# It's like Tomacco only better

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**Created:** [March 18, 2010, 6:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-like-tomacco-only-better/151735 "2010-03-18T06:01:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2010, 6:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-like-tomacco-only-better/151735/1 "2010-03-18T06:01:20Z")

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> Oakdale, CA: Scientists at Montsaint Genie Tech Inc. announced today that they have successfully transferred the gene segment that produces the psychotropic chemical THC in cannabis plants to many other common garden plants, including tomatoes, cucumbers, lettuce, carrots, and more.  
> “We probably can put the THC segment into almost any plant in existence,” says lead scientist Rebeca Vale. “It’s a very simple process. We are starting work on oak and maple trees now.”  
> Asked if the resulting plants could be used in ways similar to cannabis, Vale replied, “Well, you can’t make twine out of a tomato plant, but if someone were to dry it and smoke it, all of the medicinal and psychotropic effects of marijuana would be present. And what’s more, we have learned that tomatoes, in particular, actually produce more THC than cannabis itself.”  
> But is it legal? “Actually, yes,” says Vale. “Our research qualifies as GMO ‘intellectual property’, as does the process itself. Since tomatoes and other plants are not illegal, a person would be well within the law to grow them and use them as they please.”  
> Vale says that her company is working on a spray that will transfer the segment to many plants simply by spraying the leaves of seedlings.  
> “It’s a very simple process,” she says. “Anyone can do it. We plan to start selling the spray – ‘Genie Mist’ – in a matter of weeks. One bottle will sell for five dollars and be capable of treating 6,000 seedlings.”  
> But how do the tomatoes taste? “Scrumptious,” Vale says. “But, of course, they are best when roasted.”

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**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2010, 6:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-like-tomacco-only-better/151735/2 "2010-03-18T06:16:51Z")

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lol.

Now they need to make a tomato that tastes like bacon.

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2010, 6:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-like-tomacco-only-better/151735/3 "2010-03-18T06:22:35Z")

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that’s awesome!

government will just change the laws to make that shit illegal though

wait, june 3 2009? FAIL

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**Author:** ![ghost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f04885/32.png) [@ghost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ghost)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2010, 6:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-like-tomacco-only-better/151735/4 "2010-03-18T06:48:06Z")

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sadly… it’s a hoax… company name does not exist in state of CA and no such product name showing in 7 different search engines ☹

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**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2010, 6:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-like-tomacco-only-better/151735/5 "2010-03-18T06:53:00Z")

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only time will tell

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**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2010, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-like-tomacco-only-better/151735/6 "2010-03-18T10:04:21Z")

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Aw and I got all excited…

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2010, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-like-tomacco-only-better/151735/7 "2010-03-18T10:21:57Z")

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You would

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**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2010, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-like-tomacco-only-better/151735/8 "2010-03-18T10:24:12Z")

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Monsanto could probably do this. They did it with just about everything else plant related. Monsanto is definitely and evil corporation however I could see them losing support in the federal government and FDA if this went through.

They were successful in creating a terminator gene which renders the seeds of plants sterile. One planted their seedlings are useless forcing you to buy more seeds.
