# Is that thing your wife?!?

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**Created:** [February 20, 2009, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294 "2009-02-20T12:11:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/1 "2009-02-20T12:11:38Z")

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[quote=“addikted2wips”"]

Pm me a price for the whole car i need a donor for my wifes beretta…  
Very interested!!

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that thing is your wife?!?!

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**Author:** ![Built\_Not\_Bought](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f08c70/32.png) [@Built\_Not\_Bought](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Built_Not_Bought)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/2 "2009-02-20T13:09:23Z")

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> [@Israeli troops enter Lebanon! boo ya JIM!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/israeli-troops-enter-lebanon-boo-ya-jim/14442/31):
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> that thing is your wife?!?!

???

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/3 "2009-02-20T13:40:10Z")

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the thing in that picture…

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 1:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/4 "2009-02-20T13:45:04Z")

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damn dude wtf?

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**Author:** ![dubnix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dubnix/32/6392_2.png) [@dubnix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dubnix)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 2:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/5 "2009-02-20T14:20:52Z")

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Oh …boy

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**Author:** ![Built\_Not\_Bought](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f08c70/32.png) [@Built\_Not\_Bought](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Built_Not_Bought)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 3:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/6 "2009-02-20T15:14:22Z")

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Oh boy is rite watch your mouth bro!  
Dont got nuttin nice to say then shut the f\*k up!

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2009, 4:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/7 "2009-02-20T16:38:14Z")

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Yeah, that comment came out of nowhere too.

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**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/8 "2009-02-24T12:20:04Z")

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lollerskates… thread = win

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**Author:** ![dkid15](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dkid15/32/6398_2.png) [@dkid15](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dkid15)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 3:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/9 "2009-02-24T15:32:03Z")

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WTF did i miss something

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**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 3:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/10 "2009-02-24T15:33:43Z")

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:rofl x 47,000

Dkid- What’s wrong with this one?

> Ryan Kramer: Every turn has an apex

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**Author:** ![dkid15](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dkid15/32/6398_2.png) [@dkid15](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dkid15)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 3:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/11 "2009-02-24T15:40:05Z")

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Ha nothing im mocking his happiness isnt around the corner it is the corner quote. If he gets that m3 then ill take it out but his mom sounded mad pissed about it today so idk.

Also jclark have you ever ran at new hampshire international raceway? My mechanic races a 700whp corvette and he loves watkins glen but he reccomended NH because of all the turns.

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**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 3:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/12 "2009-02-24T15:45:18Z")

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Your mechanic is out of his mind. NHMS is the most choppy, rinky dink road course ever. It’s the same distance to WGI and Tremblant. He is crazy.

LOL @ Mrs. Kramer putting the smackdown on M3 plans.

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 3:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/13 "2009-02-24T15:54:38Z")

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> [@What RITWalter does in the winter](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-ritwalter-does-in-the-winter/14730/4):
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> WTF did i miss something

It came from a car for sale thread

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 3:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/14 "2009-02-24T15:59:36Z")

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> [@The brattiest kid at work today...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-brattiest-kid-at-work-today/14722/24):
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> Ha nothing im mocking his happiness isnt around the corner it is the corner quote. If he gets that m3 then ill take it out but his mom sounded mad pissed about it today so idk.
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> Also jclark have you ever ran at new hampshire international raceway? My mechanic races a 700whp corvette and he loves watkins glen but he reccomended NH because of all the turns.

> [@How I lost all my weight.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-lost-all-my-weight/14729/5):
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> Your mechanic is out of his mind. NHMS is the most choppy, rinky dink road course ever. It’s the same distance to WGI and Tremblant. He is crazy.
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> LOL @ Mrs. Kramer putting the smackdown on M3 plans.

i asked the same question about his signature lol

in my AIM profile i have “happiness isn’t around the corner, happiness IS the corner” . i have nooooooooo idea how that turned into “every turn has an apex”, which i’ve never said, even though it’s true, and far from idiotic :rofl

and mom and pops are 100% behind the M3 dealio, she just hates that i work on my car even though poppa krames owns teh stealership. thinks i’m :crazy

and he’s only mad pumped about NH because some random guy told him that an EP3 (what he’s got) would wreck an e36 M3 around that track 🤣rofl:rofl:rofl

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**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 4:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/15 "2009-02-24T16:11:50Z")

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After a quick Google search, it looks like an EP3 is a Civic? It has a much better shot at NHMS because it’s a glorified autox.

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 4:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/16 "2009-02-24T16:14:35Z")

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ya he hard parks his shit like this

![http://images.importtuner.com/tech/powerpages/0709_impp_01z+2004_honda_civic_si_ep3_hatchback+left_front.jpg](http://images.importtuner.com/tech/powerpages/0709_impp_01z+2004_honda_civic_si_ep3_hatchback+left_front.jpg)

yeahhhh boiiiiii

he is 100% certain his car would beat a stock/lightly modded m3 based on one guys opinion which is proving to be flawed

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**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 4:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/17 "2009-02-24T16:25:35Z")

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What a moron.

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**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 6:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/18 "2009-02-24T18:23:19Z")

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so back to the chewbacca in the pic…

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**Author:** ![dkid15](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dkid15/32/6398_2.png) [@dkid15](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dkid15)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 6:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/19 "2009-02-24T18:35:05Z")

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> [@Rant About America v.My trip to Uruguay](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-about-america-v-my-trip-to-uruguay/14727/5):
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> ya he hard parks his shit like this
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> yeahhhh boiiiiii
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> he is 100% certain his car would beat a stock/lightly modded m3 based on one guys opinion which is proving to be flawed

I never said i would beat said automobile, i dont hard park shit your the one whos afraid to go to the extension because of cops, and its not like he has no knowledge what so ever. He owns a hatch that makes much less power than mine he also owns a 700whp corvette, hes had his racing liscence for quite some time and he said even his wife has her racing liscence. He knows what he’s talking about. I also told you this back when you wanted an s2000 or was it a 350z or no that r32 you said you were gonna get. OH well, 240whp hatch \> 270 whp m3 in my book.

Before you say i dont have 240whp remember you dont even have an M3

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 6:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/20 "2009-02-24T18:37:16Z")

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> [@Can Someone make me a Sig Please](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/can-someone-make-me-a-sig-please/14691/23):
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> I never said i would beat said automobile, i dont hard park shit your the one whos afraid to go to the extension because of cops, and its not like he has no knowledge what so ever. He owns a hatch that makes much less power than mine he also owns a 700whp corvette, hes had his racing liscence for quite some time and he said even his wife has her racing liscence. He knows what he’s talking about. I also told you this back when you wanted an s2000 or was it a 350z or no that r32 you said you were gonna get. OH well, 240whp hatch \> 270 whp m3 in my book.
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> Before you say i dont have 240whp remember you dont even have an M3

GET BACK ON TOPIC!!! this thread is about jaba the hut, not ep34567 gay ass civics or fuckin e36 m3’s…

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