# Jeff Reed **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 19, 2009, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jeff-reed/203975 "2009-10-19T10:10:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jeff-reed/203975/1 "2009-10-19T10:10:10Z")
how bad do you have to be to get cited in ur own city? you know PPD lets stuff slide all the time. Someone needs to tell this guy he’s a fuckin kicker. ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jeff-reed/203975/2 "2009-10-19T10:19:56Z")
Someone needs to tell him that he needs to save the boozing for the offseason and worry about kicking the fucking ball. ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jeff-reed/203975/3 "2009-10-19T10:58:43Z")
Gangster. Fuck yo towel dispenser! ---
**Author:** ![silverranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@silverranger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/silverranger)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jeff-reed/203975/4 "2009-10-19T11:23:06Z")
ha what a dumb fuck he was released to a family member at the scene it said didnt they disown him after missing three easy kicks a few weeks ago. some people have the world by the balls and still manage to fuck things up its a joke ---
**Author:** ![steelcitysix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/steelcitysix/32/5992_2.png) [@steelcitysix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/steelcitysix)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 11:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jeff-reed/203975/5 "2009-10-19T11:33:21Z")
In jeffs defense, Ive run into some pretty mean towel dispensers myself.Probably just got what it deserved. ---
**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jeff-reed/203975/6 "2009-10-19T12:11:35Z")
my boy has worked on his car before at the firestone in charlotte, reed lives there in the offseason…he said reed was pretty cool… i dont know why he’s such a douche up here… One of the doctors my mom works for was reed’s roomie at UNC and he said once reed got to pittsburgh he never talked to him anymore andthey were like roll dogs back then…I guess the fame of being a steeler got the best of him. the story i heard was spaeth was pissing outside the car…cops came up and reed put up his dukes and was being obnoxious. ---
**Author:** ![Jordons\_Pontiac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/41988e/32.png) [@Jordons\_Pontiac](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jordons_Pontiac)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jeff-reed/203975/7 "2009-10-19T12:13:36Z")
stupid ---
**Author:** ![czwalga00gt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@czwalga00gt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/czwalga00gt)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jeff-reed/203975/8 "2009-10-19T12:18:00Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/41356/18): > > how bad do you have to be to get cited in ur own city? you know PPD lets stuff slide all the time. **Someone needs to tell this guy he’s a fuckin kicker**. How much money do you make again? ---
**Author:** ![4\_door\_love](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/e19b73/32.png) [@4\_door\_love](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4_door_love)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jeff-reed/203975/9 "2009-10-19T12:26:11Z")
jeff reed is the best clutch kicker nuff said let him enjoy his win over the brownies. things will be back to normal by friday get over it ---
**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jeff-reed/203975/10 "2009-10-19T13:10:41Z")
> [@czwalga00gt"](#): > > How much money do you make again? what the hell does that have to do with jeff reed thinkin he’s the shit when he a fuckin kicker? i didnt say he sucked as a kicker did i? i was simply pointing out that kickers do one thing and that is kick… this guy is around this city acting like he’s the shit and making an ass out of himself. Sooner or later its gonna hurt the team… the team is priority #1. ur one of those guys the uses that excuse all the time “when was the last time ur played …blah blah…” look plenty of people are sport writers, coaches, anouncers etc…and they never once played a minute of the sport they work in… im saying here and now… probably most of this board could have started in their teens, regardless of athletic ability, and conditioned themselves to be a kicker… thats pretty much the only position in the big 4 professional sports you have to have very little God given ability. all reed’s popcorn muscles are for his own ego… you didnt see Gary Anderson or norm johnson ripped up like that. most people dont have that forsight cause they all wanna be the QB. RB, LB at that age… you want ur kid to be a pro athlete…kicker, left handed pitcher, catcher are the best ways to go. the rest of positions ur a dime a dozen ---
