# in case you're caught in the office when china invades **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 29, 2008, 7:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/in-case-youre-caught-in-the-office-when-china-invades/54082 "2008-08-29T07:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 7:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/in-case-youre-caught-in-the-office-when-china-invades/54082/1 "2008-08-29T07:26:17Z")
[http://blog.shoplet.com/office-supplies/binder-clips-into-office-weapons/](http://blog.shoplet.com/office-supplies/binder-clips-into-office-weapons/) awesome… making one now ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/in-case-youre-caught-in-the-office-when-china-invades/54082/2 "2008-08-29T07:27:23Z")
OMG!! I LOVE YOU!! ++++ KARMA! ---
**Author:** ![AFhockey31](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afhockey31/32/5086_2.png) [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/in-case-youre-caught-in-the-office-when-china-invades/54082/3 "2008-08-29T07:28:24Z")
oh wow… my job finally has meaning ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 7:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/in-case-youre-caught-in-the-office-when-china-invades/54082/4 "2008-08-29T07:32:50Z")
pics blocked at work ---
**Author:** ![slipstreamxk1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slipstreamxk1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slipstreamxk1)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 7:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/in-case-youre-caught-in-the-office-when-china-invades/54082/5 "2008-08-29T07:38:32Z")
so gonna make this and use it on the girl who sits next to me at work. ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/in-case-youre-caught-in-the-office-when-china-invades/54082/6 "2008-08-29T07:39:28Z")
inb4coworkedswithpencilsstuckinthem ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/in-case-youre-caught-in-the-office-when-china-invades/54082/7 "2008-08-29T07:45:24Z")
just because I finished my work at the moment, rehosted for ya’s that cant view it. > 19 2008 **[Binder Clips into Office Weapons](http://blog.shoplet.com/office-supplies/binder-clips-into-office-weapons/)** > ``` > Wow, if you thought working at your white-collared job, sitting in your well equipped air-conditioned office, thinking that this is probably one of the safest place to be… you may just want to think twice about that. The office is a jungle. Beside having to watch your back against office colleagues who may be wolf in sheep’s clothes, you may just have to watch out for those seemingly utilitarian office supplies, because in conjuncture with other seemingly innocent office supplies, they may just result to be one of the deadliest office weapon yet. Below is an example of our favorite office supplies- [binder clips](http://www.shoplet.com/binder-clips/search.html), turned into office weapons. > > ``` > ![http://lh3.ggpht.com/MoranS281/SLgJPIsmngI/AAAAAAAAASQ/QHKbX_Z83k0/s800/2778755976_4bf36e60b9.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/1/1/1147923990cb9b82ed8268dd35eebc969997c62a.jpeg) > Take a few binder clips of varying sizes, turn them upside down, and clip the smaller binder clips inside the larger clips. > ![http://lh5.ggpht.com/MoranS281/SLgJUyuFz1I/AAAAAAAAATY/c8Te6dDgMtc/s800/2778756004_202083c91f.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/4/a/4aba08ca4b345e73fda8948592226dfdb596ad6c.jpeg) > It should look like this when the larger binder clips have clipped the smaller ones. > ![http://lh6.ggpht.com/MoranS281/SLgKFxDa39I/AAAAAAAAATg/ZXa-Vm-NyeM/s800/3.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/c/3/c3ff79599b66747647c34a405ff419d1838ea44c.jpeg) > Remove all the binder clip handles. > ![http://lh3.ggpht.com/MoranS281/SLgJPN02HOI/AAAAAAAAASY/zfmM32xX54A/s800/2777899667_8058b0054b.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/5/1/514c7820e617f8799f1183dae755aa58e174236b.jpeg) > Add another 2 larger binder clips on top of the smaller edge with a rubber band in between. > ![http://lh3.ggpht.com/MoranS281/SLgJPAjq7qI/AAAAAAAAASg/Pg37SyyU5wU/s800/2777899677_2009edafc3.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/8/1/81020b0e4672af9490a33844611c734e18c04eb6.jpeg) > Take out the binder clips handle again. > ![http://lh4.ggpht.com/MoranS281/SLgJPB3H-rI/AAAAAAAAASo/HZnm4mFBeJc/s800/2777899699_1445afc129.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/0/a/0a772a292ac5e86f3e23059d9e7d2bffaadc8fc4.jpeg) > Reverse wrap the larger rubber band. > ![http://lh5.ggpht.com/MoranS281/SLgJPWIHefI/AAAAAAAAASw/HUEPFUQu79E/s800/2777899723_0b01648e00.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/c/3/c3ded19abe8f10573a98c6ce0345bdbfd0e82a12.jpeg) > If you want, you could add a laser pointer on top of this office weapon to help you aim. > ![http://lh4.ggpht.com/MoranS281/SLgJUhDlPVI/AAAAAAAAAS4/WAzpwTHLqXU/s800/2777899745_3eea854d04.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/f/a/fada2667e6847a1919403b44de0ee1122e6db010.jpeg) > You could elongated object of your choice, in this case, [pens](http://http//www.shoplet.com/pen/search.html)and [pencils](http://www.shoplet.com/pencils/search.html)works perfectly, > ![http://lh3.ggpht.com/MoranS281/SLgJUj4sNcI/AAAAAAAAATA/pvooUGPY6Es/s800/2777899765_34129baea7.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/b/e/be3b29b0829096030ce20dd503a1af453239da35.jpeg) > This office weapon could really hurt if used correctly. > ![http://lh4.ggpht.com/MoranS281/SLgJU810PTI/AAAAAAAAATI/e_zqYu6xQ3Y/s800/2777899789_161f929876.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/9/7/9762819616dfa32408f7810a645f73a5f6b9e249.jpeg) > Close up of the result of this office weapon. > Disclaimer: [Shoplet.com](http://Shoplet.com) in no way condone the use of office supplies weapon in the work place, or anywhere else. > If you like this post, click [here](http://blog.shoplet.com/office-supplies/office-supplies-that-can-kill-you/), for another one of our **interesting post on office supplies that could kill.** ---
