# Jersey Shore

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [November 12, 2009, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055 "2009-11-12T12:09:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![fastfoci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e8c25b/32.png) [@fastfoci](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fastfoci)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/81 "2009-12-11T10:49:46Z")

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im sure the girls will look better when they get put in playboy and air brushed. i dig the sam broad. the other chicks body is bangin but i bet she has crabs. you know…from being so close to the shore. 😉

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/82 "2009-12-11T10:50:53Z")

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From a facebook chat I just had with a friend from home (Long Island):

its hysterical

i dont think people in other parts of the country understand how many people are aactually like that

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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 11:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/83 "2009-12-11T11:12:45Z")

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i dont wish harm on anybody like that…

but im so glad it was her that got hit…

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**Author:** ![fastfoci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e8c25b/32.png) [@fastfoci](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fastfoci)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 11:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/84 "2009-12-11T11:24:37Z")

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> [@SkunkApe](#):
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> i dont wish harm on anybody like that…
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> but im so glad it was her that got hit…

the chick that got fired, cockblocked everyone, was fat, and was faithful to a married man on the side lol she needed to be hit more then the midget

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**Author:** ![khoveraki](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/khoveraki/32/5131_2.png) [@khoveraki](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/khoveraki)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/85 "2009-12-11T12:26:25Z")

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Which episode shows the goblin getting hit? I’ve seen episode 1 and the episode where the goblin shows up late to work because she was puking alone.

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**Author:** ![bigwoode](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigwoode/32/5175_2.png) [@bigwoode](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bigwoode)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/86 "2009-12-11T12:30:53Z")

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There is a preview at the end of the first episode, and then again at the end of the third episode, i love it. BOOM

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**Author:** ![fastfoci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e8c25b/32.png) [@fastfoci](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fastfoci)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 1:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/87 "2009-12-11T13:13:02Z")

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someone needs to put that with music.

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**Author:** ![Jim1234664](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jim1234664/32/7438_2.png) [@Jim1234664](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jim1234664)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 2:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/88 "2009-12-11T14:49:18Z")

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> [@fastfoci](#):
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> someone needs to put that with music.

I vote stone cold steve austin entrance music

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**Author:** ![Axis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/axis/32/5149_2.png) [@Axis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Axis)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 2:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/89 "2009-12-11T14:57:43Z")

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> [@khoveraki](#):
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> Which episode shows the goblin getting hit? I’ve seen episode 1 and the episode where the goblin shows up late to work because she was puking alone.

Gonna be next weeks episode I think since they showed what led up to the punch in the this week’s preview.

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**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 3:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/90 "2009-12-11T15:04:16Z")

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i guess the dude who punched her is a elementary school gym teacher or something and got fired lolz

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**Author:** ![fastfoci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e8c25b/32.png) [@fastfoci](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fastfoci)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 5:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/91 "2009-12-12T05:38:06Z")

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> [@deebo](#):
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> i guess the dude who punched her is a elementary school gym teacher or something and got fired lolz

the kid that runs the site with me said a coworker roomed with him a while ago. he should get us his # lol would be a fun phone call.

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**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 6:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/92 "2009-12-12T06:46:13Z")

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do the prankdial thing lol

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**Author:** ![03zx6rr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/03zx6rr/32/5446_2.png) [@03zx6rr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/03zx6rr)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2009, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/93 "2009-12-13T11:53:57Z")

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i jus want to say that this fake ass italians gives real italians a bad name … i said real ones not these fucking homos who have spiked hair and a tan sorry just cause ur great grandma is italian in my book ur not i have yet to meet a true italian like me!!! im the real deal not those fags…i can say this becuase i have no family here there all there still. shit my dad is not even a citzen here or speak english ,i wish these damn shows would stop is all im sayin they give us real italians bad names ,and i hate fake italians ill call anyone out on it too

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**Author:** ![khoveraki](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/khoveraki/32/5131_2.png) [@khoveraki](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/khoveraki)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2009, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/94 "2009-12-13T11:58:12Z")

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> [@03zx6rr](#):
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> i jus want to say that this fake ass italians gives real italians a bad name … i said real ones not these fucking homos who have spiked hair and a tan sorry just cause ur great grandma is italian in my book ur not i have yet to meet a true italian like me!!! im the real deal not those fags…i can say this becuase i have no family here there all there still. shit my dad is not even a citzen here or speak english ,i wish these damn shows would stop is all im sayin they give us real italians bad names ,and i hate fake italians ill call anyone out on it too

YEAH! REAL ITALIANS ARE AWESOME! ALL OF THEM! LET’S BEAT THESE GUYS UP!

BEING MORE OF A PURE ITALIAN IS BETTER! CAUSE PURITY IS BETTER!

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**Author:** ![03zx6rr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/03zx6rr/32/5446_2.png) [@03zx6rr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/03zx6rr)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2009, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/95 "2009-12-13T12:08:46Z")

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yep it is but u prob wouldent know

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**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2009, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/96 "2009-12-13T12:15:51Z")

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> [@03zx6rr](#):
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> i jus want to say that this fake ass italians gives real italians a bad name … i said real ones not these fucking homos who have spiked hair and a tan sorry just cause ur great grandma is italian in my book ur not i have yet to meet a true italian like me!!! im the real deal not those fags…i can say this becuase i have no family here there all there still. shit my dad is not even a citzen here or speak english ,i wish these damn shows would stop is all im sayin they give us real italians bad names ,and i hate fake italians ill call anyone out on it too

> [@03zx6rr](#):
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> yep it is but u prob wouldent know

HAHAHA Oh jeez…

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**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2009, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/97 "2009-12-13T12:16:54Z")

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Italian hitler

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**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2009, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/98 "2009-12-13T12:48:20Z")

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> [@03zx6rr](#):
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> i jus want to say that this fake ass italians gives real italians a bad name … i said real ones not these fucking homos who have spiked hair and a tan sorry just cause ur great grandma is italian in my book ur not i have yet to meet a true italian like me!!! im the real deal not those fags…i can say this becuase i have no family here there all there still. shit my dad is not even a citzen here or speak english ,i wish these damn shows would stop is all im sayin they give us real italians bad names ,and i hate fake italians ill call anyone out on it too

jhasdhgasdjkhjknfjknsdjkhmhfsdsd

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**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2009, 5:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/99 "2009-12-13T17:18:21Z")

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> [@03zx6rr](#):
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> i jus want to say that this fake ass italians gives real italians a bad name … i said real ones not these fucking homos who have spiked hair and a tan sorry just cause ur great grandma is italian in my book ur not i have yet to meet a true italian like me!!! im the real deal not those fags…i can say this becuase i have no family here there all there still. shit my dad is not even a citzen here or speak english ,i wish these damn shows would stop is all im sayin they give us real italians bad names ,and i hate fake italians ill call anyone out on it too

Judging by this post, we can conclude a few things.

1. Your cockiness leads me to believe that you are EXACTLY as the show describes.

2. Your lack of proper grammar indicates that you are either:  
a) young  
or  
b) EXACTLY as the show describes

3. Your attempt to broadcast your e-thuginess with the phrase “i hate fake italians ill call anyone out on it too” to not anyone in particular but the Italian race as a whole, tells me that youre EXACTLY as the show describes.

Do you refer to yourself with a nickname? Do you tell random people that you are “hot”? Do you spend an obscene amount of time plucking eyebrows or blow drying your hair?

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**Author:** ![turbociv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@turbociv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbociv)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2009, 5:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-shore/76055/100 "2009-12-13T17:25:07Z")

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WTF… theres 3 episodes already? i only saw 2. the last one i saw was with the cockblock leaving the house. is that the 2nd or 3rd? i dont wanna miss the fat midget getting blasted.lol

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