# IRWIN "Tell Us Your Vise-Grip Story" Promotion

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irwin-tell-us-your-vise-grip-story-promotion/53114>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 12, 2008, 8:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irwin-tell-us-your-vise-grip-story-promotion/53114 "2008-08-12T08:59:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Jagermeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jagermeister](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jagermeister)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 8:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irwin-tell-us-your-vise-grip-story-promotion/53114/1 "2008-08-12T08:59:33Z")

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I know the majority of us on here use Vise-Grips.

Here is a new promotion IRWIN is running. Grand prize is a custom IRWIN Chopper or $25,000.

They are looking for a special story about how you have used Vise-grips. Gotten you out of a jamb, used in an unusual way, saved a life, etc.

Promotion ends September 12th.

Click link to enter.

[http://irwin.eprize.net/visegripstory/index.tbapp](http://irwin.eprize.net/visegripstory/index.tbapp)

![http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c136/jxaxexgxexr/MISC/2008-07-vgs-logo.jpg](http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c136/jxaxexgxexr/MISC/2008-07-vgs-logo.jpg)

![http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c136/jxaxexgxexr/MISC/5-23-08005.jpg](http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c136/jxaxexgxexr/MISC/5-23-08005.jpg)

![http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c136/jxaxexgxexr/MISC/5-23-08007.jpg](http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c136/jxaxexgxexr/MISC/5-23-08007.jpg)

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**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 9:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irwin-tell-us-your-vise-grip-story-promotion/53114/2 "2008-08-12T09:00:32Z")

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PSHO PJV please post sory of complete brakeline install via visegrips

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 9:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irwin-tell-us-your-vise-grip-story-promotion/53114/3 "2008-08-12T09:00:37Z")

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Does it have to be factual?

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**Author:** ![BluBalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bluballs/32/7212_2.png) [@BluBalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BluBalls)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irwin-tell-us-your-vise-grip-story-promotion/53114/4 "2008-08-12T09:01:21Z")

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in before any relation between vice grips and testicles.

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irwin-tell-us-your-vise-grip-story-promotion/53114/5 "2008-08-12T09:01:45Z")

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> [@BluBalls](#):
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> in before any relation between vice grips and testicles.

FUCK.

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**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 9:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irwin-tell-us-your-vise-grip-story-promotion/53114/6 "2008-08-12T09:04:11Z")

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funny my techs said the same thing

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 9:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irwin-tell-us-your-vise-grip-story-promotion/53114/7 "2008-08-12T09:06:13Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> Does it have to be factual?

:word: I’ll make up something about saving a litter of puppies by clamping their mother’s cervix shut until they were full-term for that bike.

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**Author:** ![Jagermeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jagermeister](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jagermeister)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 9:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irwin-tell-us-your-vise-grip-story-promotion/53114/8 "2008-08-12T09:11:46Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> Does it have to be factual?

Can’t answer that.

Here are the full Contest rules.  
[http://irwin.eprize.net/visegripstory/index.tbapp?page=rules](http://irwin.eprize.net/visegripstory/index.tbapp?page=rules)

I know they are probably looking for a story that can be backed up by photos. There will be a large media event for the winner at the end of the promotion.

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**Author:** ![BluBalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bluballs/32/7212_2.png) [@BluBalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BluBalls)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 9:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irwin-tell-us-your-vise-grip-story-promotion/53114/9 "2008-08-12T09:13:38Z")

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in before pictures of vice grips on testicles.

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 9:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irwin-tell-us-your-vise-grip-story-promotion/53114/10 "2008-08-12T09:13:45Z")

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> [@Jagermeister](#):
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> I know they are probably looking for a story that can be backed up by photos. There will be a large media event for the winner at the end of the promotion.

greeeat…

> [@Fry](#):
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> :word: I’ll make up something about saving a litter of puppies by clamping their mother’s cervix shut until they were full-term for that bike.

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**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irwin-tell-us-your-vise-grip-story-promotion/53114/11 "2008-08-12T09:19:27Z")

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Step 1.) Charge Camera Battery ![http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2132/2097149329_1ccc8b51e7.jpg?v=0](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2132/2097149329_1ccc8b51e7.jpg?v=0)  
Step 2.) Aquire 3 gallons of Gasoline ![http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2132/2097149329_1ccc8b51e7.jpg?v=0](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2132/2097149329_1ccc8b51e7.jpg?v=0)  
Step 3.) Aquire matches ![http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2132/2097149329_1ccc8b51e7.jpg?v=0](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2132/2097149329_1ccc8b51e7.jpg?v=0)  
Step 4.) Aquire box of kittens ![http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2132/2097149329_1ccc8b51e7.jpg?v=0](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2132/2097149329_1ccc8b51e7.jpg?v=0)  
Step 5.) Aquire Irwin Vise Grips ![http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2132/2097149329_1ccc8b51e7.jpg?v=0](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2132/2097149329_1ccc8b51e7.jpg?v=0)  
Step 6.) Save burning kittens with vise grips… somehow.  
Step 7.) Document and submit  
Step 8.) Drive my new custom IRWIN chopper off into the sunset.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 9:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irwin-tell-us-your-vise-grip-story-promotion/53114/12 "2008-08-12T09:22:08Z")

