# JClizzle can suck it

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclizzle-can-suck-it/242365
**Category:** Shift518 Automotive
**Created:** [February 23, 2009, 5:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclizzle-can-suck-it/242365 "2009-02-23T17:16:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 5:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclizzle-can-suck-it/242365/1 "2009-02-23T17:16:24Z")

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just playin :haha

but srsly watch this :excited

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### Author: ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 5:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclizzle-can-suck-it/242365/2 "2009-02-23T17:29:19Z")

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Your Altima can suck my actual BMWs. Go buy one already.

The throttle is not an on off switch.

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### Author: ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 5:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclizzle-can-suck-it/242365/3 "2009-02-23T17:30:50Z")

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JClark can suck it for various other reasons…not this one

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### Author: ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 5:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclizzle-can-suck-it/242365/4 "2009-02-23T17:32:05Z")

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Stephen Ryan and I are going to pack you into the smallest trash can we can find on Saturday as my bday present to him.

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### Author: ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 5:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclizzle-can-suck-it/242365/5 "2009-02-23T17:32:16Z")

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> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/13696/13):
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> Your Altima can suck my actual BMWs. Go buy one already.
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> The throttle is not an on off switch.

im working on it lol

and i noticed that too, it’s WOT or nothin, baby!!! :rofl

> [@JClark"](#):
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> Ryan and I are going to pack you into the smallest trash can we can find on Saturday as my bday present to him.

which Ryan, pack who, and bday present to who? :wierd

EDIT: goddamned ninja edits

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### Author: ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 5:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclizzle-can-suck-it/242365/6 "2009-02-23T17:33:14Z")

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> [@JClark"](#):
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> Stephen Ryan and I are going to pack you into the smallest trash can we can find on Saturday as my bday present to him.

Not going to happen as Ryan will be far to intoxicated to function and well lets just face the fact’s, you are a bitch

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### Author: ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 5:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclizzle-can-suck-it/242365/7 "2009-02-23T17:33:16Z")

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WOT…WOTTTTT…WOT.WOT…WOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

That’s my Cliff’s Notes of the video.

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### Author: ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 5:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclizzle-can-suck-it/242365/8 "2009-02-23T17:41:22Z")

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Epic gurney flap on that wing  
and  
this :rofl

> [@your opinion...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-opinion/14684/8):
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> WOT…WOTTTTT…WOT.WOT…WOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
> 
> That’s my Cliff’s Notes of the video.

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### Author: ![Allstar\_Graphics](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/allstar_graphics/32/6287_2.png) [@Allstar\_Graphics](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Allstar_Graphics)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 6:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclizzle-can-suck-it/242365/9 "2009-02-23T18:23:35Z")

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kinda ironic, back in the day jdizzle used to live up here he built a turbo delsol and took me for a ride in it one night. The delsol in 5th gear cruising at an easy 80-90mph would break loose rolling onto the throttle when building boost, it was great.

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### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclizzle-can-suck-it/242365/10 "2009-02-23T19:18:38Z")

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> [@your opinion...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-opinion/14684/8):
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> WOT…WOTTTTT…WOT.WOT…WOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
> 
> That’s my Cliff’s Notes of the video.

dude you are SUCH a homo :rofl

Like half the dude’s you’ve raced with/will be racing with don’t use the throttle like an on/off switch.

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### Author: ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 7:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclizzle-can-suck-it/242365/11 "2009-02-23T19:19:36Z")

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> [@your opinion...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-opinion/14684/8):
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> WOT…WOTTTTT…WOT.WOT…WOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
> 
> That’s my Cliff’s Notes of the video.

Videos like that just make me want to build a total shit box with the YBT engine I have and do EXACTLY that on D-burg fire roads. I need to take you for a rip on the rally course this year up at KTA. Mid august, once the ground get’s good and dry(solid) so we can get some speed and not end up upside down in the stream.

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### Author: ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclizzle-can-suck-it/242365/12 "2009-02-23T19:28:55Z")

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> [@grand islander with cherry picker?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/grand-islander-with-cherry-picker/14661/8):
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> dude you are SUCH a homo :rofl
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> Like half the dude’s you’ve raced with/will be racing with don’t use the throttle like an on/off switch.

They dont actually. You cant get away with it on tarmac. It’s like the first thing an instructor beats into a novice’s head right after “dont hit anything.”

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### Author: ![Norwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Norwood](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Norwood)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 7:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclizzle-can-suck-it/242365/13 "2009-02-23T19:30:07Z")

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> [@pics of the rally track](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pics-of-the-rally-track/14699/16):
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> Videos like that just make me want to build a total shit box with the YBT engine I have and do EXACTLY that on D-burg fire roads. I need to take you for a rip on the rally course this year up at KTA. Mid august, once the ground get’s good and dry(solid) so we can get some speed and not end up upside down in the stream.

Let me know if you do :excited i will meet you on said fire road and videotape/co-pilot :thumbup

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### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 7:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclizzle-can-suck-it/242365/14 "2009-02-23T19:57:15Z")

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> [@FS: 88 mustang gt](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-88-mustang-gt/14694/4):
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> They dont actually. You cant get away with it on tarmac. It’s like the first thing an instructor beats into a novice’s head right after “dont hit anything.”

I remember watching a vid with telemetry from an E36 at RA, he was part throttle maybe 10% of each lap, otherwise it was WOT or nothin, that’s just one vid though blah blah blah.

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### Author: ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 8:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclizzle-can-suck-it/242365/15 "2009-02-23T20:16:25Z")

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But if he was fast he wasnt going from 10% to 100% in .00034 seconds like an on/off switch. You have to gradually squeeze pedal pressure as traction will allow. Any more and you lose traction, any less and you could be going faster.

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### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 8:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclizzle-can-suck-it/242365/16 "2009-02-23T20:35:08Z")

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I r nuib

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### Author: ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2009, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclizzle-can-suck-it/242365/17 "2009-02-24T07:03:50Z")

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It’s ok. You actually HAVE a BMW and dont even have one in your avatar. Kramerface on the other hand…

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### Author: ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2009, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclizzle-can-suck-it/242365/18 "2009-02-24T07:05:06Z")

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Lmao that is a low blow

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### Author: ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2009, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclizzle-can-suck-it/242365/19 "2009-02-24T08:23:26Z")

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Lol at Kramerface M3 hoax

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### Author: ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2009, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jclizzle-can-suck-it/242365/20 "2009-02-24T12:43:23Z")

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I have nothing to say to you immature people, other than that I am very, VERY disappointed in you.

Jesse, I think you are the perfect candidate for the #4 guy in our dual duel. It will be kramerbuttz vs. lkshomo vs. 88gaymarro vs. fagclark

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