# Its not a weasel!

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**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [June 8, 2011, 3:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-not-a-weasel/213274 "2011-06-08T15:03:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![9c1ny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9c1ny/32/5050_2.png) [@9c1ny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9c1ny)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 3:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-not-a-weasel/213274/1 "2011-06-08T15:03:58Z")

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[http://www.statesmanjournal.com/article/20110608/UPDATE/110608023/1001](http://www.statesmanjournal.com/article/20110608/UPDATE/110608023/1001)

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**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 5:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-not-a-weasel/213274/2 "2011-06-08T17:08:40Z")

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Lol how random.

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**Author:** ![L8APEX1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/l8apex1/32/7276_2.png) [@L8APEX1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/L8APEX1)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 6:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-not-a-weasel/213274/3 "2011-06-08T18:07:00Z")

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> [@Snip](#):
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> A marten is a Member of the weasel family

Why yes, yes it is.

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**Author:** ![Jeller](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bc8723/32.png) [@Jeller](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeller)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 6:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-not-a-weasel/213274/4 "2011-06-08T18:09:54Z")

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“Why are you carrying a weasel?”

LOL^

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**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2011, 9:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-not-a-weasel/213274/5 "2011-06-09T09:12:33Z")

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I saw this yesterday and lol’d

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**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2011, 10:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-not-a-weasel/213274/6 "2011-06-09T10:12:37Z")

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Hahahahaha I couldn’t imagine the cop having to take this report.

> The victim asked, “Why are you carrying a weasel?” Police said the attacker answered, “It’s not a weasel, it’s a marten,” then punched him in the nose and fled.

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**Author:** ![Hass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/51bf81/32.png) [@Hass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hass)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2011, 2:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-not-a-weasel/213274/7 "2011-06-09T14:05:01Z")

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> [@boxxa](#):
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> Hahahahaha I couldn’t imagine the cop having to take this report.

^^ lol