# It's over **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 23, 2005, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-over/177235 "2005-09-23T10:31:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![2toneishot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2toneishot/32/6010_2.png) [@2toneishot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2toneishot)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-over/177235/1 "2005-09-23T10:31:11Z")
Dear Husband: \>I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving \>you for good. I’ve been a good woman to you for seven years \>and I have nothing to show for it. \>These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to \>tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the \>last straw. Last week, you came home and didn’t notice that \>I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal \>and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in \>two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. \>You don’t tell me you love me anymore, you don’t touch me or \>any thing. Either you’re cheating or you don’t love me anymore, \>whatever the case is, I’m gone. \>P.S. If you’re trying to find me, don’t. Your BROTHER and I are \>moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! \>Your EX-Wife \>Dear Ex-Wife: \>Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true \>that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good \>woman is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch sports so much to \>try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn’t work. \>I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first \>thing that came to mind was “You look just like a man!” My mother \>raised me to not say anything if you can’t say anything nice. When \>you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with \>MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. \>I went to sleep with you when you had on that new negligee and the \>price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my \>brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your \>negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt \>that we could work it out. \>So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, \>I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home \>you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have \>the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that \>you wrote, you won’t get a dime from me. So take care. \>P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this but Carl, MY BROTHER was born \>Carla. I hope that’s not a problem. \>Signed Rich As Hell and Free! ---
**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-over/177235/2 "2005-09-23T10:32:52Z")
404 ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-over/177235/3 "2005-09-23T10:33:11Z")
ok™ ---
**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-over/177235/4 "2005-09-23T10:33:21Z")
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-over/177235/5 "2005-09-23T10:33:29Z")
funny not found ---
**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 10:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-over/177235/6 "2005-09-23T10:34:02Z")
I thought it was pretty funny :dunno: ---
**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 10:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-over/177235/7 "2005-09-23T10:34:48Z")
> [@77rednecktruck](#): > > I thought it was pretty funny :dunno: you’re also a dumb redneck :dunno: ---
**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-over/177235/8 "2005-09-23T10:35:19Z")
> [@fshowcars](#): > > you’re also a dumb redneck :dunno: shut it, hippie 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-over/177235/9 "2005-09-23T10:36:44Z")
> [@fshowcars](#): > > you’re also a dumb redneck :dunno: & drive a pos truck :kekegay: ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-over/177235/10 "2005-09-23T10:45:14Z")
> [@77rednecktruck](#): > > I thought it was pretty funny :dunno: :slap: ---
**Author:** ![oneslowbowtie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/d78d45/32.png) [@oneslowbowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/oneslowbowtie)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-over/177235/11 "2005-09-23T11:50:47Z")
> [@PewterSS](#): > > & drive a pos truck :kekegay: fuckin A right ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-over/177235/12 "2005-09-23T11:51:56Z")
you have a husband? ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-over/177235/13 "2005-09-23T12:23:19Z")
> [@BlkP42E](#): > > you have a husband? me no. just u as a side piece!:gaysex: ---
**Author:** ![VictorSmalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/victorsmalls/32/5944_2.png) [@VictorSmalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/VictorSmalls)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 3:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-over/177235/14 "2005-09-23T15:50:52Z")
Nice ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 4:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-over/177235/15 "2005-09-23T16:02:43Z")
![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v205/lshawelu/asianballs.gif](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v205/lshawelu/asianballs.gif) ---
**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 4:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-over/177235/16 "2005-09-23T16:08:21Z")
:itr41: ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-over/177235/17 "2005-09-23T16:19:24Z")
> [@unicorn](#): > > :itr41: