# Jersey Shore **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 12, 2009, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055 "2009-11-12T12:09:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Axis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/axis/32/5149_2.png) [@Axis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Axis)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 3:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/41 "2009-12-07T15:12:46Z")
![http://randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/guidette-gets-knocked-out-punched-face.gif](http://randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/guidette-gets-knocked-out-punched-face.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 3:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/42 "2009-12-07T15:16:48Z")
LOL Now _that’s_ an extreme fist pump! ---
**Author:** ![upstateclipse](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/upstateclipse/32/7348_2.png) [@upstateclipse](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/upstateclipse)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 3:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/43 "2009-12-07T15:27:43Z")
That was so wrong but so funny ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 3:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/44 "2009-12-07T15:29:30Z")
LOL, silly guidos. ---
**Author:** ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 3:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/45 "2009-12-07T15:30:09Z")
hah. he hit the pig faced guy too. ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 5:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/46 "2009-12-07T17:22:28Z")
im watching this fucking show right now…why do ALL these fucking girls think they are the shit…they are all fucking DISGUSTING! ---
**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 5:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/47 "2009-12-07T17:30:30Z")
> [@Daddie](#): > > However, I must say - a couple of those girls look pretty good when they get all ready to go out, it’s amazing what makeup will do. :io: I could NOT get into any kind of girl like that. All that caked up make-up to go along with all that absurd cuntiness…yikes…no fucking thanks… On an aside, the cunt getting drilled in the face was outstanding. I’m she she deserved every bit of that sock to the jaw… ---
**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 8:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/48 "2009-12-07T20:05:22Z")
hahah just saw it online, this show is nuts. wtf ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 8:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/49 "2009-12-07T20:35:52Z")
> [@SkunkApe](#): > > im watching this fucking show right now…why do ALL these fucking girls think they are the shit…they are all fucking DISGUSTING! Ya I said the same thing. Listening to them talk about how much of the shit they were on the radio clips I figured they looked like adrianna lima. They have fake boobs… thats about it… ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 9:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/50 "2009-12-07T21:39:18Z")
> [@91MR2](#): > > :io: > > I could NOT get into any kind of girl like that. All that caked up make-up to go along with all that absurd cuntiness…yikes…no fucking thanks… > > On an aside, the cunt getting drilled in the face was outstanding. I’m she she deserved every bit of that sock to the jaw… They are all fugly, but they looked completely different lol ---
**Author:** ![djdstar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/djdstar/32/7617_2.png) [@djdstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/djdstar)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 10:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/51 "2009-12-07T22:24:09Z")
Artist: 50 Cent Lyrics Song: Window Shopper Lyrics (Gymtime Remix) (Intro) Ohh… The gymtime remix feels so much better than the original… So much swoler. (Chorus) Ja you’s a window shopper Mad at me, when you see me doin bi’s Jada you’s a window shopper In the GNC, looking at shit you can’t buy Joe you’s a window shopper In the gym, trying to get a test-drive Nas you’s a window shopper Mad as fuck, when you see me doing tri’s… (Verse 1) Summertime vanilla whey powder is milky Im on the grind lettin my delts get stacked when I’m filthy is Funny how a niggas get the screw facing at me Anyhow, they aint got the squat numbers to get at me I’ll get down, westsides the hood that I come from So I dont cruise to nobodys hood without my CEE You know the kid aint gonna follow that bullshit try and spot me imma let off a full clip It aint my fault you done fucked up your re-up At the curl game who told you put a G up Everybody mad when their upright row form dont stack right When I come around y’all niggas better dead right When we got the shirts off, you can hear the pecs thump nigga When we benchin’ benchin’ benchin’ Shut your gym down, quick to put a hole in a chump nigga When we squattin’ squattin’ squattin’ (Chorus) Ja you’s a window shopper Mad at me, when you see me doin bi’s Jada you’s a window shopper In the GNC, looking at shit you can’t buy Joe you’s a window shopper In the gym, trying to get a test-drive Nas you’s a window shopper Mad as fuck, when you see me doing tri’s… ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 10:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/52 "2009-12-07T22:41:16Z")
> [@boxxa](#): > > I was fist pumping like it was my job on Allen Saturday. > > The Soup has a hilarous bit on this show. Its probably on [EOnline.com](http://EOnline.com) Thanks, you’re why I don’t go to Allen anymore go back to chipaworst ---
**Author:** ![LayzieJR4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layziejr4/32/5096_2.png) [@LayzieJR4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LayzieJR4)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 10:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/53 "2009-12-07T22:44:04Z")
> [@AxisZ](#): > Wrong but this chick prolly deserved it. Needless to say i lol’d so hard. ---
**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 10:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/54 "2009-12-07T22:48:01Z")
weird, that dude (mike i believe) seemed like the most normal out of the group. I thought that vinny dude who was making fun of the other guidos would have been, but then he was all about ghey sunglasses and “damnit i’m the smallest one here.” ---
**Author:** ![hedkase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/22d042/32.png) [@hedkase](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/hedkase)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 3:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/55 "2009-12-08T03:17:01Z")
> [@NYstanger](#): > > Heard a guy decked some girl pretty good. hahhaha i saw 3 minutes of this show, south park was on after it i think. Gives italians a bad/worse name. I saw the punch. I jumped out of my seat and lol’d- PRICELESS. I want it as a gif… anyone help? \*\*\*EDIT! I need to read all the posts- THX for the gif That is so fucking epic I’ll never watch any more of Growing up gotti on the shore, i’ve taken all i need from it with the falcon pawnch ---
**Author:** ![Johnnylude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2acd7d/32.png) [@Johnnylude](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johnnylude)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 6:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/56 "2009-12-08T06:21:10Z")
“THE SITUATION” ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 6:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/57 "2009-12-08T06:28:25Z")
O&A were busting on The Situation so hard, it was great ---
**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 7:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/58 "2009-12-08T07:23:50Z")
> [@AxisZ](#): > Look like she is saying the word “penis” and mimicking how small his dick is with her fingers. ---
**Author:** ![camarojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/59 "2009-12-08T10:50:00Z")
OK, I got to see this show. I keep hearing about it. That punch is epic. ---
**Author:** ![bigwoode](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigwoode/32/5175_2.png) [@bigwoode](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bigwoode)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 2:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/60 "2009-12-08T14:31:10Z")
> [@AxisZ](#): > “Listen, you’re not – _BOOM_” Thats what I get out of it :headbang: [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055.md?page=2) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055.md?page=4)