboy)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 2:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-too-fucking-big/170201/16 "2004-11-05T14:07:44Z")

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> [@SleeperGTP](#):
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> I DON,T PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS!

:nuts:

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**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 2:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-too-fucking-big/170201/17 "2004-11-05T14:13:46Z")

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> [@qknes](#):
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> :nuts:

So i got a few screws loose…nobody,s perfect :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![starboy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/starboy/32/5985_2.png) [@starboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/starboy)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 2:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-too-fucking-big/170201/18 "2004-11-05T14:17:19Z")

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> [@SleeperGTP](#):
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> So i got a few screws loose…nobody,s perfect :rolleyes:

agreed

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**Author:** ![Quik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quik/32/5979_2.png) [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 2:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-too-fucking-big/170201/19 "2004-11-05T14:17:19Z")

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> [@SleeperGTP](#):
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> I DON,T PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS!

you must of read the sticker on my rear window…Does not play well with others, seems like others have a problem with losing

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**Author:** ![starboy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/starboy/32/5985_2.png) [@starboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/starboy)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 2:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-too-fucking-big/170201/20 "2004-11-05T14:19:02Z")

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> [@Quik](#):
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> you must of read the sticker on my rear window…Does not play well with others, seems like others have a problem with losing

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