# JayS, AWD, Political Crew: Why do we cap SS tax?

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**Created:** [February 25, 2008, 4:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jays-awd-political-crew-why-do-we-cap-ss-tax/43978 "2008-02-25T04:57:58Z")\
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**Post date:** [February 25, 2008, 8:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jays-awd-political-crew-why-do-we-cap-ss-tax/43978/33 "2008-02-25T08:20:48Z")

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> [@JayS](#):
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> Exactly. We need more stupid people with money so they can buy monkeys for their 3 year olds there by stimulating the economy.  
> [http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=45991](http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=45991)

I think it is just terrible that some people can afford a monkey, or even a whole colony of monkeys or even baboons.  
  
Some people even have their own orangutans.  
  
Others, the less fortunate, can’t even afford one single spider monkey.  
  
What good is life without a primate pet? Let’s put a stop to this with a new Federal program. The Federal “Buy a Monkey for an Idiiot Supplemental Insurance Program”. This will allow everyone, no matter how shiftless, lazy, or unfortunate, to have their own monkey. I bet if you looked into it, you would find racial and gender disparities in monkey ownership. I think a Congressional commission is in order. After they finish investigating baseball, they could go on to monkeys.

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