# is there a legit fucking reason I cant use cp?

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**Created:** [April 2, 2013, 6:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665 "2013-04-02T18:58:24Z")\
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**Author:** ![KillerBlackbird](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/killerblackbird/32/6525_2.png) [@KillerBlackbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KillerBlackbird)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 8:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-there-a-legit-fucking-reason-i-cant-use-cp/266665/390 "2013-04-19T20:17:46Z")

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For those asking why, here is a transcript starting around page 8:

> [@PJB"](#):
>
> Who the fuck died and made you king?
> 
> I get breaks and down time at work. Unbelievable I know. Im the only person on here who posts at work, right? Ive got a service job and sometimes have to wait between tasks due to things out of my control. Not everything falls into place like a 9-5 desk job.
> 
> How much I pay for rent, clothes, food, insurance, truck payment, how much I make an hour, etc is absolutely none of your motherfucking business. Im not obligated to tell anybody any of that information.
> 
> I think your real issue is that you have family members on welfare and feel the need to defend them all the time.

> [@need ideas to remove a bolt with a rounded socket head?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-ideas-to-remove-a-bolt-with-a-rounded-socket-head/52403/11):
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> You’re also **not obligated** to keep coming back to my site and **I’m not obligated** to have you as a member or have you enjoy products of my hard work.
> 
> I don’t like closet freeloaders here…

> [@The Great Debate (NEEDS A POLL)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-great-debate-needs-a-poll/52373/39):
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> dude really stop being such a douche.
> 
> I dont get your issue at all. I dont freeload off anybody. I have a job, make my own money and pay my own bills. I pay taxes and get robbed by the government on each paycheck, usually $700+ on each check and more than half of that is going to shitbag welfare collectors.
> 
> Just because your mother didnt hug you enough when you were little doesnt mean you have to take it out on me.

> [@FS: Garage SaLe!! Everything CheAp!! Hockey, Car, Video Stuff](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-garage-sale-everything-cheap-hockey-car-video-stuff/51290/33):
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> You don’t understand and you won’t understand.
> 
> Why you ask questions if you don’t care for an answer?
> 
> I could literally tell you any justification right now and you won’t be happy.
> 
> :ponder
> 
> Enjoy!

> [@Looking for New Ice Skates](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-new-ice-skates/52062/14):
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> The only answer I want is what the fuck is your fucking issue?
> 
> **_YOU DO NOT PAY MY FUCKING BILLS AND I DO NOT GET ANYTHING FROM YOUR PAYCHECK. I DO NOT GET ANY HELP FROM THE GOVERNMENT EITHER._**

> [@How I totaled Dex's Bike](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/78):
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> Where do you think Shift comes from?
> 
> Fairies?
> 
> God, you’re so far up your rabbit hole you can’t even fathom how the world works.
> 
> And yes you do get help from the government, we all do in one way or another.
> 
> Ponder on that.
> 
> Edit: I forgot that you’re the gift to this country, we should all be happy to have you :rofl
> 
> :bowdown
> 
> Edit X2: Pink is a cute touch, **_REALLY_** gets the point across.

> [@How I totaled Dex's Bike](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-i-totaled-dexs-bike/52167/82):
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> I pay for the internet so whats your point there?
> 
> How is the government helping me when Im paying them? I pay taxes and dont get a welfare check.
> 
> And you noticed the pink so therefore it worked. It got noticed.

> [@Vovchandr"](#):
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> Your paycheck for internet ≠ where shift comes from
> 
> :rofl
> 
> And you really have no idea how taxes and government works.

> [@Post here if you love Southern Girls, Drawls, Farmers daughters with low standards](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-here-if-you-love-southern-girls-drawls-farmers-daughters-with-low-standards/52410/19):
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> wtf?
> 
> I pay Time Warner, not the government for my internet.

> [@Governor Paterson to address state tonight. Re: budget crisis](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/governor-paterson-to-address-state-tonight-re-budget-crisis/52352/40):
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> So Time Warner provides Shift for you? Covers server costs? Takes care of getting new members? Management? Fixes the site when it goes down?
> 
> Man for a guy who’s against handouts you sure like free sites.
> 
> Would it make you feel better if I send you a bill for Shift? We all know you _love_ paying your bills.

> [@Guiness record set in an Evo VIII](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guiness-record-set-in-an-evo-viii/52357/17):
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> So now who wants a handout?

> [@Sunoco 93 \> Mobil 93](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sunoco-93-mobil-93/52400/33):
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> Handout? For providing you with a service? Are you fucking serious right now?
> 
> Goddamn you’re ignorant.
> 
> Just leave, I don’t want you here, freeloading off me and making communist comments as you’re getting a free product.
> 
> Go, or you shall be banned for being an ignorant idiot.

> [@Sunoco 93 \> Mobil 93](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sunoco-93-mobil-93/52400/34):
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> You act like you built a fucking empire. Its a fucking local car/bullshit site.

> [@Post here if you love Southern Girls, Drawls, Farmers daughters with low standards](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-here-if-you-love-southern-girls-drawls-farmers-daughters-with-low-standards/52410/22):
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> I mean seriously you can’t take any negative comments but can spew them out and berate me constantly and don’t expect me to come back with something?

> [@Governor Paterson to address state tonight. Re: budget crisis](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/governor-paterson-to-address-state-tonight-re-budget-crisis/52352/43):
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> Tell me exactly what do you provide for me?
> 
> I dont need you.
> 
> You need me.
> 
> You ungrateful ass.
> 
> You got an hour left before you’re banned.
> 
> Enjoy!
> 
> :number1

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