# ITS A FUCKING CELBRATION BITCHES!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 26, 2013, 10:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-a-fucking-celbration-bitches/266887 "2013-04-26T10:41:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Yetti\_VR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yetti_vr/32/6357_2.png) [@Yetti\_VR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yetti_VR)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 10:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-a-fucking-celbration-bitches/266887/1 "2013-04-26T10:41:26Z")
So today is officially a glorious day. jenzfupa left (sorry vladypoo we scared another “product” away)… [quote=“Jenzpwny”"] Ya fuck this shit, this place isn’t worth it. [/quote] AND PJB IS BACK… YEA this deserves its own thread you fuckin fags… so now go fist your loose ass benny in celebration of these glorious events. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 10:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-a-fucking-celbration-bitches/266887/2 "2013-04-26T10:42:02Z")
![http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/34233906.jpg](http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/34233906.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![TracEy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tracey/32/6561_2.png) [@TracEy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TracEy)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-a-fucking-celbration-bitches/266887/3 "2013-04-26T10:43:56Z")
SHIT- did PJB get to ride in her bustang before she left?!?!? I hope he PM’d his number before she deletes her account ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Yetti\_VR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yetti_vr/32/6357_2.png) [@Yetti\_VR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yetti_VR)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-a-fucking-celbration-bitches/266887/4 "2013-04-26T10:45:47Z")
ooo good point trace… hey brownjb get her digits kid… then you and failvis can be Eskimo brothers… lol ---
**Author:** ![usmc2801](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/usmc2801/32/6387_2.png) [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 10:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-a-fucking-celbration-bitches/266887/5 "2013-04-26T10:51:52Z")
> [@July 31, 2008. Beer. Tap Room. 9.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/july-31-2008-beer-tap-room-9/52460/192): > > ooo good point trace… hey **brownjb** get her digits kid… then you and failvis can be Eskimo brothers… lol 🤣rofl:rofl +rep. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 2:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-a-fucking-celbration-bitches/266887/6 "2013-04-26T14:17:56Z")
Im not brown, Im white and dont need numbers when Ive got two phones of my own motherfuckers ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 2:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-a-fucking-celbration-bitches/266887/7 "2013-04-26T14:27:23Z")
I’m sorry, but I’ve been reading Paul’s posts since he came back and… holy fucking shit, Shift would not be the same without him. It really SUCKED when he was banned. Can we please never do that again unless absolutely necessary and as a last resort? There are some key people on this forum that I associate to it in a big way, PJB is one of them. Pretty much all my OG’s. I love you guys. I missed you. That is all. ---
**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 2:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-a-fucking-celbration-bitches/266887/8 "2013-04-26T14:28:00Z")
Wow why don’t you just suck his fucking dick while you’re at it. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 2:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-a-fucking-celbration-bitches/266887/9 "2013-04-26T14:28:25Z")
Nope, all the old guys. Missed them all. Would be too many dicks. ---
**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 2:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-a-fucking-celbration-bitches/266887/10 "2013-04-26T14:29:25Z")
No such thing. Ask JENSUCKSALOT ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 2:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-a-fucking-celbration-bitches/266887/11 "2013-04-26T14:29:36Z")
her boyfriend would beat me up at the gym if she did that ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 2:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-a-fucking-celbration-bitches/266887/12 "2013-04-26T14:29:40Z")
:rofl It really never gets old. ---
**Author:** ![dc2nick](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dc2nick/32/6289_2.png) [@dc2nick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dc2nick)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 6:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-a-fucking-celbration-bitches/266887/13 "2013-04-26T18:23:54Z")
> [@FS: Huge Garage Sale / Sidewalk Sale Tools Housewares Toys EVERYTHING!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-huge-garage-sale-sidewalk-sale-tools-housewares-toys-everything/52500/17): > > her boyfriend would beat me up at the gym if she did that Y would he beat you if she sucked ur dick? She’s cheating on him. Not you ---
**Author:** ![518\_woodman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/518_woodman/32/6769_2.png) [@518\_woodman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/518_woodman)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 6:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-a-fucking-celbration-bitches/266887/14 "2013-04-26T18:29:23Z")
lmao. you guys are awsome! ---
**Author:** ![big\_red](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/big_red/32/6328_2.png) [@big\_red](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/big_red)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 6:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-a-fucking-celbration-bitches/266887/15 "2013-04-26T18:30:01Z")
> [@FS: Huge Garage Sale / Sidewalk Sale Tools Housewares Toys EVERYTHING!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-huge-garage-sale-sidewalk-sale-tools-housewares-toys-everything/52500/16): > > Nope, all the old guys. Missed them all. Would be too many dicks. fuck off you dirty whore :wow ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 8:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-a-fucking-celbration-bitches/266887/16 "2013-04-26T20:08:59Z")
> [@Overnight Dry Cleaning](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/overnight-dry-cleaning/52519/5): > > Y would he beat you if she sucked ur dick? She’s cheating on him. Not you thats the way some guys are. ---
**Author:** ![QuickLT1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/eada6e/32.png) [@QuickLT1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/QuickLT1)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 8:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-a-fucking-celbration-bitches/266887/17 "2013-04-26T20:30:00Z")
> [@B\*TCH WHAT?!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/b-tch-what/52504/23): > > I’m sorry, but I’ve been reading Paul’s posts since he came back and… holy fucking shit, Shift would not be the same without him. It really SUCKED when he was banned. Can we please never do that again unless absolutely necessary and as a last resort? There are some key people on this forum that I associate to it in a big way, PJB is one of them. Pretty much all my OG’s. I love you guys. I missed you. That is all. PJB is shift518 is PJB. See what I did there? One of those fucking gay things some of you pole smokers do all the time. Suck dicks! ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-a-fucking-celbration-bitches/266887/18 "2013-04-26T21:02:09Z")
> [@Theme of the week: Decapitation](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/theme-of-the-week-decapitation/52520/10): > > fuck off you dirty whore > > :wow Well… jeez. 😢 ---
**Author:** ![big\_red](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/big_red/32/6328_2.png) [@big\_red](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/big_red)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 9:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-a-fucking-celbration-bitches/266887/19 "2013-04-26T21:32:37Z")
> [@Random Picture Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-picture-thread/34324/469): > > Well… jeez. 😢 crybaby:lol ---
**Author:** ![JiM\_P\_2001](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jim_p_2001/32/6364_2.png) [@JiM\_P\_2001](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JiM_P_2001)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2013, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-a-fucking-celbration-bitches/266887/20 "2013-04-27T13:42:05Z")
There’s a lot of cocksucking faggotry going on in here. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-a-fucking-celbration-bitches/266887.md?page=2)