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> [@LAFENGAS](#):
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> Step 1.) Charge Camera Battery ![http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2132/2097149329_1ccc8b51e7.jpg?v=0](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2132/2097149329_1ccc8b51e7.jpg?v=0)  
> Step 2.) Aquire 3 gallons of Gasoline ![http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2132/2097149329_1ccc8b51e7.jpg?v=0](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2132/2097149329_1ccc8b51e7.jpg?v=0)  
> Step 3.) Aquire matches ![http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2132/2097149329_1ccc8b51e7.jpg?v=0](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2132/2097149329_1ccc8b51e7.jpg?v=0)  
> Step 4.) Aquire box of kittens ![http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2132/2097149329_1ccc8b51e7.jpg?v=0](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2132/2097149329_1ccc8b51e7.jpg?v=0)  
> Step 5.) Aquire Irwin Vise Grips ![http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2132/2097149329_1ccc8b51e7.jpg?v=0](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2132/2097149329_1ccc8b51e7.jpg?v=0)  
> Step 6.) Save burning kittens with vise crips… somehow.
> 
> Ummm… Ummm! Ummmm!!! SHIT STOP THE CAMERA!
> 
> How many more litters do we have left?
> 
> Uggh…
> 
> Take 3…

:burnout:

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 9:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irwin-tell-us-your-vise-grip-story-promotion/53114/13 "2008-08-12T09:23:35Z")

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Jaeger: What are the irwin grips rated to hold?

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**Author:** ![Xander](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xander/32/7597_2.png) [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irwin-tell-us-your-vise-grip-story-promotion/53114/14 "2008-08-12T09:25:05Z")

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> [@LAFENGAS](#):
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> Step 1.) Charge Camera Battery ![http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2132/2097149329_1ccc8b51e7.jpg?v=0](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/4/9/49685a6d813e2439f64545b9d20f8a467f6771bd.jpeg)  
> Step 2.) Aquire 3 gallons of Gasoline ![http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2132/2097149329_1ccc8b51e7.jpg?v=0](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/4/9/49685a6d813e2439f64545b9d20f8a467f6771bd.jpeg)  
> Step 3.) Aquire matches ![http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2132/2097149329_1ccc8b51e7.jpg?v=0](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/4/9/49685a6d813e2439f64545b9d20f8a467f6771bd.jpeg)  
> Step 4.) Aquire box of kittens ![http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2132/2097149329_1ccc8b51e7.jpg?v=0](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/4/9/49685a6d813e2439f64545b9d20f8a467f6771bd.jpeg)  
> Step 5.) Aquire Irwin Vise Grips ![http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2132/2097149329_1ccc8b51e7.jpg?v=0](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/4/9/49685a6d813e2439f64545b9d20f8a467f6771bd.jpeg)  
> Step 6.) Save burning kittens with vise grips… somehow.  
> Step 7.) Document and submit  
> Step 8.) Drive my new custom IRWIN chopper off into the sunset.

Step 9.) Put 2 front tires on my new custom IRWIN chopper and write a DIY about it and post it on NYSpeed.

X…

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**Author:** ![jay\_g](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jay_g/32/111288_2.png) [@jay\_g](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jay_g)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 9:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irwin-tell-us-your-vise-grip-story-promotion/53114/15 "2008-08-12T09:29:32Z")

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lol, I used vise-grips on my old 3-wheeler to shift gears, nothing like bombing threw the woods and shifting with your hand.

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**Author:** ![Schema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/779978/32.png) [@Schema](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Schema)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 9:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irwin-tell-us-your-vise-grip-story-promotion/53114/16 "2008-08-12T09:34:55Z")

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Submitted by: etta from Santa Ana, CA

“When I saw this contest I had to laugh cause I have a vise grip story that I tell often. Once while using my torch I ran out of fuel and it was to late to go get more. I took my vice grips, a tampon and hairspray and created a home made torch and was able to complete the task I had started. We use our vice grips for every thing.”

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**Author:** ![Jagermeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jagermeister](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jagermeister)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 9:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irwin-tell-us-your-vise-grip-story-promotion/53114/17 "2008-08-12T09:48:10Z")

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> [@Nikuk](#):
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> Jaeger: What are the irwin grips rated to hold?

Depends on the model, but I think they recommend a max of 2500-3000 lbs. I have seen multiple guys apply 3800 lbs. of pressure on a load sensor using a 10WR Vise-grip.
