# Iran "I can haz nukes"

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/iran-i-can-haz-nukes/79206
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [February 11, 2010, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/iran-i-can-haz-nukes/79206 "2010-02-11T13:34:10Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2010, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/iran-i-can-haz-nukes/79206/1 "2010-02-11T13:34:10Z")

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> **[Ahmadinejad's Bold Claim](http://video.foxnews.com/v/4013134/ahmadinejads-bold-claim)**
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> Iran's president says nation is now 'nuclear state'

:tinfoilhat:

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### Author: ![jt76](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jt76/32/5100_2.png) [@jt76](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jt76)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2010, 1:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/iran-i-can-haz-nukes/79206/2 "2010-02-11T13:48:15Z")

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![http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/12/19/128742083309823749.jpg](http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/12/19/128742083309823749.jpg)

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### Author: ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2010, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/iran-i-can-haz-nukes/79206/3 "2010-02-11T13:59:40Z")

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ya with all the bs Iran tries with Israel, its just a matter of time

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### Author: ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2010, 2:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/iran-i-can-haz-nukes/79206/4 "2010-02-11T14:11:22Z")

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yea, this shit is crazy. CNN is just flooding with reports.

[http://topics.cnn.com/topics/iran](http://topics.cnn.com/topics/iran)

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### Author: ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2010, 2:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/iran-i-can-haz-nukes/79206/5 "2010-02-11T14:14:15Z")

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If they nuke Israel they will have a shit storm the likes of which have rarely been seen.

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### Author: ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2010, 2:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/iran-i-can-haz-nukes/79206/6 "2010-02-11T14:17:59Z")

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when it makes page one of the BBC news site I’ll listen… until then it’s just fox news being fox news.

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### Author: ![klug](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/klug/32/5222_2.png) [@klug](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/klug)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2010, 2:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/iran-i-can-haz-nukes/79206/7 "2010-02-11T14:26:30Z")

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> [@theblue](#):
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> when it makes page one of the BBC news site I’ll listen… until then it’s just fox news being fox news.

aye aye captain.

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### Author: ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2010, 2:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/iran-i-can-haz-nukes/79206/8 "2010-02-11T14:38:09Z")

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> [@theblue](#):
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> when it makes page one of the BBC news site I’ll listen… until then it’s just fox news being fox news.

really?

> **[BBC News - Iran accused of blocking opposition communications](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8511800.stm)**
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> The US accuses Iran of seeking a "near-total information blockade" to silence anti-government protesters.

that one was on the front page, scroll down and the second story on that page is about nuclear issues… There are a few others kicking around about the enrichment. Turn CNN on your television and in between updates on Bill Clinton’s heart issues they are talking about Iran.

So no, it’s not just fox news.

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### Author: ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2010, 3:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/iran-i-can-haz-nukes/79206/9 "2010-02-11T15:00:57Z")

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"President Ahmadinejad used the rally to attack the West, and said Iran had produced its first stock of 20% enriched uranium. "

that’s not exactly saying you have nuclear weapons.

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2010, 3:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/iran-i-can-haz-nukes/79206/10 "2010-02-11T15:03:39Z")

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It’s just Iran talking smack, as usual. They’re oil reserves are a much better weapon than a nuke anyway.

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### Author: ![Penfold](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/penfold/32/5007_2.png) [@Penfold](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Penfold)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2010, 3:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/iran-i-can-haz-nukes/79206/11 "2010-02-11T15:06:28Z")

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WTF, who said they have a nuke and why does half this thread think that? He said they enriched uranium to 20%…

oh and Iran has to be the only democracy we are continuously treating like absolute garbage. Let them deal with their own problems.

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### Author: ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2010, 3:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/iran-i-can-haz-nukes/79206/12 "2010-02-11T15:16:34Z")

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Even if they so become able to build a nuclear weapon I doubt they would use it against us. I would hope they have enough self-preservation thought to really think about the retaliation before they push the button

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### Author: ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2010, 3:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/iran-i-can-haz-nukes/79206/13 "2010-02-11T15:16:57Z")

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I hope this entire region self detonates so we can stop making threads about this crap.

Middle East = tired of hearing about it.

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### Author: ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2010, 3:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/iran-i-can-haz-nukes/79206/14 "2010-02-11T15:18:12Z")

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Even if they do become able to build a nuclear weapon I doubt they would use it against us. I would hope they have enough self-preservation thought to really think about the retaliation before they push the button

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2010, 3:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/iran-i-can-haz-nukes/79206/15 "2010-02-11T15:18:23Z")

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As soon as they run out of oil they’ll fade back into a bunch of fundamentalist warring tribes like they were before the industrial revolution.

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### Author: ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2010, 3:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/iran-i-can-haz-nukes/79206/16 "2010-02-11T15:24:36Z")

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Everyone buy Hummers and 1000hp V12 economy cars, let’s use this shit up!

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### Author: ![jt76](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jt76/32/5100_2.png) [@jt76](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jt76)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2010, 3:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/iran-i-can-haz-nukes/79206/17 "2010-02-11T15:33:05Z")

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Iran is a Democracy :lol:

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### Author: ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2010, 3:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/iran-i-can-haz-nukes/79206/18 "2010-02-11T15:35:01Z")

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Even if they do become able to build a nuclear weapon I doubt they would use it against us. I would hope they have enough self-preservation thought to really think about the retaliation before they push the button

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### Author: ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2010, 3:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/iran-i-can-haz-nukes/79206/19 "2010-02-11T15:40:06Z")

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Even if they do become able to build a nuclear weapon I doubt they would use it against us. I would hope they have enough self-preservation thought to really think about the retaliation before they push the button

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### Author: ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2010, 3:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/iran-i-can-haz-nukes/79206/20 "2010-02-11T15:44:02Z")

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Even if they do become able to build a nuclear weapon I doubt they would use it against us. I would hope they have enough self-preservation thought to really think about the retaliation before they push the button

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