# is there a legit fucking reason I cant use cp? **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 2, 2013, 6:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665 "2013-04-02T18:58:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 6:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/381 "2013-04-19T18:57:06Z")
> [@Eye Surgery Step In](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eye-surgery-step-in/52428/20): > > Right. So that’s who Paul was yelling at when you said he was screaming at “other customers”? Dave, Mike, C.R.C. and the guys at A.S.S. > > You should just completely delete the intro area if we are the product you are selling to them. 95% of your “stock” gets scared off before they go through the front door. Man you’re good, detective. Nothing squeaks by you. ---
**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 6:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/382 "2013-04-19T18:59:29Z")
wtf is going on… ---
**Author:** ![Baumbauer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/baumbauer/32/6530_2.png) [@Baumbauer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Baumbauer)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/383 "2013-04-19T19:00:07Z")
> [@Eye Surgery Step In](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/eye-surgery-step-in/52428/21): > > Man you’re good, detective. > > Nothing squeaks by you. Nice come back, I can barely keep up with you vlad. Why don’t you change your story one more time? I’ve gone from a customer to a product to a detective in less than an hour. And to think, woke up this morning as a mechanc who occasionally posts on an internet forum. You’re quick to turn to sarcasm. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 7:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/384 "2013-04-19T19:46:49Z")
Did Paul really get banned for being mad that someone was purposely making his browsing experience harder for no reason and when he asked administration to administrate they just blew him off? Thats like going to a resturant not getting silverware asking for silerware and getting thrown out ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 7:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/385 "2013-04-19T19:56:16Z")
That’s not why he was banned, not that it matters. However him claiming he’s entitled to be a member on my site because he pays Time Warner and I do nothing to provide the site was humorous. :rofl ---
**Author:** ![madwabbit](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/madwabbit/32/6654_2.png) [@madwabbit](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/madwabbit)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 8:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/386 "2013-04-19T20:00:15Z")
Stop defending your poor judgement. Unban PJB. Apologize. We will all think much higher of you than we do now. You must realize you are wrong? ---
**Author:** ![Jenzpwny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jenzpwny/32/6779_2.png) [@Jenzpwny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jenzpwny)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 8:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/387 "2013-04-19T20:01:38Z")
> [@Paintball](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paintball/52397/9): > > Stop defending your poor judgement. > > Unban PJB. Apologize. > > We will all think much higher of you than we do now. You must realize you are wrong? :hug ---
**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 8:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/388 "2013-04-19T20:14:00Z")
Did pjb say that you and the boston bombers have something in common? ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 8:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/389 "2013-04-19T20:16:25Z")
> [@Paintball](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paintball/52397/9): > > Stop defending your poor judgement. > > Unban PJB. Apologize. > > We will all think much higher of you than we do now. You must realize you are wrong? Oh you’re right, I’m a giant childish dick. However your dilemma is, why would a giant childish dick actually listen to “logic” and other people’s needs AND apologize? Woah. Wouldn’t make a very good dick now would he? I don’t care how much higher you will think of a tree if it stops being a tree. That’s a tall order and wishful thinking. ---
**Author:** ![KillerBlackbird](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/killerblackbird/32/6525_2.png) [@KillerBlackbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KillerBlackbird)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 8:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/390 "2013-04-19T20:17:46Z")
For those asking why, here is a transcript starting around page 8: > [@PJB"](#): > > Who the fuck died and made you king? > > I get breaks and down time at work. Unbelievable I know. Im the only person on here who posts at work, right? Ive got a service job and sometimes have to wait between tasks due to things out of my control. Not everything falls into place like a 9-5 desk job. > > How much I pay for rent, clothes, food, insurance, truck payment, how much I make an hour, etc is absolutely none of your motherfucking business. Im not obligated to tell anybody any of that information. > > I think your real issue is that you have family members on welfare and feel the need to defend them all the time. > [@need ideas to remove a bolt with a rounded socket head?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-ideas-to-remove-a-bolt-with-a-rounded-socket-head/52403/11): > > You’re also **not obligated** to keep coming back to my site and **I’m not obligated** to have you as a member or have you enjoy products of my hard work. > > I don’t like closet freeloaders here… > [@The Great Debate (NEEDS A POLL)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-great-debate-needs-a-poll/52373/39): > > dude really stop being such a douche. > > I dont get your issue at all. I dont freeload off anybody. I have a job, make my own money and pay my own bills. I pay taxes and get robbed by the government on each paycheck, usually $700+ on each check and more than half of that is going to shitbag welfare collectors. > > Just because your mother didnt hug you enough when you were little doesnt mean you have to take it out on me. > [@FS: Garage SaLe!! Everything CheAp!! Hockey, Car, Video Stuff](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-garage-sale-everything-cheap-hockey-car-video-stuff/51290/33): > > You don’t understand and you won’t understand. > > Why you ask questions if you don’t care for an answer? > > I could literally tell you any justification right now and you won’t be happy. > > :ponder > > Enjoy! > [@Looking for New Ice Skates](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-new-ice-skates/52062/14): > > The only answer I want is what the fuck is your fucking issue? > > **_YOU DO NOT PAY MY FUCKING BILLS AND I DO NOT GET ANYTHING FROM YOUR PAYCHECK. I DO NOT GET ANY HELP FROM THE GOVERNMENT EITHER._** > [@How I totaled Dex's Bike](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/78): > > Where do you think Shift comes from? > > Fairies? > > God, you’re so far up your rabbit hole you can’t even fathom how the world works. > > And yes you do get help from the government, we all do in one way or another. > > Ponder on that. > > Edit: I forgot that you’re the gift to this country, we should all be happy to have you :rofl > > :bowdown > > Edit X2: Pink is a cute touch, **_REALLY_** gets the point across. > [@How I totaled Dex's Bike](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/82): > > I