# In the market for a truck

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/in-the-market-for-a-truck/253852
**Category:** Shift518 Automotive
**Created:** [August 10, 2010, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/in-the-market-for-a-truck/253852 "2010-08-10T12:18:35Z")
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### Author: ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [August 12, 2010, 6:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/in-the-market-for-a-truck/253852/45 "2010-08-12T06:10:25Z")

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> [@Workplace pranks...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/workplace-pranks/34302/3):
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> ^you bought a truck wayne?

Yes, yes indeed.

![[http://i.ebayimg.com/24/!ByMPN-wEWk~$(KGrHqN,!hMEw5FOsQF9BMQwQzwmi!~~\_3.JPG](http://i.ebayimg.com/24/!ByMPN-wEWk~$(KGrHqN,!hMEw5FOsQF9BMQwQzwmi!~~\_3.JPG)](http://i.ebayimg.com/24/!ByMPN-wEWk~$(KGrHqN,!hMEw5FOsQF9BMQwQzwmi!~~_3.JPG%5D(http://i.ebayimg.com/24/!ByMPN-wEWk~$(KGrHqN,!hMEw5FOsQF9BMQwQzwmi!~~_3.JPG))

> [@PARTOUT: 92 honda civic(650whp)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/partout-92-honda-civic-650whp/34259/14):
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> ^^ Good post and great info. I would like to consider a full size and may not rule it out. For the money, full size is the only way to go but my problem is parking a full size truck in my neighborhood or in my driveway. My street is almost always completely jam packed and my driveway is really narrow. My girlfriends father has a full size GMC and is going to be stopping by today so I’m going to have him try to pull it into the driveway and see if it’ll fit.
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> I looked at the Dakota and it is a bigger mid-size truck but it is so ugly in my opinion. The Nissan and Toyota are bigger then the Colorado and the Canyon which is why I ruled the Chevy/GMC out. I will only consider buying a domestic truck if I’m going to go full size.
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> For the most part I’m not doing heavy duty hauling like you probably are. I’m mostly doing work around my house, hauling a lawn mower, the occasional side job here and there. Anything that would require something with a full size truck, I could borrow from a friend or family member.

Here’s the deal. Buying a truck is like buying a tool. Buy the biggest and the best god damn tool you can afford at the time. You’re going to get a small truck and then find all these fucking awesome uses for it that IT WON’T FUCKING HANDLE.

Am I going to tow with that fucking monstrosity all the time? FUCK NO

Am I really ever going to need that truck? MAYBE but I gotta buy a truck anyway and you can do ANYTHING with something like this. ANYTHING.

Do I have a small penis and this truck makes me feel better? YES I HAVE A SMALL PENIS. NO THE TRUCK DOES NOT HELP THAT.

I’ve been in the situation where I’ve had to small of a truck (97 Nissan hardbody - first truck) I couldn’t do SHIT with it except put a quad in the bed. Fucking wouldn’t make it up a damn hill without downshifting and running it at 5k all the time.

My previous truck was a 99 F250 v10 with an auto. I LOVED that god damn truck, but the gas mileage was equivalent to a fully loaded semi. The truck would take anything I threw at it, but Fords automatic isn’t that great and the v10 is not as powerful as some like. I never had a problem with mine, i towed 5k with it once and you’d never know it was there. The best part about a fullsize truck is having a bed that’s worth a damn. Don’t get a fucking crew-cab-neutered-bed-bitch-mobile that you can’t even put sheetrock in. Point is - the point of having a truck is to be able to use it for everything and anything. Buy a TRUCK, don’t buy a glorified sport utility.

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