**Author:** ![czwalga00gt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@czwalga00gt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/czwalga00gt)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 3:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jeff-reed/203975/11 "2009-10-19T15:00:40Z")
> [@The last movie you've seen, and rate it.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-last-movie-youve-seen-and-rate-it/27425/470): > > what the hell does that have to do with jeff reed thinkin he’s the shit when he a fuckin kicker? i didnt say he sucked as a kicker did i? i was simply pointing out that kickers do one thing and that is kick… this guy is around this city acting like he’s the shit and making an ass out of himself. Sooner or later its gonna hurt the team… the team is priority #1. > > ur one of those guys the uses that excuse all the time “when was the last time ur played …blah blah…” look plenty of people are sport writers, coaches, anouncers etc…and they never once played a minute of the sport they work in… > > **im saying here and now… probably most of this board could have started in their teens, regardless of athletic ability, and conditioned themselves to be a kicker… thats pretty much the only position in the big 4 professional sports you have to have very little God given ability. all reed’s popcorn muscles are for his own ego… you didnt see Gary Anderson or norm johnson ripped up like that. most people dont have that forsight cause they all wanna be the QB. RB, LB at that age… you want ur kid to be a pro athlete…kicker, left handed pitcher, catcher are the best ways to go. the rest of positions ur a dime a dozen** Well that shows how little you know… seriously. You’re ripping on the guy cause he’s a kicker… if it’s so easy why didn’t some of us prepare for this career path. Hell for 1.43 million a year i’d wear a fucking ballerina costume out there to kick. Also, ‘someone let him know he’s a kicker’. Why does it matter that he’s a kicker? You act like its a bad thing and if he was our QB or your usual south side minimum wage worker it would be ok to get a public intox. ---
**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 3:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jeff-reed/203975/12 "2009-10-19T15:59:26Z")
i think ben is a douchebag too for the way he acts in public but he seems to be growing up alot … jeff reed is a 30 yr old man gettin paid millions to play a boys game…the least he can do is act civil with pittsburghs finest, their job is hard enough without a grown man that obviously still thinks he’s in college trying to fight them… do the rest of us go out and get sauced…sure but i know how to control myself… The guy has some issues. as far as knowing little… show me why my statement was false… me at 5’8" 150 lbs could have started in High school and developed myself to kick field goals… someone at my stature should have no business in professional football… but kicking makes that possible… Kickers are not real football players, they are kickers… i’m not gonna say it again. you will always have exceptions… supulveda proved in college he could play some football. but again, hes a punter, not a kicker…punters see more action than kickers do… punters have to catch snaps, hold FG;s, etc… ---
**Author:** ![czwalga00gt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@czwalga00gt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/czwalga00gt)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 4:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jeff-reed/203975/13 "2009-10-19T16:11:22Z")
> [@painted winter car this morning](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/painted-winter-car-this-morning/41391/26): > > i think ben is a douchebag too for the way he acts in public but he seems to be growing up alot … jeff reed is a 30 yr old man gettin paid millions to play a boys game…the least he can do is act civil with pittsburghs finest, their job is hard enough without a grown man that obviously still thinks he’s in college trying to fight them… do the rest of us go out and get sauced…sure but i know how to control myself… The guy has some issues. > > as far as knowing little… show me why my statement was false… me at 5’8" 150 lbs could have started in High school and developed myself to kick field goals… someone at my stature should have no business in professional football… but kicking makes that possible… Kickers are not real football players, they are kickers… i’m not gonna say it again. you will always have exceptions… supulveda proved in college he could play some football. but again, hes a punter, not a kicker…punters see more action than kickers do… punters have to catch snaps, hold FG;s, etc… You actually believe that if you kicked field goals in middle school, and high school, you could be in the nfl kicking field goals right now. :jerkit: According to you 1/2 the people on this board could do that. I’m 6’2’’ 200 lbs played soccer most of my life theres no way in hell I could be a professional kicker if I ‘just practiced’, when I was a kid. ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 4:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jeff-reed/203975/14 "2009-10-19T16:26:50Z")
