# Inmates wish officers HAPPY HOLIDAYS **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 18, 2007, 12:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inmates-wish-officers-happy-holidays/40427 "2007-12-18T00:25:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![lsvtechatch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@lsvtechatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/lsvtechatch)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 4:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inmates-wish-officers-happy-holidays/40427/21 "2007-12-18T16:25:04Z")
“they are believed to be armed and dangerous” and btw if you catch them we will give you 8k. ha. ---
**Author:** ![airhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/airhead/32/7471_2.png) [@airhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/airhead)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inmates-wish-officers-happy-holidays/40427/22 "2007-12-18T16:34:42Z")
> “Thank you officer -------- for the tools needed, you’re a real pal, Happy Holidays,” the note read, with a smiley face drawn next to it. :biglaugh: And I love the name “Otis Blunt”. ---
**Author:** ![Violator](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/violator/32/7278_2.png) [@Violator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Violator)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 4:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inmates-wish-officers-happy-holidays/40427/23 "2007-12-18T16:44:42Z")
props for a job well done. I would head straight for Brasil. ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 4:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inmates-wish-officers-happy-holidays/40427/24 "2007-12-18T16:49:53Z")
LOL sweeeeeet ---
**Author:** ![LetItRip](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/letitrip/32/7448_2.png) [@LetItRip](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LetItRip)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2007, 3:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inmates-wish-officers-happy-holidays/40427/25 "2007-12-19T15:27:25Z")
> [@Bigairskier1580](#): > > Even chipping away at them, it still makes a bunch of racket. some cell blocks are a few hundred feet long with one officer per 80 or more inmates yelling like a bunch of animals. Also radios,tv, butt sex you name it its fucken loud. ---
**Author:** ![Rx3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rx3/32/7194_2.png) [@Rx3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rx3)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2008, 11:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inmates-wish-officers-happy-holidays/40427/26 "2008-01-02T23:07:35Z")
ROFL 🤣 :lol: :biglaugh: [http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/01/02/guard.suicide.ap/index.html](http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/01/02/guard.suicide.ap/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![Estorvito](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/estorvito/32/7234_2.png) [@Estorvito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Estorvito)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2008, 11:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inmates-wish-officers-happy-holidays/40427/27 "2008-01-02T23:23:23Z")
wow. Thats crazy ---
**Author:** ![airhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/airhead/32/7471_2.png) [@airhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/airhead)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2008, 11:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inmates-wish-officers-happy-holidays/40427/28 "2008-01-02T23:35:15Z")
Last time I checked, suicide wasn’t really funny. He most likely didn’t intentionally give them the tools they used. Now if something tragic befell the escapees, I would find that humorous. ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inmates-wish-officers-happy-holidays/40427/29 "2008-01-03T07:14:50Z")
> [@airhead](#): > > Last time I checked, suicide wasn’t really funny. He most likely didn’t intentionally give them the tools they used. Now if something tragic befell the escapees, I would find that humorous. He must have been very strong minded to kill himself. Sweet I have no sympathy for suicide, as anyone that does it wants to die. Congratulations you got what you wanted. 👏 ---
**Author:** ![hondaride22](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hondaride22/32/5077_2.png) [@hondaride22](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/hondaride22)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 7:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inmates-wish-officers-happy-holidays/40427/30 "2008-01-03T07:20:02Z")
I have no sympathy for suicide, as anyone that does it wants to die. Congratulations you got what you wanted. 👏[/quote] +1 to the no sympathy ---
**Author:** ![ineedacar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/48db29/32.png) [@ineedacar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ineedacar)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 7:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inmates-wish-officers-happy-holidays/40427/31 "2008-01-03T07:25:42Z")
Im suprised no one else noticed, in the original article about the inmates escaping it says in the first few lines they should be considered “ARMED AND DANGEROUS”… one of the last lines in the article says “$8000 REWARD FOR THEIR CAPTURE”. You want civilians to chase down a huge black AND mexican guy, that were willing to jump down a 30 foot roof, then hop a 25foot fence with razor wire, and also have been deemed “armed and dangerous”, and attempt to detain them… for $8000? wtf? yea fucking right. ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 7:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inmates-wish-officers-happy-holidays/40427/32 "2008-01-03T07:29:11Z")
