# Jeff Foxworthy on Pennsylvania: **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 27, 2005, 8:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jeff-foxworthy-on-pennsylvania/175221 "2005-06-27T08:57:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 8:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jeff-foxworthy-on-pennsylvania/175221/1 "2005-06-27T08:57:35Z")
Jeff Foxworthy on Pennsylvania: If you consider it a sport to sit in a treestand all day long with a bow or a gun just to put food in your freezer… you might live in Pennsylvania. If you’re proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Bradford is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Pennsylvania If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Pennsylvania. If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Pennsylvania. If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don’t work there, you might live in Pennsylvania. cause you’re all so damn friendly. If you have worn shorts, sunglasses and a parka at the same time, you might live in Pennsylvania. If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, or if you are in church and your priest or minister asks you to pray for the STEELERS, And wants to get you all home for 1 p. m. kickoff you might live in Pennsylvania. If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Pennsylvania. YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE Pennsylvanian when: 1. “Vacation” means going up north past I-80 for the weekend. 2. You measure distance in hours. 3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once. 4. You often switch from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day and back again. 5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching. 6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings). 7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave all the doors unlocked. 8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them. 9. You design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. 10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow. 11. You know all 4 seasons: almost fall, winter, still winter and road construction. 12. You can identify a southern or eastern accent. 13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a concrete statue of a deer next to your blue spruce. 14. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age. 15. Down South to you means MORGANTOWN W V. 16. You find 0 degrees “a little chilly.” 17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his NEW FORD F150. 18. You go out to fish fry every Friday and bingo every Wednesday. 19. Your 4TH of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost. 20. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car. 21. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Pennsylvania friends.! ---
**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 8:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jeff-foxworthy-on-pennsylvania/175221/2 "2005-06-27T08:59:38Z")
🤣 so true ---
**Author:** ![smokeyburnouts](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/smokeyburnouts/32/5987_2.png) [@smokeyburnouts](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/smokeyburnouts)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 9:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jeff-foxworthy-on-pennsylvania/175221/3 "2005-06-27T09:10:13Z")
> [@bgblockelcamino](#): > > 🤣 > so true it is…the best is my family has a cabin near clarion and they refer to it as ‘vacation’ and its right where he described too…haha. thats great. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_WS6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@Silver\_WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Silver_WS6)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 9:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jeff-foxworthy-on-pennsylvania/175221/4 "2005-06-27T09:34:01Z")
1. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching. 🙂 well most of us live by this one !!! ---
**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jeff-foxworthy-on-pennsylvania/175221/5 "2005-06-27T11:05:38Z")
“If you’re proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Bradford is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Pennsylvania” 🤣 it could be like 40 in pittsburgh and -5 in bradford. lol ---
**Author:** ![C\_Herb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9e5f3/32.png) [@C\_Herb](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/C_Herb)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 11:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jeff-foxworthy-on-pennsylvania/175221/6 "2005-06-27T11:13:28Z")
:bigthumb: Good stuff. ---
**Author:** ![ninjenn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c67d28/32.png) [@ninjenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninjenn)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jeff-foxworthy-on-pennsylvania/175221/7 "2005-06-27T11:17:10Z")
> [@PewterSS](#): > > 1. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during > a raging blizzard, without flinching. I WISH more people drove like this in the snow. I’d even be happy with them just doing the SPEED LIMIT without flinching! ---
**Author:** ![Quik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quik/32/5979_2.png) [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jeff-foxworthy-on-pennsylvania/175221/8 "2005-06-27T11:28:08Z")
:repost: i swear i posted that before ---
**Author:** ![eurodad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eurodad/32/5988_2.png) [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jeff-foxworthy-on-pennsylvania/175221/9 "2005-06-27T11:30:34Z")
> [@Quik](#): > > :repost: i swear i posted that before it was the same but different ---
**Author:** ![rookee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rookee/32/5972_2.png) [@rookee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rookee)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 11:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jeff-foxworthy-on-pennsylvania/175221/10 "2005-06-27T11:47:17Z")
> [@Quik](#): > > :repost: i swear i posted that before :bowrofl: still rings true though! hehe ---
**Author:** ![ferrari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/82dd89/32.png) [@ferrari](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ferrari)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jeff-foxworthy-on-pennsylvania/175221/11 "2005-06-27T11:52:26Z")
1. You measure distance in hours. 2. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once. 3. You often switch from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day and back again. hahahaha soooo true ---
**Author:** ![jinxxycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@jinxxycat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jinxxycat)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jeff-foxworthy-on-pennsylvania/175221/12 "2005-06-27T13:32:54Z")
OMG :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: _copy, paste, fwd_ ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jeff-foxworthy-on-pennsylvania/175221/13 "2005-06-27T13:49:22Z")
1. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them. 2. You design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. 3. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow. 4. You know all 4 seasons: almost fall, winter, still winter and road construction. 5. You can identify a southern or eastern accent. 🤣 Yeppers !!! ---
**Author:** ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jeff-foxworthy-on-pennsylvania/175221/14 "2005-06-28T12:23:32Z")
Lol…thats Great And Sooo True