# Introducing the Slap Chop
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [January 1, 2009, 5:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601 "2009-01-01T17:24:36Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)
#### Post date: [January 1, 2009, 5:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/1 "2009-01-01T17:24:36Z")
FROM THE PEOPLE THAT BROUGHT YOU SHAMWOW!!!
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPKtBM99kAc](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPKtBM99kAc)
“You’re gonna love my nuts”
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### Author:  [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)
#### Post date: [January 1, 2009, 5:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/2 "2009-01-01T17:38:48Z")
He actually said “you’re gonna love my nuts” - I thought you were kidding!
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### Author:  [@skylinez07](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/skylinez07)
#### Post date: [January 1, 2009, 5:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/3 "2009-01-01T17:44:45Z")
I kinda want one.
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### Author:  [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)
#### Post date: [January 1, 2009, 5:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/4 "2009-01-01T17:54:32Z")
> [@skylinez07](#):
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> I kinda want one.
the slap chop or one of his nuts?
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### Author:  [@skylinez07](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/skylinez07)
#### Post date: [January 1, 2009, 5:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/5 "2009-01-01T17:55:43Z")
> [@Just Karter](#):
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> the slap chop or one of his nuts?
slap chop.
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### Author:  [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)
#### Post date: [January 1, 2009, 6:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/6 "2009-01-01T18:01:48Z")
that thing is sooooo old … i remember my parents got that thing back in the early 90’s
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### Author:  [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)
#### Post date: [January 1, 2009, 6:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/7 "2009-01-01T18:33:07Z")
My parents have one… from the 80’s. My mom still uses it to chop up nuts, but that’s about as far as it goes…
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### Author:  [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)
#### Post date: [January 1, 2009, 6:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/8 "2009-01-01T18:34:53Z")
The Clap Shop!!!
Your gonna love my nuts!
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### Author:  [@dyingtolive15](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dyingtolive15)
#### Post date: [January 1, 2009, 7:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/9 "2009-01-01T19:13:42Z")
Haha when he is talking about the graty and the cheese he says " watch this tacos, fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini."
…such douchebagery is fucking hilarious
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### Author:  [@mechanicalmadness](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mechanicalmadness)
#### Post date: [January 1, 2009, 7:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/10 "2009-01-01T19:16:29Z")
hate to say this but i kind of want one.
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### Author:  [@Resurrected\_J](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Resurrected_J)
#### Post date: [January 1, 2009, 7:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/11 "2009-01-01T19:36:33Z")
i like how he throws the other brand one and it lands in the sink
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### Author:  [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)
#### Post date: [January 1, 2009, 7:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/12 "2009-01-01T19:50:07Z")
i hate this guy more than the simple clean and orange cleaner shit
But i would prob buy one it looks like it actually works…?
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### Author:  [@BillysRevenge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BillysRevenge)
#### Post date: [January 1, 2009, 8:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/13 "2009-01-01T20:16:14Z")
I want one
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### Author:  [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)
#### Post date: [January 1, 2009, 8:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/14 "2009-01-01T20:16:52Z")
That was fucking hilarious, I must say.
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### Author:  [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)
#### Post date: [January 1, 2009, 9:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/15 "2009-01-01T21:25:57Z")
“this is makin you cry,this is makin me cry”
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### Author:  [@94excivic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94excivic)
#### Post date: [January 1, 2009, 9:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/16 "2009-01-01T21:30:02Z")
that is fucking hilarious @ the nuts part:lol:
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### Author:  [@Treads4Heads](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Treads4Heads)
#### Post date: [January 1, 2009, 10:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/17 "2009-01-01T22:15:03Z")
DO WANT
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### Author:  [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)
#### Post date: [January 1, 2009, 10:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/18 "2009-01-01T22:40:32Z")
hes going after billy mays
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### Author:  [@Darksyde](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darksyde)
#### Post date: [January 1, 2009, 10:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/19 "2009-01-01T22:51:59Z")
Dude will Pwn Billy Mays with comedy alone.
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### Author:  [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)
#### Post date: [January 1, 2009, 11:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/20 "2009-01-01T23:42:39Z")
I love this guy.
“Life’s hard enough as it is, you don’t want to cry anymore.”
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