pay for the internet so whats your point there? > > How is the government helping me when Im paying them? I pay taxes and dont get a welfare check. > > And you noticed the pink so therefore it worked. It got noticed. > [@Vovchandr"](#): > > Your paycheck for internet ≠ where shift comes from > > :rofl > > And you really have no idea how taxes and government works. > [@Post here if you love Southern Girls, Drawls, Farmers daughters with low standards](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-here-if-you-love-southern-girls-drawls-farmers-daughters-with-low-standards/52410/19): > > wtf? > > I pay Time Warner, not the government for my internet. > [@Governor Paterson to address state tonight. Re: budget crisis](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/governor-paterson-to-address-state-tonight-re-budget-crisis/52352/40): > > So Time Warner provides Shift for you? Covers server costs? Takes care of getting new members? Management? Fixes the site when it goes down? > > Man for a guy who’s against handouts you sure like free sites. > > Would it make you feel better if I send you a bill for Shift? We all know you _love_ paying your bills. > [@Guiness record set in an Evo VIII](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guiness-record-set-in-an-evo-viii/52357/17): > > So now who wants a handout? > [@Sunoco 93 \> Mobil 93](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sunoco-93-mobil-93/52400/33): > > Handout? For providing you with a service? Are you fucking serious right now? > > Goddamn you’re ignorant. > > Just leave, I don’t want you here, freeloading off me and making communist comments as you’re getting a free product. > > Go, or you shall be banned for being an ignorant idiot. > [@Sunoco 93 \> Mobil 93](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sunoco-93-mobil-93/52400/34): > > You act like you built a fucking empire. Its a fucking local car/bullshit site. > [@Post here if you love Southern Girls, Drawls, Farmers daughters with low standards](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-here-if-you-love-southern-girls-drawls-farmers-daughters-with-low-standards/52410/22): > > I mean seriously you can’t take any negative comments but can spew them out and berate me constantly and don’t expect me to come back with something? > [@Governor Paterson to address state tonight. Re: budget crisis](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/governor-paterson-to-address-state-tonight-re-budget-crisis/52352/43): > > Tell me exactly what do you provide for me? > > I dont need you. > > You need me. > > You ungrateful ass. > > You got an hour left before you’re banned. > > Enjoy! > > :number1 ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/391 "2013-04-19T20:19:14Z")
:number1 ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 8:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/392 "2013-04-19T20:56:03Z")
I kind of feel bad for you dude ---
**Author:** ![daknut93](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daknut93/32/6743_2.png) [@daknut93](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/daknut93)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 9:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/393 "2013-04-19T21:28:44Z")
So laul got banned for defending himself when some one would just sit there constantly poke at him? Hmm ---
**Author:** ![daknut93](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daknut93/32/6743_2.png) [@daknut93](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/daknut93)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 9:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/394 "2013-04-19T21:33:55Z")
> [@FS: 2001 S4 $9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-2001-s4-9000/52401/9): > > Its like playing rough with a dog and then shooting it when your face gets scratched. THIS. ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 9:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/395 "2013-04-19T21:36:24Z")
What a DICK. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_123](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin_123/32/6478_2.png) [@Justin\_123](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin_123)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 9:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/396 "2013-04-19T21:40:01Z")
> [@FS: CTR REPLICA WING\>\>\>DUH!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-ctr-replica-wing-duh/52431/8): > > I kind of feel bad for you dude I was thinking the same thing. ---
**Author:** ![Yetti\_VR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yetti_vr/32/6357_2.png) [@Yetti\_VR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yetti_VR)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 9:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/397 "2013-04-19T21:42:49Z")
Vlad you ok bro?.. Your confusing as fuck right now… We’ve talked about this before if you really feel like you’re getting nothing out of this not even appreciation why not just shut the site down? serious question not trying to be a dick ---
**Author:** ![car\_ramrod](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/car_ramrod/32/6441_2.png) [@car\_ramrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/car_ramrod)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 5:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/398 "2013-04-20T05:24:06Z")
> [@Boys: Boxers, Briefs, or Boxer Briefs...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boys-boxers-briefs-or-boxer-briefs/52387/113): > > Oh you’re right, I’m a giant childish dick. > > However your dilemma is, why would a giant childish dick actually listen to “logic” and other people’s needs AND apologize? > > Woah. Wouldn’t make a very good dick now would he? > > I don’t care how much higher you will think of a tree if it stops being a tree. That’s a tall order and wishful thinking. What in the ever fucking fuck are you rambling about? You are the only one on “your side” of this argument. Find one person here to support what you are saying…yet we are the ones that are wrong about this. ---
**Author:** ![JSEnclosures](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jsenclosures/32/6678_2.png) [@JSEnclosures](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JSEnclosures)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 6:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/399 "2013-04-20T06:33:57Z")
> [@Paintball](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paintball/52397/9): > > Stop defending your poor judgement. > > Unban PJB. Apologize. > > We will all think much higher of you than we do now. You must realize you are wrong? Truth ---
**Author:** ![madwabbit](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/madwabbit/32/6654_2.png) [@madwabbit](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/madwabbit)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 6:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/400 "2013-04-20T06:49:45Z")
![http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/04/20/zu2yqe2y.jpg](http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/04/20/zu2yqe2y.jpg) Vlad is NOT being communistic… ![http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/04/20/y4y4ehu9.jpg](http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/04/20/y4y4ehu9.jpg) ![http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/04/20/e9ade4e2.jpg](http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/04/20/e9ade4e2.jpg) :closeenough: [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665.md?page=19) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665.md?page=21)