# is there a legit fucking reason I cant use cp?

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [April 2, 2013, 6:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665 "2013-04-02T18:58:24Z")
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### Author: ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2013, 8:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/261 "2013-04-18T20:29:19Z")

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You’re like the hermit that lives in the woods and comes to town once a year when its dark and rainy and nobody sees you.

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### Author: ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2013, 8:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/262 "2013-04-18T20:29:44Z")

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> [@Woman sat on toilet for 2 years](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/woman-sat-on-toilet-for-2-years/44901/54):
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> You’re like the hermit that lives in the woods and comes to town once a year when its dark and rainy and nobody sees you.

You’re 100% right.

30 minutes.

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### Author: ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2013, 8:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/263 "2013-04-18T20:30:59Z")

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When was the last car show or meet you went to around here?

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### Author: ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2013, 8:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/264 "2013-04-18T20:35:31Z")

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> [@Governor Paterson to address state tonight. Re: budget crisis](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/governor-paterson-to-address-state-tonight-re-budget-crisis/52352/52):
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> When was the last car show or meet you went to around here?

Never once.

Next question.

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### Author: ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2013, 8:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/265 "2013-04-18T20:37:32Z")

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Sure wasn’t recent. Definitely not the last shift event even. The one you said would fail yet people are still talking about.

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### Author: ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2013, 8:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/266 "2013-04-18T20:38:11Z")

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Which btw the last shift event was a year and a half ago

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### Author: ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2013, 8:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/267 "2013-04-18T20:39:45Z")

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So paper or plastic?

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### Author: ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2013, 8:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/268 "2013-04-18T20:40:10Z")

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> [@Need more advice re 911 service complaint](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-more-advice-re-911-service-complaint/52407/11):
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> Which btw the last shift event was a year and a half ago

Wrong, not a question.

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### Author: ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2013, 8:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/269 "2013-04-18T20:40:29Z")

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> [@FS: 1985 Mustang GT (56k forget it)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1985-mustang-gt-56k-forget-it/52413/2):
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> So paper or plastic?

Hand carry.

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### Author: ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2013, 8:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/270 "2013-04-18T20:40:33Z")

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Dogs or cats?

Sheep or goats?

Blonde or brunette?

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### Author: ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2013, 8:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/271 "2013-04-18T20:41:25Z")

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> [@4:20](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-20/30408/397):
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> Dogs or cats?
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> Sheep or goats?
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> Blonde or brunette?

Catdog.

The other white meat.

Yes.

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### Author: ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2013, 8:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/272 "2013-04-18T20:42:46Z")

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A b or c?

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### Author: ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2013, 8:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/273 "2013-04-18T20:43:22Z")

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What lube is best for ass gerbils?

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### Author: ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2013, 8:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/274 "2013-04-18T20:45:44Z")

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Ever been touched by a clown?

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### Author: ![daknut93](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daknut93/32/6743_2.png) [@daknut93](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/daknut93)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2013, 8:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/275 "2013-04-18T20:47:31Z")

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Lmao

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### Author: ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2013, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/276 "2013-04-18T20:48:31Z")

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How the fuck do you get to sesame street?

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### Author: ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2013, 8:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/277 "2013-04-18T20:49:38Z")

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What does a horse say he’s hung like?

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### Author: ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2013, 8:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/278 "2013-04-18T20:51:01Z")

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What is the hokey pokey really all about?

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### Author: ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2013, 8:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/279 "2013-04-18T20:51:09Z")

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:rofl

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### Author: ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2013, 8:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/280 "2013-04-18T20:51:53Z")

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See I make people laugh

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