# Imagine being 2 hours into your flight and seeing this **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 17, 2008, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/imagine-being-2-hours-into-your-flight-and-seeing-this/42001 "2008-01-17T12:47:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Viper966](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/viper966/32/7268_2.png) [@Viper966](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Viper966)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/imagine-being-2-hours-into-your-flight-and-seeing-this/42001/21 "2008-01-17T13:55:06Z")
it really wouldnt bother me… planes can run on 1 engine… just kinda piss me off on the delay… but @ least the flight would be free ---
**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 2:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/imagine-being-2-hours-into-your-flight-and-seeing-this/42001/22 "2008-01-17T14:00:16Z")
nah that shits fine, its a porsche engine, air cooled sucka. ---
**Author:** ![jay940](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/45deac/32.png) [@jay940](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jay940)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 2:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/imagine-being-2-hours-into-your-flight-and-seeing-this/42001/23 "2008-01-17T14:16:15Z")
> [@JayS](#): > > “How far do you think we can fly on one engine?” > > “All the way to the scene of the crash, which is a good thing because that’s where we’re heading”. > > /Ron White :lolsign: ---
**Author:** ![16vCorvette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/b487fb/32.png) [@16vCorvette](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/16vCorvette)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/imagine-being-2-hours-into-your-flight-and-seeing-this/42001/24 "2008-01-17T16:19:28Z")
I would wait to see the little Gremlin tearing apart other stuff like in the Twilight Zone movie ---
**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 4:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/imagine-being-2-hours-into-your-flight-and-seeing-this/42001/25 "2008-01-17T16:32:23Z")
as long as it is still attached to the plane i am good ---
**Author:** ![mechanicalmadness](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mechanicalmadness/32/5022_2.png) [@mechanicalmadness](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mechanicalmadness)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 5:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/imagine-being-2-hours-into-your-flight-and-seeing-this/42001/26 "2008-01-17T17:10:34Z")
Id be calm as hell after i punch the stuardess in the jaw and raid the booze cabinet.There would be little alcohol bottles all over the interior of that bitch. People would be like " OH MY GOD SNAKES… OH WAIT, THOSE ARE BOTTLES ON A PLANE." Than Id realise the engine cowlings are actually still in place just flipped open. Id immagine that was a routine procedure that provided extra lift so that the plane could be more stable for when the sexy party starts. Man I need to lay off of coffee ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 5:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/imagine-being-2-hours-into-your-flight-and-seeing-this/42001/27 "2008-01-17T17:15:08Z")
Shock. Then Awe. Then lots of free drinks. Then deciding which passengers would be easiest pickings during the fight to escape the flaming wreckage. ---
**Author:** ![9c1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9c1/32/7392_2.png) [@9c1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9c1)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 5:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/imagine-being-2-hours-into-your-flight-and-seeing-this/42001/28 "2008-01-17T17:19:46Z")
I would wonder why I am flying over Memphis. ---
**Author:** ![02svtfocus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/02svtfocus/32/7318_2.png) [@02svtfocus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/02svtfocus)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 5:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/imagine-being-2-hours-into-your-flight-and-seeing-this/42001/29 "2008-01-17T17:25:37Z")
I’d be pissed to see that… WTF NO TURBO?!?!?!!! > [@Nikuk](#): > > Shock. > > Then Awe. > > Then lots of free drinks. Then lots of free xanax ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 5:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/imagine-being-2-hours-into-your-flight-and-seeing-this/42001/30 "2008-01-17T17:29:03Z")
nah, I’m not a fan of overmedication. Besides, if you don’t get hurt, why bother? ---
**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 5:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/imagine-being-2-hours-into-your-flight-and-seeing-this/42001/31 "2008-01-17T17:39:11Z")
> [@JayS](#): > > “How far do you think we can fly on one engine?” > > “All the way to the scene of the crash, which is a good thing because that’s where we’re heading”. > > /Ron White “I’ll bet we beat the paramedics there by a half hour!” and +1 to it looking like the wing is missing too…that’s what i thought at first… ---
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 5:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/imagine-being-2-hours-into-your-flight-and-seeing-this/42001/32 "2008-01-17T17:44:43Z")
over water… at night, would suck ---
**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/imagine-being-2-hours-into-your-flight-and-seeing-this/42001/33 "2008-01-17T17:51:11Z")
> [@turbo ls1 ss](#): > > over water… at night, would suck over water at night \> over any land at any time… ---
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 5:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/imagine-being-2-hours-into-your-flight-and-seeing-this/42001/34 "2008-01-17T17:55:34Z")
even though in either case you’d probably DIE, at least you have somewhere to land during the day 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 5:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/imagine-being-2-hours-into-your-flight-and-seeing-this/42001/35 "2008-01-17T17:58:18Z")
id want to use a flotation device rather then a meat pillow. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 6:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/imagine-being-2-hours-into-your-flight-and-seeing-this/42001/36 "2008-01-17T18:00:50Z")
how would you get on that flotation device? can commercial planes do a somewhat safe water landing? or do you jump out the door at 200mph? ---
**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 6:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/imagine-being-2-hours-into-your-flight-and-seeing-this/42001/37 "2008-01-17T18:13:55Z")
Looks like there could be some nice intercooler piping on there, should have went out there and stole it. ---
**Author:** ![mechanicalmadness](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mechanicalmadness/32/5022_2.png) [@mechanicalmadness](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mechanicalmadness)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 8:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/imagine-being-2-hours-into-your-flight-and-seeing-this/42001/38 "2008-01-17T20:03:53Z")
Water landing at 200mph? that would hurt. You can allways try to pull a Spartan117 and use the plane door as a shield lol. But in all honesty if the cowling were to bend up at a 90 degree angle and not break off ,that plane is going down in a nice slow spiral. Think of it as one wing saying stop, and the other not listening. Aerodynamics are a bitch. ---
**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 8:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/imagine-being-2-hours-into-your-flight-and-seeing-this/42001/39 "2008-01-17T20:15:26Z")
> [@JayS](#): > > “How far do you think we can fly on one engine?” > > “All the way to the scene of the crash, which is a good thing because that’s where we’re heading”. > > /Ron White hahahahaahahahah ---
**Author:** ![TrueBlue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trueblue/32/7245_2.png) [@TrueBlue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrueBlue)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 8:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/imagine-being-2-hours-into-your-flight-and-seeing-this/42001/40 "2008-01-17T20:35:35Z")
> [@9c1](#): > > I would wonder why I am flying over Memphis. I don’t know why, but I can’t stop laughing :lol: [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/imagine-being-2-hours-into-your-flight-and-seeing-this/42001.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/imagine-being-2-hours-into-your-flight-and-seeing-this/42001.md?page=3)