# Inventor turns dead cats into diesel. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\ **Created:** [September 14, 2005, 5:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inventor-turns-dead-cats-into-diesel/2345 "2005-09-14T05:59:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![catalyst](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/catalyst/32/7279_2.png) [@catalyst](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/catalyst)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 5:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inventor-turns-dead-cats-into-diesel/2345/1 "2005-09-14T05:59:29Z")
A German inventor says he’s found a way to make cheap diesel fuel out of dead cats. Dr Christian Koch, 55, from Kleinhartmannsdorf, said his method uses old tyres, weeds and animal cadavers. They are heated up to 300 Celsius to filter out hydrocarbon which is then turned into diesel by a catalytic converter. He said the resulting “high quality bio-diesel” costs just 15 pence per litre. Koch said the cadaver of a fully grown cat can produce 2.5 litres of fuel - meaning around 20 cats are needed for a full tank. He said: “I tank my car with my own diesel mixture and have driven it for 105,000 miles without any problems.” Annelise Krauss of the Dresden Animal Protection Association blasted Koch’s new diesel though, saying: “This is as bad as experimenting on animals.” Bob Barker was wrong about controlling the pet population. ---
**Author:** ![Deuce](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deuce/32/7614_2.png) [@Deuce](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Deuce)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 6:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inventor-turns-dead-cats-into-diesel/2345/2 "2005-09-14T06:06:50Z")
Oh snap, I’m running low on fuel, time to go hit up the SPCA 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 6:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inventor-turns-dead-cats-into-diesel/2345/3 "2005-09-14T06:09:36Z")
he said dead cats, not living cats… why does does APA have anything to say? Fuck them. If you could use dead humans to make fuel (which I’m sure you can), I’m all for it. Once their organs have bee donated to science… use them to fill the ambulances. ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 6:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inventor-turns-dead-cats-into-diesel/2345/4 "2005-09-14T06:26:41Z")
Dude first they make fuel out of greas and your exhaust smeels like fries. now it will smell like dead cats? ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 6:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inventor-turns-dead-cats-into-diesel/2345/5 "2005-09-14T06:28:30Z")
> [@Jack](#): > > he said dead cats, not living cats… why does does APA have anything to say? Fuck them. > > If you could use dead humans to make fuel (which I’m sure you can), I’m all for it. Once their organs have bee donated to science… use them to fill the ambulances. I’m sure the APA’s argument is that if this catches on, people are going to be harvesting cats just to kill. We do it with cattle all the time though.:shrug: ---
**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 6:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inventor-turns-dead-cats-into-diesel/2345/6 "2005-09-14T06:33:31Z")
> [@Jack](#): > > he said dead cats, not living cats… why does does APA have anything to say? Fuck them. > > If you could use dead humans to make fuel (which I’m sure you can), I’m all for it. Once their organs have bee donated to science… use them to fill the ambulances. :wstupid: ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inventor-turns-dead-cats-into-diesel/2345/7 "2005-09-14T08:00:40Z")
> [@JaysGreenLX](#): > > I’m sure the APA’s argument is that if this catches on, people are going to be harvesting cats just to kill. We do it with cattle all the time though.:shrug: people are retarded. ---
**Author:** ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 8:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inventor-turns-dead-cats-into-diesel/2345/8 "2005-09-14T08:06:10Z")
Top Gear made a car run off of dog shit…and human shit ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 8:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inventor-turns-dead-cats-into-diesel/2345/9 "2005-09-14T08:08:45Z")
i see chinese restaraunts going out of bidness fast yo ! ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 8:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inventor-turns-dead-cats-into-diesel/2345/10 "2005-09-14T08:14:53Z")
> [@MaximaSE98](#): > > Top Gear made a car run off of dog shit…and human shit i think it was cow shit… but yea, that was a good episode. ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inventor-turns-dead-cats-into-diesel/2345/11 "2005-09-14T08:29:17Z")
> [@Nikuk](#): > > people are retarded. oh absolutely. [http://www.peta.org/](http://www.peta.org/) ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 8:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inventor-turns-dead-cats-into-diesel/2345/12 "2005-09-14T08:31:23Z")
yeah, i know, People for the Eating of Tasty Animals. Hell, look at their spokespersons… Pamela Anderson loves to eat the cock. ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 8:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inventor-turns-dead-cats-into-diesel/2345/13 "2005-09-14T08:43:06Z")
So now there is 1002 uses for dead cats? ---
**Author:** ![simplyfocused](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/simplyfocused/32/7290_2.png) [@simplyfocused](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/simplyfocused)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inventor-turns-dead-cats-into-diesel/2345/14 "2005-09-14T08:49:09Z")
everytime you masterbate god kills a kitten so time to start, my tank is running low. ---
**Author:** ![audios](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@audios](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/audios)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 9:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inventor-turns-dead-cats-into-diesel/2345/15 "2005-09-14T09:06:51Z")
what makes this thread even funnier, is the name of the thread starter. i find it mildly ironic and therefore somewhat humorous ---
**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inventor-turns-dead-cats-into-diesel/2345/16 "2005-09-14T10:53:50Z")
i like the name :tup: It is here… it modifies the reaction… but goes unchanged in the process.