# Janice, I'M FALLING!

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**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 14, 2007, 8:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/janice-im-falling/33887 "2007-08-14T20:59:36Z")\
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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2007, 9:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/janice-im-falling/33887/33 "2007-08-15T09:54:09Z")

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Don’t eat less, that requires effort. Just have your parents drop tens of thousands on surgery. Then when you keep eating too much, have them take you outside the country for more surgery.

> **[Lipo at 12, Now a Stomach Band](http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/OnCall/story?id=3481336&page=1)**
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> A Texas family that attracted national attention — and controversy — for letting its overweight 12-year-old daughter undergo liposuction has gone one step further.
> Brooke Bates, 13, has gotten a gastric lap band surgically placed around her stomach...

And to think all this time I’ve avoided becoming a fatass by balancing how much I eat with how much I do. What a sucker I am.

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