# Jersey Shore season 3 episode 1

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore-season-3-episode-1/256312>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [January 6, 2011, 8:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore-season-3-episode-1/256312 "2011-01-06T20:12:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Dread](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dread/32/6544_2.png) [@Dread](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dread)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 8:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore-season-3-episode-1/256312/1 "2011-01-06T20:12:34Z")

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New girl gets naked  
Sammi acts like a cunt  
Jwow smacks her in the face again

Discuss

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**Author:** ![MikeF2D](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mikef2d/32/6676_2.png) [@MikeF2D](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MikeF2D)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 8:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore-season-3-episode-1/256312/2 "2011-01-06T20:14:28Z")

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ronnie says poughkeepsie is for losers…i should fuck him up! i am not a loser!

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**Author:** ![Dread](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dread/32/6544_2.png) [@Dread](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dread)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 8:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore-season-3-episode-1/256312/3 "2011-01-06T20:18:58Z")

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Ronnies a genius, he fucks other girls and his gf is too dumb to do something about it so he runs with it. He deserves an award.

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**Author:** ![Shapes](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shapes/32/6423_2.png) [@Shapes](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shapes)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 8:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore-season-3-episode-1/256312/4 "2011-01-06T20:22:57Z")

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Am I the only one that noticed that Vinnie showed up in a sick new Benz?

New girl has a decent body and a nice rack. When I went down there in august we were at Bamboo and the MVP were there. I was standing at the bar within a few feet of pauly and vinnie and the situation was outside smoking. Just for everyones laughter the situation is about 5’2. I was trying to find the girls but they were nowwhere to be found

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**Author:** ![QuickLT1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/eada6e/32.png) [@QuickLT1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/QuickLT1)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 8:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore-season-3-episode-1/256312/5 "2011-01-06T20:27:28Z")

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Vinnys Benz is sick. The girls all drive Beemers. All they are missin is the Bentleys!

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**Author:** ![Dread](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dread/32/6544_2.png) [@Dread](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dread)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 8:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore-season-3-episode-1/256312/6 "2011-01-06T20:30:30Z")

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Yea MTV is obviously very good to everyone on the show

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**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 8:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore-season-3-episode-1/256312/7 "2011-01-06T20:42:52Z")

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I thought it was a BMW commercial at first with the amount that I saw :lol. Looks like its going to be a good season!

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**Author:** ![Dread](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dread/32/6544_2.png) [@Dread](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dread)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 8:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore-season-3-episode-1/256312/8 "2011-01-06T20:50:38Z")

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Paulies Caddie\>

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 9:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore-season-3-episode-1/256312/9 "2011-01-06T21:00:31Z")

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just started watching it… new girl is HELLLLAAAA annoying

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**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 10:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore-season-3-episode-1/256312/10 "2011-01-06T22:35:56Z")

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Wait, I’ve been out of the loop but there is a 3rd season for these guys?

You have got to be shitting me.

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**Author:** ![dc2nick](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dc2nick/32/6289_2.png) [@dc2nick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dc2nick)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 4:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore-season-3-episode-1/256312/11 "2011-01-07T04:02:32Z")

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Yea, they need to get rid of Sam.  
I agree that Ron is a genius.  
Jwow is still hot.  
Idk if i can handle 2 snooki’s

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**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 4:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore-season-3-episode-1/256312/12 "2011-01-07T04:12:06Z")

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I thought it sucked. Their 15 minutes are OVER.

Deena has some big ol tittays.

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**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 4:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore-season-3-episode-1/256312/13 "2011-01-07T04:31:01Z")

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i personally think they are all fat nasty cottage chesse layerd wanna be sluts. and the guys are for the most part cholos. vinny and pauly are the only two i like. ronnie is a dumb little meatball and mike is just a homo.

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 4:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore-season-3-episode-1/256312/14 "2011-01-07T04:35:50Z")

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next castmember … just watch

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**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 4:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore-season-3-episode-1/256312/15 "2011-01-07T04:44:50Z")

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Should be an interesting season, sammy has to go

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**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 4:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore-season-3-episode-1/256312/16 "2011-01-07T04:45:41Z")

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> [@winter beater roll call](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/winter-beater-roll-call/38342/101):
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> next castmember … just watch

eyyyyyy yoweyoweyoweyowe!!!

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**Author:** ![crazybrew609](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crazybrew609/32/6319_2.png) [@crazybrew609](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crazybrew609)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 4:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore-season-3-episode-1/256312/17 "2011-01-07T04:54:59Z")

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best episode yet!.. i can’t wait for the grenade whistle

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**Author:** ![car\_ramrod](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/car_ramrod/32/6441_2.png) [@car\_ramrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/car_ramrod)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 5:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore-season-3-episode-1/256312/18 "2011-01-07T05:04:47Z")

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sammi and ronnie are deuschbags, and I was hoping someone would bring up Vinnie’s benz…sick as shit

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**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 5:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore-season-3-episode-1/256312/19 "2011-01-07T05:29:17Z")

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> [@11/11/07 - My Bubble Tea - 8 PM](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/11-11-07-my-bubble-tea-8-pm/38543/5):
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> Am I the only one that noticed that Vinnie showed up in a sick new Benz?
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> New girl has a decent body and a nice rack. When I went down there in august we were at Bamboo and the MVP were there. I was standing at the bar within a few feet of pauly and vinnie and the situation was outside smoking. Just for everyones laughter the situation is about 5’2. I was trying to find the girls but they were nowwhere to be found

Those C series Benzes are cheap as fuck. you can get one for 25-30k.You know how much these guys make? I heard Situation is work millions already off endorsements.

Can’t wait to see if were on camera. I did shots right next to snooks and talk to jwow for a bit. :rofl

And yea, Situation is fucking nasty in person. Short as fuck too.

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**Author:** ![jordanEBP](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jordanebp/32/6447_2.png) [@jordanEBP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jordanEBP)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 5:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore-season-3-episode-1/256312/20 "2011-01-07T05:34:55Z")

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last season they got paid 50k an episode. And it can only be more this season.

shit , give me a gym membership, some wack cloths, and a blowout … ill be screamin t-shirt time and blowin my granade whistle everywhere.

just sayin

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