# is there a fat lady office in Bell Hall? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 27, 2007, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-fat-lady-office-in-bell-hall/25187 "2007-02-27T13:59:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2007, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-fat-lady-office-in-bell-hall/25187/1 "2007-02-27T13:59:03Z")
Because these fat ladies keep walking out of this one hall way. It’s hot. I don’t want to miss the gang bang. ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2007, 2:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-fat-lady-office-in-bell-hall/25187/2 "2007-02-27T14:09:56Z")
No one told me about the meeting? FUCK. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2007, 2:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-fat-lady-office-in-bell-hall/25187/3 "2007-02-27T14:10:30Z")
i hate fat people. i don’t even like talking to them. ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2007, 2:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-fat-lady-office-in-bell-hall/25187/4 "2007-02-27T14:19:17Z")
Truth. I always feel so unimportant when talking to a fatty. I’ll be talking about something really interesting and they’ll be looking at me like I’m a cheeseburg. And then I get really scared because I think I may have a piece of black pepper stuck to my tooth or something. Then I remember I’m talking to a fatty and everybody has black pepper stuck to their teeth in their world. ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2007, 2:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-fat-lady-office-in-bell-hall/25187/5 "2007-02-27T14:20:11Z")
Actually, i guess this gives me the impression that they are interested in what I am talking about… ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2007, 2:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-fat-lady-office-in-bell-hall/25187/6 "2007-02-27T14:22:40Z")
maybe i’m just the cheeseburg and they’re planning on having a piece of apple pie after? edit: the entire apple pie ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2007, 2:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-fat-lady-office-in-bell-hall/25187/7 "2007-02-27T14:25:22Z")
Maybe they eat all the paper that this hall wastes on print jobs? ---
**Author:** ![fairgentleman\_Z](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fairgentleman_z/32/7263_2.png) [@fairgentleman\_Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fairgentleman_Z)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2007, 2:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-fat-lady-office-in-bell-hall/25187/8 "2007-02-27T14:26:08Z")
are you in effing bell right now? I am on the far end, long hair, beard, dark blue long shirt/wind breaker thing… blow me a kiss ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2007, 2:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-fat-lady-office-in-bell-hall/25187/9 "2007-02-27T14:27:21Z")
oh god i’m scared to look now. i’m not going to. i’m going to make my escape at an opportune time and avoid eye contact with everybody. edit: she just walked by about 3 minutes ago. well. waddled. ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2007, 2:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-fat-lady-office-in-bell-hall/25187/10 "2007-02-27T14:29:39Z")
well. on the bright side. if al qaeda ever decides to blow up UB we know that this hall is a safety zone. edit: AND the fatties will die first, and we can eat their food stores. I bet this broad packs snickers with her staple remover. ---
**Author:** ![King](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/king/32/7329_2.png) [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2007, 2:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-fat-lady-office-in-bell-hall/25187/11 "2007-02-27T14:30:10Z")
just left UB a few minutes ago…i’ve heard about a fat lady office. i wanna know whats in there, because i’m sure theres some tasty little treats and i get hungry around this time every day ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2007, 2:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-fat-lady-office-in-bell-hall/25187/12 "2007-02-27T14:34:00Z")
No. This is like an episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark? They bait little K Cuv’s in with sweet, delicious treats. Then they lock them into filing cabinets and feed them lamb and rice until they are plump and delicious. ---
**Author:** ![King](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/king/32/7329_2.png) [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2007, 2:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-fat-lady-office-in-bell-hall/25187/13 "2007-02-27T14:36:13Z")
its a good thing you said something…because i would have went…seriously ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2007, 2:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-fat-lady-office-in-bell-hall/25187/14 "2007-02-27T14:40:30Z")
I think I saw you a few weeks ago. But I’m not sure. You were walking towards that loop business in front of Capen. Anyway, I saw a fattie following you. I didn’t want to yell anything for fear she would see me and think that I would be more delicious. ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2007, 2:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-fat-lady-office-in-bell-hall/25187/15 "2007-02-27T14:43:21Z")
Will you guys just stop talking shit already? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2007, 2:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-fat-lady-office-in-bell-hall/25187/16 "2007-02-27T14:44:34Z")
Absolutely not. I’m all for the Fat American Woman Association at UB FAWUB–it has a nice sound. ---
**Author:** ![Bucker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bucker/32/7379_2.png) [@Bucker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bucker)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2007, 3:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-fat-lady-office-in-bell-hall/25187/17 "2007-02-27T15:28:40Z")
Fah woob ---
**Author:** ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2007, 3:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-fat-lady-office-in-bell-hall/25187/18 "2007-02-27T15:52:12Z")
[quote=“newman,post:3,topic:25187"”] i hate fat people. i don’t even like talking to them. [/quote] your fat, do you hate talking to yourself? ---
**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2007, 4:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-fat-lady-office-in-bell-hall/25187/19 "2007-02-27T16:43:47Z")
[quote=“newman,post:3,topic:25187"”] i hate fat people. i don’t even like talking to them. [/quote] i hate newmans. i dont even like talking to them. ---
**Author:** ![JCuz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcuz/32/7338_2.png) [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2007, 5:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-fat-lady-office-in-bell-hall/25187/20 "2007-02-27T17:54:58Z")
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