**Author:** ![Skurge](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skurge/32/7285_2.png) [@Skurge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skurge)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/in-case-youre-caught-in-the-office-when-china-invades/54082/8 "2008-08-29T07:53:57Z")
hmmm that could be dangerous… i might have to shoot rob with it to test it out when he’s back from vacation! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 8:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/in-case-youre-caught-in-the-office-when-china-invades/54082/9 "2008-08-29T08:06:56Z")
success… now need something to shoot at ---
**Author:** ![JCuz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcuz/32/7338_2.png) [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 8:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/in-case-youre-caught-in-the-office-when-china-invades/54082/10 "2008-08-29T08:36:58Z")
kind of awesome ---
**Author:** ![mike125k](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike125k/32/7282_2.png) [@mike125k](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mike125k)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/in-case-youre-caught-in-the-office-when-china-invades/54082/11 "2008-08-29T08:40:51Z")
I just built one. They aren’t kidding, this little fucker can really shoot a pen! ---
**Author:** ![Skurge](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skurge/32/7285_2.png) [@Skurge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skurge)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/in-case-youre-caught-in-the-office-when-china-invades/54082/12 "2008-08-29T08:42:10Z")
> [@Dr.Stevil](#): > > success… now need something to shoot at butt-darts? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/in-case-youre-caught-in-the-office-when-china-invades/54082/13 "2008-08-29T09:03:06Z")
lol good idea btw, these things really can f-shit up. went clean through a box with a mechanical pencil ---
**Author:** ![Jagermeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jagermeister](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jagermeister)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 9:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/in-case-youre-caught-in-the-office-when-china-invades/54082/14 "2008-08-29T09:23:50Z")
Cookie for first person to build one and post a pic of it. ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 9:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/in-case-youre-caught-in-the-office-when-china-invades/54082/15 "2008-08-29T09:28:36Z")
no shit i have 4 diff size clips here… this is bad EDIT: if you can use ACCO clips so far working the best parts list… 4 lagre binder clips 3 med size one rubber band ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 10:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/in-case-youre-caught-in-the-office-when-china-invades/54082/16 "2008-08-29T10:00:28Z")
I just made one of these…the pencil went right through a bankers box… ---
**Author:** ![greenbull](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@greenbull](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/greenbull)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/in-case-youre-caught-in-the-office-when-china-invades/54082/17 "2008-08-29T10:03:55Z")
i was actually look for this the other day. someone at work didn’t believe me that it could be done. ---
**Author:** ![Griff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f19dbf/32.png) [@Griff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Griff)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/in-case-youre-caught-in-the-office-when-china-invades/54082/18 "2008-08-29T10:52:39Z")
well now you can shoot them and prove it ---
**Author:** ![somedude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@somedude](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/somedude)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/in-case-youre-caught-in-the-office-when-china-invades/54082/19 "2008-08-29T10:57:58Z")
> [@Griff](#): > > well now you can shoot them and prove it I would love to see how the injury report would read. "so I was just sitting there and sure and shit I noticed a pen shot right through my fore arm. Don’t know where it came from. ---
**Author:** ![mechanicalmadness](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mechanicalmadness/32/5022_2.png) [@mechanicalmadness](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mechanicalmadness)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/in-case-youre-caught-in-the-office-when-china-invades/54082/20 "2008-08-29T12:41:33Z")
That is some awesome shit. i definitely shouldnt have seen that. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/in-case-youre-caught-in-the-office-when-china-invades/54082.md?page=2)