# JClarks real name

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclarks-real-name/240018
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [November 6, 2008, 8:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclarks-real-name/240018 "2008-11-06T20:20:59Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![rchiplock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecd19e/32.png) [@rchiplock](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rchiplock)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2008, 8:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclarks-real-name/240018/21 "2008-11-07T08:02:30Z")

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![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/rchip411/j_clark.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/rchip411/j_clark.jpg)

J Clark - Union High School 1960

Joo got some splainin’ to dooo

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### Author: ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2008, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclarks-real-name/240018/22 "2008-11-07T08:04:54Z")

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:eek Looks at my lips! What was I thinking?!

Lotta plastic surgery to hide my identity and then you homos just come blow it up on the interweb. Thanks jerks.

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### Author: ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2008, 8:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclarks-real-name/240018/23 "2008-11-07T08:13:24Z")

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look at dem DSLs… mmmm

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### Author: ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2008, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclarks-real-name/240018/24 "2008-11-07T10:46:29Z")

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> [@GranMassaX](#):
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> look at dem DSLs… mmmm

Priceless

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### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2008, 11:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclarks-real-name/240018/25 "2008-11-07T11:09:27Z")

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Muhammad’s new look:

![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v300/arlissrock/cjnbarn.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v300/arlissrock/cjnbarn.jpg)

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### Author: ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2008, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclarks-real-name/240018/26 "2008-11-07T11:11:15Z")

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I would be SRS in karts if I was that small. \<Jealous\>

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### Author: ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2008, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclarks-real-name/240018/27 "2008-11-07T11:14:00Z")

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> [@JClark](#):
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> I would be SRS in karts if I was that small. \<Jealous\>

no beer, lots of crying, and self torture.

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### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2008, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclarks-real-name/240018/28 "2008-11-07T11:15:39Z")

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> [@Mk4 30R](#):
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> no beer, lots of crying, and self torture.

So pretty much stop drinking beer?

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### Author: ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2008, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclarks-real-name/240018/29 "2008-11-07T11:16:54Z")

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Unpossible.

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### Author: ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2008, 11:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclarks-real-name/240018/30 "2008-11-07T11:18:56Z")

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that kid has to be like 130lb’s

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### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2008, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclarks-real-name/240018/31 "2008-11-07T11:21:30Z")

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> [@Mk4 30R](#):
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> that kid has to be like 130lb’s

Holding the guitar maybe

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### Author: ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2008, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclarks-real-name/240018/32 "2008-11-07T11:23:10Z")

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> [@BENNYFIZZLE](#):
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> Holding the guitar maybe

my calf wouldnt even fit into that kids sisters pants

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### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2008, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclarks-real-name/240018/33 "2008-11-07T11:25:17Z")

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I don’t think Muhammad has a sister, and if he did he would have already eaten her to establish dominance, that being said your statement is quite false.

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### Author: ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2008, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclarks-real-name/240018/34 "2008-11-07T11:28:30Z")

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I do have a sister. So there.

I cant think of a middle eastern female name or else I’d put it in here somewhere.

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### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2008, 11:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclarks-real-name/240018/35 "2008-11-07T11:32:24Z")

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> [@JClark](#):
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> I do have a sister. So there.
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> I cant think of a middle eastern female name or else I’d put it in here somewhere.

picsorban

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### Author: ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2008, 11:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclarks-real-name/240018/36 "2008-11-07T11:33:31Z")

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Just realized I must be a terrible brother since I have not one picture of her on my comp.

But to answer your question, she could take you.

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### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2008, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclarks-real-name/240018/37 "2008-11-07T11:35:20Z")

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could or would?

:naughty

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### Author: ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2008, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclarks-real-name/240018/38 "2008-11-07T11:36:09Z")

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Both. She’s actually a cage fighter. Multiple championships. Beat up Joe Rogan one year at Christmas, good story.

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### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2008, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclarks-real-name/240018/39 "2008-11-07T11:37:58Z")

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Bullshit.

Bull. Fucking. Shit.

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### Author: ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2008, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclarks-real-name/240018/40 "2008-11-07T11:39:03Z")

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Ya gotta trust me on this one.

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