# Incredible fail motorcycle guy **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 25, 2010, 4:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/incredible-fail-motorcycle-guy/252264 "2010-05-25T04:24:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 4:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/incredible-fail-motorcycle-guy/252264/1 "2010-05-25T04:24:26Z")
Taken from another forum… guy is going to die. > [@lsd](#): > > some dude who supposedly has an engineering backround is modifying his kawasaki motorcycle. dude is cutting the frame to save weight, making his own exhaust, etc… you really have to peep it. fuckin’ lolz. > > [Log in | Kawasaki ZX-10R Forum](http://www.zx-10r.net/forum/showthread.php?t=89168) > > cut his frame for ram-air induction when the bike already has it stock. lol. > > his dope ass exhaust. > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAIeE\_VWokg](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAIeE_VWokg) > > cut his license plate for less wind resistance and wight savings. > > painted his rotors/calipers. as if that wasn’t bad enough, notice the pads are still installed. > > cut his tail up… for better airflow. > ![http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3491/3960768106_b083fed318.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/6/c/6c8d3db0be31f3001b0e55204e5eaf25d147dec1.jpeg) > > i thought it was some dude just bullshitting trollin online, but then i seen this pic. he really does ride the bike with a cut frame and all. he’s going to kill himself or someone else. :thumbdown: > > his flicker account pics. > Projects - [http://www.flickr.com/photos/s…6681/](http://www.flickr.com/photos/shervinrrr/sets/72157622224906681/) > > Exhaust - [http://www.flickr.com/photos/s…1986/](http://www.flickr.com/photos/shervinrrr/sets/72157622805821986/) > > Air filter - [http://www.flickr.com/photos/s…2095/](http://www.flickr.com/photos/shervinrrr/sets/72157622681502095/) > > Air Tunnel (in tail) - [http://www.flickr.com/photos/s…5224/](http://www.flickr.com/photos/shervinrrr/sets/72157622805715224/) ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 5:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/incredible-fail-motorcycle-guy/252264/2 "2010-05-25T05:32:02Z")
It’s a fucking 2 wheeled travis ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/incredible-fail-motorcycle-guy/252264/3 "2010-05-25T06:51:17Z")
All I needed to see was the rattle canned brakes. I hope the first time hit hits the brakes, either A: he doesnt stop and flys off a cliff or B: they burst into flames and catch the fuel line on fire that he cut for weight savings too. ---
**Author:** ![offroadzj](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/offroadzj/32/6428_2.png) [@offroadzj](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/offroadzj)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/incredible-fail-motorcycle-guy/252264/4 "2010-05-25T07:03:46Z")
Darwinism at its finest. ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 7:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/incredible-fail-motorcycle-guy/252264/5 "2010-05-25T07:40:05Z")
oh wow. ---
**Author:** ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 8:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/incredible-fail-motorcycle-guy/252264/6 "2010-05-25T08:57:14Z")
I saw that on other forum. The cut frame is really something to behold…:rofl ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/incredible-fail-motorcycle-guy/252264/7 "2010-05-25T10:57:46Z")
I can’t believe it hasn’t broke yet. Apparently he’s been riding like that awhile. LOL ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 11:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/incredible-fail-motorcycle-guy/252264/8 "2010-05-25T11:09:09Z")
i am still digging the heat ducting gp hot bodies wana be pipe. I might go make a set for my bike tonight. ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 11:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/incredible-fail-motorcycle-guy/252264/9 "2010-05-25T11:46:12Z")
[http://www.flickr.com/photos/shervinrrr/4348572250/in/set-72157623164779080/](http://www.flickr.com/photos/shervinrrr/4348572250/in/set-72157623164779080/) “Useful celever tips for you” ![http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4012/4348572250_46bb4426f3.jpg](http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4012/4348572250_46bb4426f3.jpg) _Since i am a Racer, I always appriciate if my vehicle can keep up with me. Well, i want immidiate respond from my throttle when i just rotate my throttle grip. For that purpose, i put some oil on and inside the cover of the throttle cable. The oil that i used was steering oil; Do you know what is that mean?!!! It means as you rotate the throttle grip back and forth more and more, the throttle cable movement gets smoother and smoother so if you start riding with my bike, the throttle acts normal smooth but if you started to push the gas back and forth, the throttle becomes even smoother. It is like the bike is telling you as more you play with it, it gets wilder. This turns me on so much!!