Me, I’m the Lonesome Kicker Extra points, field goals at your service One might think it comes with glory You might think different after you listen to my story My helmet is equipped with a tiny face mask What it possibly could protect, I do not know The other guys on the team Like to make fun of my little shoulder pads And also like to hide the special shoe I need to kick in the snow People think it’s so easy To kick a field goal from the 30 yard line They forget to add seven yards for the snap And 10 more 'cause the goal posts are pushed way back In 1974, the uprights were right on the goal line But some of the players were running into them And getting hurt So screw the kicker Who cares about the kicker? But I kick that ball And I pray it goes straight If it does The coach says “Good job, number 8” He doesn’t even know my name is Andre Kristacovitchlalinski, Jr. But that’s the life I live The Lonesome Kicker Kickoffs can be so very scary Especially, if the returner breaks on through And I’m the only guy on the playing field left to tackle him I don’t want to get hurt So I pretend to tie my shoe Once again, I’m ignored by my teammates and all my coaches “Go back where you came from!” Scream 70,000 fans Well, I know I could win their love back By catching a winning touch-down But, unfortunately, I was born with these very small hands And I hope that the cameras don’t come in too close 'Cause they might see the tears in my eyes As I sit on this bench made of cold-hearted wood And the splinters go deep in my thighs And the towel boy snickers as he walks by The Lonesome Kicker Another blocked kick And everybody blames me But it was the Left Guard Who didn’t pick up his man Oh, why can’t they see… In my home country I could have been a minor league soccer player But I came to America Seeking fortune and seeking fame I didn’t realize that if I shanked one And blew the point spread Some drunk guys would push me into their hibachi After the game So I go home at night 'Cause I never get invited To go drinking with the other guys And I sit in my chair, and I soak my foot As I eat a plate of cold french fries And my wife’s out with her quote-unquote friend And my son can’t look me in the eyes But that’s the life I live The Lonesome Kicker Kicking for you They took my snow shoe They’re going for two ---
**Author:** ![Fast04Gt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Fast04Gt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fast04Gt)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 4:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jeff-reed/203975/15 "2009-10-19T16:31:29Z")
> [@Iran really testing the US navy](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/iran-really-testing-the-us-navy/41384/67): > > You actually believe that if you kicked field goals in middle school, and high school, you could be in the nfl kicking field goals right now. :jerkit: > > According to you 1/2 the people on this board could do that. I’m 6’2’’ 200 lbs played soccer most of my life theres no way in hell I could be a professional kicker if I ‘just practiced’, when I was a kid. Most NFL kickers were soccer players also in college, high school and younger years…Not football players ---
**Author:** ![spoolinsteve](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spoolinsteve/32/6026_2.png) [@spoolinsteve](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/spoolinsteve)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 5:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jeff-reed/203975/16 "2009-10-19T17:31:12Z")
I really dont care what anyone has to say, when you are in the public eye like that you better behave yourself. It does not matter if you are a ballerina or fckin rambo. ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 5:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jeff-reed/203975/17 "2009-10-19T17:37:53Z")
Jper out of nowhere. ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 6:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jeff-reed/203975/18 "2009-10-19T18:10:20Z")
Jper must die from colon cancer ---
**Author:** ![czwalga00gt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@czwalga00gt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/czwalga00gt)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 6:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jeff-reed/203975/19 "2009-10-19T18:37:54Z")
> [@networking gurus please read](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/networking-gurus-please-read/41381/14): > > Most NFL kickers were soccer players also in college, high school and younger years…Not football players Exactly, I played for 12 years, according to him though I should be able to start in the nfl because kicking is such a joke. ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jeff-reed/203975/20 "2009-10-19T18:44:56Z")
^ if you agree with Jper, I hope your balls shrink in yourself become a hermaphrodite so Jper can fuck your twat. Then Jper can kick your nut sack play soccer :greddy2: [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jeff-reed/203975.md?page=2)