# I've got the hookup ;)

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**Category:** SON240sx Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 17, 2007, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ive-got-the-hookup/109515 "2007-09-17T11:08:58Z")\
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**Author:** ![Solarian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solarian/32/5514_2.png) [@Solarian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Solarian)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2007, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ive-got-the-hookup/109515/1 "2007-09-17T11:08:58Z")

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Ever since I started work, I keep getting these awesome hookups, they just show up out of nowhere. I just come into work, open my Inbox, and there they are, hookup upon hookup.  
There are atleast 10 friendly Nigerian businessmen offering me large inheritances, if I sum them up, that shit adds up to a good 20 mil. I saw an Aston Martin at lunch today, and I laughed knowing that weeks from now my Nigerian inheritance would be coming in, and I’d have a better car than him 😉  
Not just that! OEM Software, Viagra, Weight Loss Pills, High End Luxury Watches, Penis Enlargement! I’ve got it all at my fingertips. I get a good 150 emails a DAY. I can keep buying and selling this shit until it makes me even more money than the Nigerian inheritance.  
And that’s not even everything! I’ve become a total player, I get like a good 10 emails a day from girls who’s names I don’t even know telling me they’re my secret admirers and they want to meet up.

What can I say? I’ve got it made 😉  
Anyone else want in, give me your email, I’ll see what I can do about getting some of these elite hookup emails your way. Maybe in a few months from now you could have millions like me too.

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**Author:** ![S13GG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/s13gg/32/5506_2.png) [@S13GG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/S13GG)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2007, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ive-got-the-hookup/109515/2 "2007-09-17T12:00:00Z")

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careful with those online perscriptions, may contain cyanide, depleted uranium amoungst other harmful (helpful if you want to die) chemicals…

By the Way, the only spam I get is from those loser’s “fall out boy” begging me to attend their concert.

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**Author:** ![Solarian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solarian/32/5514_2.png) [@Solarian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Solarian)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2007, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ive-got-the-hookup/109515/3 "2007-09-17T12:08:47Z")

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Haha, seriously? I like Fallout Boy ☹ That’s actually semi-useful spam, unlike my merely amusing spam.

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**Author:** ![S13GG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/s13gg/32/5506_2.png) [@S13GG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/S13GG)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2007, 12:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ive-got-the-hookup/109515/4 "2007-09-17T12:10:02Z")

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> [@GM offering 0% for 72 months on every car except Vette](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gm-offering-0-for-72-months-on-every-car-except-vette/14079/18):
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> Haha, seriously? I like Fallout Boy ☹ That’s actually semi-useful spam, unlike my merely amusing spam.

Yeah, they aren’t bad, until they relentlessly spam you.

PM me your address and I will forward you 2 weeks worth of crap.