_ Note; you don’t have to add oil on the throttle cable or inside its cover but i recommend you to do it. It might makes your hands oily but you will be proud and glad when you ride your bike! :rofl Congrats, you RE-Lubed a throttle cable. :retardclap ![http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2679/4347828155_e17bc0086b.jpg](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2679/4347828155_e17bc0086b.jpg) _Also rub some grease on the handle bar for maximum satisfaction!! If you are a good mechanic, you can repair the vehicle good, if you are an enginneer you can make a good engine, if you are a designer you can designe a good vehicle, if you are a truth Driver you know what your vehicle is missing (!!), If you are all the above, your vehicle will be the best when you fix it because you know every thing. This small rub greasing that i showed in this picture came from all of the above_ The throttle tubes are dry for a reason. They are supposed to spring back on their own. If you apply all that shit in side there the added friction and viscosity will not allow it to return to idle without you twisting it back. Dirt, dust and the like will also get inside there and make it a giant clump of shit inside the throttle tube. graphite powder is the proper choice to “lube your tube”. :thumbup I can tell even through the shitty English dialect, that he is probably the typical arrogant engineer. “your vehicle will be the best when you fix it because you know everything.” Did this guy go to RPI too? He is the a HomeDepot engineer. Tin, rivet gun and a drill bit = better than a real production exhaust? come on. ---
**Author:** ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/incredible-fail-motorcycle-guy/252264/10 "2010-05-25T12:35:12Z")
How do I getz to be a “truth Driver”?..:rofl Rossi’s winning secret: LUBE THE THROTTLE CABLE VUCK!..🤣rofl:rofl ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/incredible-fail-motorcycle-guy/252264/11 "2010-05-25T13:11:35Z")
nice bike… really well done ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 4:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/incredible-fail-motorcycle-guy/252264/12 "2010-05-25T16:37:15Z")
look at this incredible custom monogram he painted on his fairing…SO NICE ![http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2426/3940728872_3395e3f6e1.jpg](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2426/3940728872_3395e3f6e1.jpg) and the caption “Eventhough after the final stage of painting, the paint might look dry after 8 hours donot touch the cover at least for 24 hours. I waited one day and half and i removed the covers (newspapers). The results made me satisfied Defenetly! The paint job is absloutly OUTSTANDING!!!” ---
**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 4:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/incredible-fail-motorcycle-guy/252264/13 "2010-05-25T16:41:37Z")
wow WOW ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 9:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/incredible-fail-motorcycle-guy/252264/14 "2010-05-25T21:58:59Z")
truth driver status ACHEIVED ---
**Author:** ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 11:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/incredible-fail-motorcycle-guy/252264/15 "2010-05-25T23:41:34Z")
Skip to page 35. Read/view. I’ll wait…:rofl ---
**Author:** ![usmc2801](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/usmc2801/32/6387_2.png) [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 3:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/incredible-fail-motorcycle-guy/252264/16 "2010-05-26T03:23:11Z")
> [@Transformers vs Die Hard](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/transformers-vs-die-hard/32162/11): > > Skip to page 35. Read/view. > > I’ll wait…:rofl Well that was disturbing lol ---
**Author:** ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/incredible-fail-motorcycle-guy/252264/17 "2010-05-26T09:08:09Z")
This is really is some serial bitnez. Unless something else happens or someone put a toilet seat on their bike, I don’t seee how this will not make it to the #1 of EPIC FAIL 2010. …and I thought no one can top the NAWS energy drink in gas tank guy…:rofl ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 5:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/incredible-fail-motorcycle-guy/252264/18 "2010-05-26T17:58:54Z")
> [@FS:92 Turbo Hatch \*S O L D\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-92-turbo-hatch-s-o-l-d/31293/84): > > All I needed to see was the rattle canned brakes. I hope the first time hit hits the brakes, either A: he doesnt stop and flys off a cliff or B: they burst into flames and catch the fuel line on fire that he cut for weight savings too. Shady would not approve these mods.