# Installing a Husband... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 13, 2008, 2:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/installing-a-husband/56368 "2008-10-13T14:53:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ShiftDead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shiftdead/32/7508_2.png) [@ShiftDead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShiftDead)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 2:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/installing-a-husband/56368/1 "2008-10-13T14:53:54Z")
INSTALLING A HUSBAND Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 . In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1 Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate. DEAR DESPERATE, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember that overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7 Good Luck Babe! Tech Support ---
**Author:** ![articzap](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/articzap/32/7361_2.png) [@articzap](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/articzap)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 2:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/installing-a-husband/56368/2 "2008-10-13T14:58:30Z")
I think its a repost but still funny as hell. ---
**Author:** ![1sik\_bmw](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1sik_bmw/32/7341_2.png) [@1sik\_bmw](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1sik_bmw)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 2:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/installing-a-husband/56368/3 "2008-10-13T14:59:37Z")
:io: ---
**Author:** ![ryanmcell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ryanmcell/32/7510_2.png) [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 3:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/installing-a-husband/56368/4 "2008-10-13T15:13:01Z")
Marriage… the way to ruin the best thing in life. ---
**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 3:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/installing-a-husband/56368/5 "2008-10-13T15:19:38Z")
:bigclap: Nice to hear the other end of it for once. Im sure the guys take is Sex 5.0 does not open and Weight Gain 7.9 unexpectedly opens all the time. Just wait for the first kid and then its Loosey Goosey Vag 9.0 ---
**Author:** ![ShiftDead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shiftdead/32/7508_2.png) [@ShiftDead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShiftDead)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 3:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/installing-a-husband/56368/6 "2008-10-13T15:26:06Z")
> [@MOBOOST4U](#): > > :bigclap: > > Nice to hear the other end of it for once. > > Im sure the guys take is Sex 5.0 does not open and Weight Gain 7.9 unexpectedly opens all the time. > > Just wait for the first kid and then its Loosey Goosey Vag 9.0 Win. ---
**Author:** ![bigwoode](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigwoode/32/5175_2.png) [@bigwoode](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bigwoode)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/installing-a-husband/56368/7 "2008-10-13T16:19:14Z")
> [@MOBOOST4U](#): > > :bigclap: > > Nice to hear the other end of it for once. > > Im sure the guys take is Sex 5.0 does not open and Weight Gain 7.9 unexpectedly opens all the time. > > Just wait for the first kid and then its Loosey Goosey Vag 9.0 Scarl Ibis 3.3 ---
**Author:** ![Estorvito](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/estorvito/32/7234_2.png) [@Estorvito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Estorvito)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 4:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/installing-a-husband/56368/8 "2008-10-13T16:46:57Z")
haha nice… ---
**Author:** ![Mankthetank19](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mankthetank19/32/5295_2.png) [@Mankthetank19](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mankthetank19)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 5:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/installing-a-husband/56368/9 "2008-10-13T17:53:23Z")
very funny ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 6:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/installing-a-husband/56368/10 "2008-10-13T18:43:15Z")
run cmd killop.exe /all ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/installing-a-husband/56368/11 "2008-10-14T09:35:45Z")
> [@MOBOOST4U](#): > > :bigclap: > > Nice to hear the other end of it for once. > > Im sure the guys take is Sex 5.0 does not open and Weight Gain 7.9 unexpectedly opens all the time. > > Just wait for the first kid and then its Loosey Goosey Vag 9.0 cesarean FTW ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 9:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/installing-a-husband/56368/12 "2008-10-14T09:39:28Z")
[quote=“drvnkd,post:11,topic:56368"”] cesarean FTW [/quote] Scars FTL abortion FTW ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 9:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/installing-a-husband/56368/13 "2008-10-14T09:41:01Z")
you know the vag does not get " Loosey Goosey " ---
**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 9:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/installing-a-husband/56368/14 "2008-10-14T09:42:13Z")
> [@justa4door](#): > > you know the vag does not get " Loosey Goosey " My brother has even told me that after each kid, it gets better… Sadly, I didn’t really want to know that about my sister-in-law. ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/installing-a-husband/56368/15 "2008-10-14T09:50:13Z")
it does get better …well after 4 months its back to norm and about 6 months after tight like a 13 YO… lol but yes after each one it gets way better … and no the meet curtains do not get bigger … lol im not going into it … but yes its nice ---
**Author:** ![Jim1234664](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jim1234664/32/7438_2.png) [@Jim1234664](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jim1234664)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/installing-a-husband/56368/16 "2008-10-14T10:52:47Z")
> [@MOBOOST4U](#): > > Weight Gain 7.9 unexpectedly opens all the time. except in your case this is the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow ![http://bp2.blogger.com/_fw7iF68JR8k/RfoZsk_MslI/AAAAAAAABDU/_YgkT0OJQZ4/s320/fat-chick-drinking-from-tits-thumb.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/7/f/7f37cfbd5a15d488ccd4b85bca2bf33d96695727.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 10:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/installing-a-husband/56368/17 "2008-10-14T10:54:41Z")
> [@justa4door](#): > > it does get better …well after 4 months its back to norm and about 6 months after tight like a 13 YO… lol but yes after each one it gets way better … and no the meet curtains do not get bigger … > > **lol im not going into it** … but yes its nice TOO LATE ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/installing-a-husband/56368/18 "2008-10-14T11:01:02Z")
> [@justa4door](#): > > it does get better …well after 4 months its back to norm and about 6 months after tight like a 13 YO… 6 months no sex? no thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/installing-a-husband/56368/19 "2008-10-14T11:15:50Z")
> [@evolve](#): > > 6 months no sex? no thank you. no, the penetration restriction is only like 6 weeks or something. ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2008, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/installing-a-husband/56368/20 "2008-10-14T11:16:59Z")
lol yes 6-8 weeks… its more just b/c the amt of blood [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/installing-a-husband/56368.md?page=2)