# It wasn't me this time! **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 27, 2006, 6:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/it-wasnt-me-this-time/186458 "2006-11-27T06:37:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![berad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/berad/32/5953_2.png) [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2006, 6:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/it-wasnt-me-this-time/186458/1 "2006-11-27T06:37:05Z")
> To: Pgh Office > Subject: Toilet Paper = A Happy Commode > Please Keep Hand Towels Out of Our Toilets > The building maintenance supervisor and several of the building engineers have informed me that people are trying to flush paper towels down the toilets in the firm’s restrooms. This has occurred especially often in the xxth floor handicap restroom. As you may well know, paper towels do not flush very well, subsequently causing the toilet to clog and often over-flow. > Not only does this cause an unsanitary environment and considerable inconvenience for those needing to use the restroom, it also creates unnecessary expenses. Therefore, please refrain from attempting to flush paper towels down the toilet. :bowrofl: Just what I like to see on Monday morning. ---
**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2006, 6:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/it-wasnt-me-this-time/186458/2 "2006-11-27T06:45:00Z")
classic ---
**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2006, 7:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/it-wasnt-me-this-time/186458/3 "2006-11-27T07:30:30Z")
U office fags ---
**Author:** ![berad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/berad/32/5953_2.png) [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2006, 8:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/it-wasnt-me-this-time/186458/4 "2006-11-27T08:03:08Z")
> [@FS: 1997 Chevy Cavalier](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1997-chevy-cavalier/26088/9): > > U office fags hey how was your gay cruise? Looks like you met alot of guys, congrats! ---
**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2006, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/it-wasnt-me-this-time/186458/5 "2006-11-27T08:10:15Z")
> [@anyone have a heatgun I can use?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-have-a-heatgun-i-can-use/26114/2): > > hey how was your gay cruise? Looks like you met alot of guys, congrats! No cruise. What guys? Do u even know what ur talking about learch? ---
**Author:** ![berad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/berad/32/5953_2.png) [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2006, 8:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/it-wasnt-me-this-time/186458/6 "2006-11-27T08:14:28Z")
> [@Kahlon laptop batteries?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kahlon-laptop-batteries/26109/3): > > No cruise. > What guys? > Do u even know what ur talking about learch? All I need to know is when you were away I didn’t have to read all your bullshit and I’d like to keep it that way. ---
**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2006, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/it-wasnt-me-this-time/186458/7 "2006-11-27T08:29:15Z")
> [@Dish / DirecTV + Sabres](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dish-directv-sabres/26058/36): > > All I need to know is when you were away I didn’t have to read all your bullshit and I’d like to keep it that way. All i know is i don’t give a fuck what u had to or didn’t have to read,u don’t like what i post then block me. Besides…i am done with that…for the most part.:tool: 💏 ---
**Author:** ![ZEX350Z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/87869e/32.png) [@ZEX350Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ZEX350Z)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2006, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/it-wasnt-me-this-time/186458/8 "2006-11-27T08:35:08Z")
be\_fag WTF are you talking about? You are the worst internet fighter evar! ---
**Author:** ![F-B-A](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/f-b-a/32/6022_2.png) [@F-B-A](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/F-B-A)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2006, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/it-wasnt-me-this-time/186458/9 "2006-11-27T08:55:10Z")
Nice, wheres the tampons in the toilet memo? ---
**Author:** ![berad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/berad/32/5953_2.png) [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2006, 9:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/it-wasnt-me-this-time/186458/10 "2006-11-27T09:46:39Z")
> [@anyone have a heatgun I can use?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-have-a-heatgun-i-can-use/26114/6): > > All i know is i don’t give a fuck what u had to or didn’t have to read,u don’t like what i post then block me. Besides…i am done with that…for the most part.:tool: 💏 Can’t block, I must moderate. > [@Anyone golf?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-golf/25942/40): > > be\_fag WTF are you talking about? You are the worst internet fighter evar! This isn’t e-fighting > [@FS: 92 jeep wrangler](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-92-jeep-wrangler/26099/5): > > Nice, wheres the tampons in the toilet memo? I think that is what was being implied :eek: dirty girls :embarassd ---
**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2006, 9:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/it-wasnt-me-this-time/186458/11 "2006-11-27T09:55:37Z")
> [@Bathroom laws- One that I don't get](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bathroom-laws-one-that-i-dont-get/26102/15): > > Can’t block, I must moderate. > > This isn’t e-fighting > > I think that is what was being implied :eek: dirty girls :embarassd Wwell u suck at theeeee moderating:bigthumb: 🍺 ---
**Author:** ![F-B-A](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/f-b-a/32/6022_2.png) [@F-B-A](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/F-B-A)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2006, 10:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/it-wasnt-me-this-time/186458/12 "2006-11-27T10:01:50Z")
well then they should have specified, called them feminine diapers, wipes, or supplies instead of paper towels :doh: