# Inventive way to kill yourself

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inventive-way-to-kill-yourself/198558
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [July 16, 2008, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inventive-way-to-kill-yourself/198558 "2008-07-16T10:33:25Z")
**Posts on this page:** 7
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### Author: ![dyingwish](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dyingwish/32/6041_2.png) [@dyingwish](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dyingwish)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inventive-way-to-kill-yourself/198558/1 "2008-07-16T10:33:25Z")

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😕 Well, Darwin appreciates the help anyway.

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### Author: ![JackdUp](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jackdup/32/6015_2.png) [@JackdUp](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JackdUp)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 11:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inventive-way-to-kill-yourself/198558/2 "2008-07-16T11:19:30Z")

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He was trying to get the insurance money for his ol’ lady. Pretty sad.

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### Author: ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inventive-way-to-kill-yourself/198558/3 "2008-07-16T11:27:28Z")

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impressive idea

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### Author: ![Swarzkopf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@Swarzkopf](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swarzkopf)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inventive-way-to-kill-yourself/198558/4 "2008-07-16T11:51:12Z")

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I gotta give the guy some credit. Inventive idea…plus, most people who off themselves do it in a dickheadish, fuck everyone else fashion. This guy at least tried to get his wife insurance money, while simultaneously ensuring that police officers remain employed by creating work for them.

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### Author: ![cleanquick306](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/48db29/32.png) [@cleanquick306](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cleanquick306)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inventive-way-to-kill-yourself/198558/5 "2008-07-16T12:08:31Z")

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Seen the episode of CSI…copy cat, and got busted just like on TV so family gets nothin…

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### Author: ![flyinglow57](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/flyinglow57/32/5978_2.png) [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 2:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inventive-way-to-kill-yourself/198558/6 "2008-07-16T14:10:57Z")

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driving car off cliff FTMFW… who can prove its suicide…

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### Author: ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 2:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inventive-way-to-kill-yourself/198558/7 "2008-07-16T14:25:07Z")

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csi