# January Beat This Caption Contest! **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 4, 2012, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/january-beat-this-caption-contest/262147 "2012-01-04T09:43:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/january-beat-this-caption-contest/262147/1 "2012-01-04T09:43:51Z")
![http://www.mikeestepband.com/images/captions/scream.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/a/8/a8bf0c5a014629b3fc57dce5a01160e2a35de665.jpeg) **“We are out of NOODLES”** Previous Month. Winning Caption by: REDWGN [quote=“REDWGN”"] ![http://i.imgur.com/kioRK.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/c/6/c6316b9ad190e520350d3d404d447df1e9c79ed9.jpeg) [/quote] Link [http://www.shift518.com/showthread.php?t=27628](http://www.shift518.com/showthread.php?t=27628) ---
**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 8:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/january-beat-this-caption-contest/262147/2 "2012-01-04T20:17:21Z")
Bukkake pweaze. ---
**Author:** ![RTrac1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rtrac1/32/6312_2.png) [@RTrac1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RTrac1)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2012, 6:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/january-beat-this-caption-contest/262147/3 "2012-01-05T06:13:22Z")
![http://www.mikeestepband.com/images/captions/scream.jpg](http://www.mikeestepband.com/images/captions/scream.jpg) **“I’M A LITTLE TEA CUP SHORT AND STOUT!!!”** ---
**Author:** ![DannyboyUpstate](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dannyboyupstate/32/6313_2.png) [@DannyboyUpstate](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DannyboyUpstate)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2012, 6:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/january-beat-this-caption-contest/262147/4 "2012-01-05T06:31:26Z")
“Introducing your NEW SUPREME COMMANDER: Kim Jong Un!!!” ---
**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2012, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/january-beat-this-caption-contest/262147/5 "2012-01-05T10:48:07Z")
[ame][http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKSTdCyI-P4[/ame]](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKSTdCyI-P4%5B/ame%5D) “gODZILLA!!!” ---
**Author:** ![REDWGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redwgn/32/6695_2.png) [@REDWGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/REDWGN)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2012, 11:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/january-beat-this-caption-contest/262147/6 "2012-01-05T11:18:47Z")
**_REDWGN walks into the room and whips his dick out_** ![http://www.mikeestepband.com/images/captions/scream.jpg](http://www.mikeestepband.com/images/captions/scream.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2012, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/january-beat-this-caption-contest/262147/7 "2012-01-05T11:54:10Z")
“YOUUU AMERICAN PENIS SOOOO BIG” ![http://www.mikeestepband.com/images/captions/scream.jpg](http://www.mikeestepband.com/images/captions/scream.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![KillerBlackbird](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/killerblackbird/32/6525_2.png) [@KillerBlackbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KillerBlackbird)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2012, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/january-beat-this-caption-contest/262147/8 "2012-01-05T12:23:12Z")
> [@Electric RC Helicopters](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/electric-rc-helicopters/47590/27): > > ![http://www.mikeestepband.com/images/captions/scream.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/a/8/a8bf0c5a014629b3fc57dce5a01160e2a35de665.jpeg) “OH BOB SAGET!!!” ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2012, 3:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/january-beat-this-caption-contest/262147/9 "2012-01-05T15:28:58Z")
U put a 2jz in whattttttttt ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2012, 4:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/january-beat-this-caption-contest/262147/10 "2012-01-05T16:07:41Z")
“Where’s Jeong? Asian Edition” ---
**Author:** ![Mike3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike3/32/6350_2.png) [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/january-beat-this-caption-contest/262147/11 "2012-01-06T13:27:40Z")
need fix pic! ---
**Author:** ![b-ri](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/b-ri/32/6376_2.png) [@b-ri](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/b-ri)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/january-beat-this-caption-contest/262147/12 "2012-01-06T13:42:17Z")
the iphone 4s is still only 3g :o ---
**Author:** ![NickAlero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nickalero/32/6440_2.png) [@NickAlero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NickAlero)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 2:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/january-beat-this-caption-contest/262147/13 "2012-01-06T14:03:55Z")
![http://www.mikeestepband.com/images/captions/scream.jpg](http://www.mikeestepband.com/images/captions/scream.jpg) **YOU WANT TO PUT A 40R IN AN ALERO?!?!** ---
**Author:** ![HudsonFalcon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hudsonfalcon/32/6460_2.png) [@HudsonFalcon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HudsonFalcon)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 2:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/january-beat-this-caption-contest/262147/14 "2012-01-06T14:06:02Z")
“Only after his death was it revealed that Kim Jong Il was actually a Muppet.” ![http://www.mikeestepband.com/images/captions/scream.jpg](http://www.mikeestepband.com/images/captions/scream.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 3:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/january-beat-this-caption-contest/262147/15 "2012-01-06T15:19:53Z")
![http://www.mikeestepband.com/images/captions/scream.jpg](http://www.mikeestepband.com/images/captions/scream.jpg) **" Sydney Sprung used to be a guy??? NOOOOO!!!"** ---
**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 8:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/january-beat-this-caption-contest/262147/16 "2012-01-07T20:46:21Z")
Few guys, few inches. ---
**Author:** ![Skidplate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skidplate](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skidplate)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 9:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/january-beat-this-caption-contest/262147/17 "2012-01-07T21:58:12Z")
THEY CANCELLED _LOST_?!?!?!?!?!?!??!? NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ---
**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 11:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/january-beat-this-caption-contest/262147/18 "2012-01-07T23:02:15Z")
“You made WHO the for sale section moderator?!” ---
**Author:** ![b-ri](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/b-ri/32/6376_2.png) [@b-ri](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/b-ri)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2012, 3:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/january-beat-this-caption-contest/262147/19 "2012-01-08T15:58:59Z")
> [@capitalcrew"](#): > > “You made WHO the for sale section moderator?!” Hahaha best one so far ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2012, 9:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/january-beat-this-caption-contest/262147/20 "2012-01-08T21:15:55Z")
> [@capitalcrew"](#): > > “You made WHO the for sale section moderator?!” You’ve got my vote. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/january-beat-this-caption-contest/262147.md?page=2)