# Irony? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 4, 2008, 11:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irony/52694 "2008-08-04T23:48:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 11:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irony/52694/1 "2008-08-04T23:48:42Z")
I think sooo, i’m fucking hammered in jacksonville…and wel I was out last night at a raegee concert.and i saw a motorcycle cop.;.so I walked over to him and asked if I can see how he does radar/laser… he hands me the laser gun and says “have at it” bamm… fucking catching dspeeders… It was a 25 mph zone andhe sayd he only goes after 35+. I only got people doing 19-23. ☹ I wish i got a picture…buyt yeah… cops down in flordia are soooo much more linleient than NYS cops…fuck yeagh and stealing wireless internet off our neightbors is sweet aswerll! I think I mauy stay down here… I bet i;ll get alot of msart asses saying YES! PS…Anyone who has a V1 or passport…it takes about 1-2 seconds to read a speed on the gun…light colored cars were about .5 seconds…and a black bmw took about 2 seconds… JUST AN FYI …So if u get a lzser alert…you can knock off a good 5 mph before he gets your speed…and the speed stays on the laszxer gun untill u press the button again…so if u want to see the gun…it will have th speed on it, i doubt he’ll show u tho. oh yeah… 2 sgtory stripper poll at golds getalmans club.titrtays for days ---
**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 11:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irony/52694/2 "2008-08-04T23:50:40Z")
Holy helllll. You must be having a good time in that armpit of a city. ---
**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 11:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irony/52694/3 "2008-08-04T23:52:34Z")
> [@JDMSIR](#): > > Holy helllll. You must be having a good time in that armpit of a city. FYE… i’ve been to eve3yrr city in the 3-4 hour radiusss…theya rea al r sweet nutbut jacksonvillee seems the least darkeest. ---
**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 11:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irony/52694/4 "2008-08-04T23:54:41Z")
Dude, I’ve been totally fucking hammered before and NEVER had an issue typing. You okay there lil buddy? ---
**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 11:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irony/52694/5 "2008-08-04T23:55:57Z")
> [@sedlmeier101](#): > > nutbut Sounds like a grand time. See ya in the morning.XOXOXO ---
**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2008, 11:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irony/52694/6 "2008-08-04T23:58:24Z")
> [@JDMSIR](#): > > Sounds like a grand time. See ya in the morning.XOXOXO I wokeee up this mornign and swent to the beach and passed the fuck out in the sand…woke up went ofr a awswim in the ocean forgot its salty watyer and drank it…not cool… went back to seleep woke up tanner than a rican went and gort drun,k. i don’;t want ot go back to buffalo…and im;’ sure alot of people dont want be back therir either…haha i love taht i m on mypseed so late atnight… no pussyf or me tongiht… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 12:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irony/52694/7 "2008-08-05T00:10:49Z")
Quality thread… ---
**Author:** ![LayzieJR4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layziejr4/32/5096_2.png) [@LayzieJR4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LayzieJR4)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 1:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irony/52694/8 "2008-08-05T01:12:40Z")
> [@91MR2](#): > > Quality thread… It’ll be even better when homie reads this and posts sober. ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 1:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irony/52694/9 "2008-08-05T01:38:27Z")
So Quote him so he can’t change it > [@sedlmeier101"](#): > > I think sooo, i’m fucking hammered in jacksonville…and wel I was out last night at a raegee concert.and i saw a motorcycle cop.;.so I walked over to him and asked if I can see how he does radar/laser… he hands me the laser gun and says “have at it” > > bamm… fucking catching dspeeders… It was a 25 mph zone andhe sayd he only goes after 35+. I only got people doing 19-23. ☹ > > I wish i got a picture…buyt yeah… cops down in flordia are soooo much more linleient than NYS cops…fuck yeagh and stealing wireless internet off our neightbors is sweet aswerll! > I think I mauy stay down here… I bet i;ll get alot of msart asses saying YES! > > PS…Anyone who has a V1 or passport…it takes about 1-2 seconds to read a speed on the gun…light colored cars were about .5 seconds…and a black bmw took about 2 seconds… JUST AN FYI …So if u get a lzser alert…you can knock off a good 5 mph before he gets your speed…and the speed stays on the laszxer gun untill u press the button again…so if u want to see the gun…it will have th speed on it, i doubt he’ll show u tho. > oh yeah… 2 sgtory stripper poll at golds getalmans club.titrtays for days Speaking of ironic, I had that gay ass “Ironic” song by allanis moresette (i don’t care how to spell here name she sucks) in my head during my morning shower. Ironic, yea i really do think. :suicide: I hate that fucking song ---
**Author:** ![HAiRymONkEe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hairymonkee/32/5172_2.png) [@HAiRymONkEe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HAiRymONkEe)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 2:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irony/52694/10 "2008-08-05T02:17:44Z")
i \<3 this thread ---
**Author:** ![Jagermeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jagermeister](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jagermeister)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 3:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irony/52694/11 "2008-08-05T03:43:19Z")
> [@LayzieJR4](#): > > It’ll be even better when homie reads this and posts sober. Nah, I don’t think it will be any different. ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 6:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irony/52694/12 "2008-08-05T06:11:36Z")
Running around on an alcohol drip out there are we? Sounds like a fun time. ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 6:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irony/52694/13 "2008-08-05T06:25:29Z")
Im on my way back from the keys as we speak… next stop palm beach, then stuart, then buffalo… eekkkkk Im on the 7 mile bridge as we speak btw, ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 6:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irony/52694/14 "2008-08-05T06:34:47Z")
> [@sedlmeier101"](#): > > oh yeah… 2 sgtory stripper poll at golds getalmans club.titrtays for days haha, is that the place that looks like a mansion? We took my buddy there for his stag party… Got him hammered and then all chipped in and got him a 200 lapdance he made it 5 mins before he yacked all over the girl and got kicked out :lol: JAX rules ---
**Author:** ![Bassdegrime](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bassdegrime/32/5027_2.png) [@Bassdegrime](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bassdegrime)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irony/52694/15 "2008-08-05T08:29:59Z")
> [@Willybeen](#): > > Im on my way back from the keys as we speak… next stop palm beach, then stuart, then buffalo… eekkkkk > > Im on the 7 mile bridge as we speak btw, you and darwin must be tight if you’re posting while on one wheel ---
**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irony/52694/16 "2008-08-05T12:59:49Z")
> [@Willybeen](#): > > Im on my way back from the keys as we speak… next stop palm beach, then stuart, then buffalo… eekkkkk > > Im on the 7 mile bridge as we speak btw, danm man, we were planning on going to Ft lauderdale, and I know a girl down in West palm who i wanted to see but we always were too drunk todrive down there… and a LOL to my thread… I don’t remember writing it… ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irony/52694/17 "2008-08-05T13:00:06Z")
OMG IB4NEGATIVEKARMA ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 1:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irony/52694/18 "2008-08-05T13:29:06Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#): > > So Quote him so he can’t change it > > Speaking of ironic, I had that gay ass “Ironic” song by allanis moresette (i don’t care how to spell here name she sucks) in my head during my morning shower. Ironic, yea i really do think. > > :suicide: I hate that fucking song the thing is, the whole song…actually is NOT ironic, when you look up the word by definition and how she uses it…lol ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irony/52694/19 "2008-08-05T13:31:04Z")
> [@Motocrossx23](#): > > the thing is, the whole song…actually is NOT ironic, when you look up the word by definition and how she uses it…lol like 10,000 spoons and all you need is a knife…? as much as i want to read the lyrics… (which i don’t at all) that seems pretty ironic to me.