> [@ineedacar](#): > > Im suprised no one else noticed, in the original article about the inmates escaping it says in the first few lines they should be considered “ARMED AND DANGEROUS”… one of the last lines in the article says “$8000 REWARD FOR THEIR CAPTURE”. You want civilians to chase down a huge black AND mexican guy, that were willing to jump down a 30 foot roof, then hop a 25foot fence with razor wire, and also have been deemed “armed and dangerous”, and attempt to detain them… for $8000? wtf? > > yea fucking right. What if they were white??? would you chase them down then?? ---
**Author:** ![ineedacar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/48db29/32.png) [@ineedacar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ineedacar)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 7:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inmates-wish-officers-happy-holidays/40427/33 "2008-01-03T07:31:39Z")
> [@FormulaLS1](#): > > What if they were white??? would you chase them down then?? no? what does that have to do with anything? nice try. ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 7:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inmates-wish-officers-happy-holidays/40427/34 "2008-01-03T07:59:38Z")
> [@ineedacar](#): > > You want civilians to chase down a huge black AND mexican guy > [@ineedacar](#): > > no? what does that have to do with anything? nice try. Looks like YOU are the racist. OMG a black guy!! AND WORSE A MEXICAN!!! ---
**Author:** ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inmates-wish-officers-happy-holidays/40427/35 "2008-01-03T08:04:12Z")
ili v.shawshank ![http://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/2008/CRIME/01/02/guard.suicide.ap/art.note.jpg](http://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/2008/CRIME/01/02/guard.suicide.ap/art.note.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![ineedacar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/48db29/32.png) [@ineedacar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ineedacar)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inmates-wish-officers-happy-holidays/40427/36 "2008-01-03T08:23:20Z")
> [@sureshot!](#): > > Looks like YOU are the racist. OMG a black guy!! AND WORSE A MEXICAN!!! lol. if they were white, and I said “two crazy ass white guys”, he wouldnt have considered the fact I could be black and not like white guys though, he would have skimmed by it as nothing unusual. to take something like that and, not knowing me, instantly think I was saying something racist also makes it instantly obvious thats what said person was thinking themselves when they read it. and I have about a 5to1 ratio of black/mexican to white friends, so once again, nice try. its a website, no one thinks you’re cool. ---
**Author:** ![hondaride22](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hondaride22/32/5077_2.png) [@hondaride22](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/hondaride22)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inmates-wish-officers-happy-holidays/40427/37 "2008-01-03T08:30:25Z")
you’re a “nigger” hater lol jp ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 8:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inmates-wish-officers-happy-holidays/40427/38 "2008-01-03T08:36:01Z")
edit I am not a racist, I like Wayne Brady, Jackie Chan, Ben Stiller and some random Indian at the Seneca Casino ![http://www.geocities.com/wbradybunch/images/wayne.jpg](http://www.geocities.com/wbradybunch/images/wayne.jpg) ![http://www.dimsum.co.uk/images/culture/jackie_chan.jpg](http://www.dimsum.co.uk/images/culture/jackie_chan.jpg) ![http://brightcove.vo.llnwd.net/d2/unsecured/media/307918698/307918698_595116594_c6194e5be27b0428c51f8f7280e677857895b9c1.jpg](http://brightcove.vo.llnwd.net/d2/unsecured/media/307918698/307918698_595116594_c6194e5be27b0428c51f8f7280e677857895b9c1.jpg) ![http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_imagearticle1808.jpg](http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_imagearticle1808.jpg)\<- he pumps my gas at the rez. ---
**Author:** ![hondaride22](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hondaride22/32/5077_2.png) [@hondaride22](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/hondaride22)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inmates-wish-officers-happy-holidays/40427/39 "2008-01-03T08:47:56Z")
wayne brady owns ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 8:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inmates-wish-officers-happy-holidays/40427/40 "2008-01-03T08:48:45Z")
> [@hondaride22](#): > > wayne brady owns Yeah he’s funny, sings. He’s like Drew Carey, just blacker. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inmates-wish-officers-happy-holidays/40427.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inmates-wish-officers-happy-holidays/40427.md?page=3)