# is there a legit fucking reason I cant use cp?

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**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [April 2, 2013, 6:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665 "2013-04-02T18:58:24Z")\
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**Author:** ![Eatonualive](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eatonualive/32/6442_2.png) [@Eatonualive](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eatonualive)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2013, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/201 "2013-04-13T13:43:30Z")

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they grow up so fast, dont they?

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2013, 4:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/202 "2013-04-13T16:31:08Z")

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![http://www.anphoblacht.com/files/images/620/2012/Chairman-Meow.jpg](http://www.anphoblacht.com/files/images/620/2012/Chairman-Meow.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Jenzpwny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jenzpwny/32/6779_2.png) [@Jenzpwny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jenzpwny)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2013, 5:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/203 "2013-04-13T17:13:00Z")

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Spoonage

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**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2013, 6:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/204 "2013-04-14T06:46:45Z")

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PJB google imaging “spearchuckers” ITT

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2013, 6:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/205 "2013-04-14T06:53:40Z")

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I thought maybe my boys in the Zulu tribe might be of some assistance

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**Author:** ![Yetti\_VR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yetti_vr/32/6357_2.png) [@Yetti\_VR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yetti_VR)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2013, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/206 "2013-04-14T10:52:13Z")

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Big things happening in here

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2013, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/207 "2013-04-14T11:40:01Z")

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seems like nothing is happening actually.

Even my Zulu boys cant seem to make shit happen

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**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2013, 11:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/208 "2013-04-14T11:45:13Z")

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Delete your account and make a new one pjb.

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2013, 11:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/209 "2013-04-14T11:47:12Z")

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I probably couldnt even get enough access to do that

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**Author:** ![Eatonualive](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eatonualive/32/6442_2.png) [@Eatonualive](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eatonualive)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2013, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/210 "2013-04-14T20:19:55Z")

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You are right, you can’t delete your own profile paul. You are stuck in shift518 purgatory forever.

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**Author:** ![slow4show](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@slow4show](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slow4show)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 8:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/211 "2013-04-17T20:53:37Z")

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hes not gonna delete his pride and joy… shift is his everything 🤣rofl

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**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2013, 4:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/212 "2013-04-18T04:15:30Z")

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I think I might’ve worked out some kinks Paul, try now.

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**Author:** ![Jenzpwny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jenzpwny/32/6779_2.png) [@Jenzpwny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jenzpwny)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2013, 5:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/213 "2013-04-18T05:01:28Z")

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This thread needs more goats

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2013, 9:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/214 "2013-04-18T09:15:26Z")

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> [@What happens when we drive the speed limit.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-happens-when-we-drive-the-speed-limit/52391/45):
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> This thread needs more goats

I’m at work so no googling goats

> [@Sunoco 93 \> Mobil 93](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sunoco-93-mobil-93/52400/25):
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> I think I might’ve worked out some kinks Paul, try now.

Doesn’t work

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2013, 9:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/215 "2013-04-18T09:22:27Z")

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Yah… don’t want the boss to know you jerk off to goats

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2013, 9:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/216 "2013-04-18T09:24:19Z")

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I don’t work with my boss. I just don’t have much time now. On lunch but don’t have phone or internet in the plant I’m in

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**Author:** ![Jenzpwny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jenzpwny/32/6779_2.png) [@Jenzpwny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jenzpwny)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2013, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/217 "2013-04-18T09:35:47Z")

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Aw OK ballerina goats later!!

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**Author:** ![KillerBlackbird](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/killerblackbird/32/6525_2.png) [@KillerBlackbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KillerBlackbird)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2013, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/218 "2013-04-18T13:34:27Z")

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![http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5sSJxXwAmq0/SvwsXYpxcrI/AAAAAAAAAAY/mzgf4pxkFA4/s400/goat+sex.jpg](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5sSJxXwAmq0/SvwsXYpxcrI/AAAAAAAAAAY/mzgf4pxkFA4/s400/goat+sex.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2013, 2:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/219 "2013-04-18T14:28:08Z")

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> [@Read any good books lately?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/read-any-good-books-lately/30386/111):
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> I’m at work so no googling goats
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> Doesn’t work

Freeloading at home…

Getting paid to waste time on Shift at work…

Glad to see you’re a productive part of society with your hard earned money :number1

Just get out of the closet you’re in and go on unemployment. Might as well, you’re living the lifestyle.

Get _really_ tan too.

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2013, 3:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/220 "2013-04-18T15:22:34Z")

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What the fuck is your fucking problem?

I was on my fucking lunch break. I can take one of those can’t I?

I don’t want unemployment because I like to earn my money.

And for your information I do pay rent at home and I’m reponsible for paying for my own shit

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