# Is that thing your wife?!?

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [February 20, 2009, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294 "2009-02-20T12:11:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 7:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/81 "2009-02-24T19:39:32Z")

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> [@Auto0utcast"](#):
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> hardly. never once got any allowance. my parents dont believe you should be paid for doing what you’re supposed to do to begin with. how bout you go find another 240 to make into an abortion?

…what?

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**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 7:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/82 "2009-02-24T19:39:50Z")

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john, you’re just mad you never went balls deep in brooke.

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**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 7:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/83 "2009-02-24T19:40:14Z")

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> [@Ugh, Delays](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-delays/14330/50):
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> …what?

muh bad… thought i was quoting hooked on homos

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 7:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/84 "2009-02-24T19:41:19Z")

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> [@thoes of u with sirius satelite radio..](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thoes-of-u-with-sirius-satelite-radio/14731/13):
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> john, you’re just mad you never went balls deep in brooke.

im good im glad my dick is still there ,that chick would of taken the curl out ma nut hair:ohnoes

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**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 7:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/85 "2009-02-24T19:41:51Z")

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> [@One band or genre you really wish people could appreciate](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/one-band-or-genre-you-really-wish-people-could-appreciate/14644/8):
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> im good im glad my dick is still there ,that chick would of taken the curl out ma nut hair:ohnoes

she sure as fuck tried to…

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 7:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/86 "2009-02-24T19:42:39Z")

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wasnt talkin in a good way

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**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 7:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/87 "2009-02-24T19:43:22Z")

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Going to get some icecream and Ice tea. I expect Grade A material when i get back.

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**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 7:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/88 "2009-02-24T19:43:41Z")

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> [@Xeon put the rims on the Z pics \<3](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/xeon-put-the-rims-on-the-z-pics-3/14738/15):
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> wasnt talkin in a good way

oh, i know. trust me i know… i was there too… i think she woulda sucked the blood clots outta jess’s vag

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**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 7:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/89 "2009-02-24T19:46:43Z")

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She does what with a volley ball threw a garden hose?

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**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 7:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/90 "2009-02-24T19:47:42Z")

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> [@Reservation gas](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/reservation-gas/14741/19):
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> She does what with a volley ball threw a garden hose?

yep… she was a ho. no onther term for it… a flat out HO.

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**Author:** ![dkid15](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dkid15/32/6398_2.png) [@dkid15](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dkid15)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 7:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/91 "2009-02-24T19:48:00Z")

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> [@cliff"](#):
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> according to him… He’s got no problem being behind… And he wants you to ask your girl. Lol

hahahahah

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 8:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/92 "2009-02-24T20:06:15Z")

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It’s honestly like watching a train wreck in 10000fps, every post Travis makes is more and more sad/awkward.

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**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 8:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/93 "2009-02-24T20:39:09Z")

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> [@Ugh, Delays](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-delays/14330/53):
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> It’s honestly like watching a train wreck in 10000fps, every post Travis makes is more and more sad/awkward.

go eat another twinkie.

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 8:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/94 "2009-02-24T20:42:00Z")

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It’s almost a compliment that that’s the best you can come up with :rofl

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**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 8:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/95 "2009-02-24T20:42:45Z")

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:rofl I’d love another twinkie.

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**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 8:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/96 "2009-02-24T20:42:53Z")

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> [@KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kg-do-you-think-that-um-do-you-think-that-when-the-album-when-this-is-out/14735/7):
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> It’s almost a compliment that that’s the best you can come up with :rofl

i can do better… just not LEGALLY according to the forums code of conduct.

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 8:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/97 "2009-02-24T20:43:07Z")

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ya got twinkies fizzle ???if so im comin over but i must warn ya i havent smoked weed in a while so ill get fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked up

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 8:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/98 "2009-02-24T20:43:50Z")

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> [@KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kg-do-you-think-that-um-do-you-think-that-when-the-album-when-this-is-out/14735/8):
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> i can do better… just not LEGALLY according to the forums code of conduct.

when has that stopped us tough guy,besides code blue aint here:ahh

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 8:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/99 "2009-02-24T20:44:54Z")

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> [@KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kg-do-you-think-that-um-do-you-think-that-when-the-album-when-this-is-out/14735/8):
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> i can do better… just not LEGALLY according to the forums code of conduct.

You’re really that dumb? The only thing you have is threats and twinkie jokes?

:rofl

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**Author:** ![ccaarmerciill](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ccaarmerciill/32/6477_2.png) [@ccaarmerciill](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ccaarmerciill)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2009, 10:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-that-thing-your-wife/242294/100 "2009-02-24T22:35:29Z")

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You guys are a bunch of idiots!

That thing is gorgeous!

:wow

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