# Introducing the Slap Chop

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [January 1, 2009, 5:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601 "2009-01-01T17:24:36Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![khoveraki](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/khoveraki/32/5131_2.png) [@khoveraki](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/khoveraki)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2009, 4:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/21 "2009-01-02T04:46:41Z")

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slap your troubles away.

I hate these gimmicky chopper things =\

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### Author: ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2009, 5:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/22 "2009-01-02T05:12:37Z")

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I was the proud recipient of a ShamWow this holiday.

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### Author: ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2009, 5:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/23 "2009-01-02T05:40:02Z")

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That guy is going to be worth big money. You can’t buy the amount of air time he gets your product of free virally. I wouldn’t be surprised if they threw in “you’ll love my nuts” line knowing it would cause it to get that many more youtube hits.

We all laugh at him, but look at how many people purposely just watched an entire infomercial. And hell, half the people in this thread want the product now.

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### Author: ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2009, 6:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/24 "2009-01-02T06:16:07Z")

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“Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life”

“We’re gonna make america skinny again, one slap at a time”

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### Author: ![L8APEX1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/l8apex1/32/7276_2.png) [@L8APEX1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/L8APEX1)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2009, 7:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/25 "2009-01-02T07:07:20Z")

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pretty funny

here is another

the wonder boner [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ79pCJBcJ8](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ79pCJBcJ8)

(edit) yes that is mike rowe

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### Author: ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2009, 7:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/26 "2009-01-02T07:08:12Z")

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The headset always gives me a good laugh. :tup:

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### Author: ![BigRon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/58956e/32.png) [@BigRon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BigRon)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2009, 7:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/27 "2009-01-02T07:38:12Z")

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I also liked the “slap your troubles away”

Here is the long version:

1:20 “the reason your going to slap away everyday”

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### Author: ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2009, 9:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/28 "2009-01-02T09:40:59Z")

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> [@dyingtolive15](#):
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> Haha when he is talking about the graty and the cheese he says " watch this tacos, fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini."
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> …such douchebagery is fucking hilarious

omg best part.

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### Author: ![jdmEK9gsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmek9gsr/32/4995_2.png) [@jdmEK9gsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdmEK9gsr)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2009, 12:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/29 "2009-01-04T00:49:38Z")

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> [@L8APEX1](#):
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> pretty funny
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> here is another
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> the wonder boner [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ79pCJBcJ8](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ79pCJBcJ8)
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> (edit) yes that is mike rowe

ahaha, the name alone is comedy gold

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### Author: ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2009, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/30 "2009-01-04T12:26:59Z")

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I’d buy one.

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### Author: ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2009, 3:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/31 "2009-01-04T15:42:37Z")

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Almost got kicked out of the Toronto autoshow because there was a guy selling knock off sham wows. I was drunk

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### Author: ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2009, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/32 "2009-04-29T12:16:26Z")

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I’m dying laughing here… probably deserves its own thread lol

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### Author: ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2009, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/33 "2009-04-29T12:20:26Z")

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Does this guy actually invent or have anything to do with these products or is he just the spokes person?

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### Author: ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2009, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/34 "2009-04-29T12:22:22Z")

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HAHA WHO CARES!!!

the lady at the end is fucking amazing!

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### Author: ![jcruiza120](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b4bc9f/32.png) [@jcruiza120](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jcruiza120)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2009, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/35 "2009-04-29T12:37:38Z")

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> [@boxxa](#):
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> Does this guy actually invent or have anything to do with these products or is he just the spokes person?

He’s a spokesperson for a bunch of different tv infomercials, hilarious guy

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### Author: ![jcruiza120](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b4bc9f/32.png) [@jcruiza120](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jcruiza120)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2009, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/36 "2009-04-29T12:37:56Z")

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> [@ILC](#):
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> [http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/2a11a16645/slap-chop-rap-remix](http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/2a11a16645/slap-chop-rap-remix)
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> I’m dying laughing here… probably deserves its own thread lol

omgROFL

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### Author: ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2009, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/37 "2009-04-29T12:38:27Z")

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haha nice dan

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### Author: ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2009, 12:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/38 "2009-04-29T12:50:19Z")

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> [@ILC](#):
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> [http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/2a11a16645/slap-chop-rap-remix](http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/2a11a16645/slap-chop-rap-remix)
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> I’m dying laughing here… probably deserves its own thread lol

holy fucking awesome hahahahaha

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### Author: ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2009, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/39 "2009-04-29T12:51:53Z")

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Haha, that was pretty funny.

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### Author: ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2009, 3:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/introducing-the-slap-chop/60601/40 "2009-04-29T15:22:56Z")

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Bonus Question:

What is the movie with all the black people dancing? or what its that from someone has to know

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