# Jersey \> upstate
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-upstate/247771
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [October 21, 2009, 5:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-upstate/247771 "2009-10-21T17:23:16Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2009, 3:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-upstate/247771/41 "2009-10-22T15:07:23Z")
> [@NBC Heroes](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nbc-heroes/20762/81):
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> Lies:Idiots
negative. i lived out there for 5 years bud. the entire summer here when it was raining, it was upper 70s, mid 80s and sunny in seattle.
major difference is when in NY(or most of the northeast for that matter) gets multiple feet of snow in the winter, they get low 40s, upper 30s and rain, unless of course youre on the mountains out there, then you will see massive amounts of snow.
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2009, 3:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-upstate/247771/42 "2009-10-22T15:13:24Z")
> [@XV6700/PPC6700 AKU 3.5/WM6 Hybrid ROM](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/xv6700-ppc6700-aku-3-5-wm6-hybrid-rom/24738/12):
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> Grow up. Stop being such an ignorant redneck like any gay, black, hispanic, etc… person has done something wrong to you. This isn’t 1930, Paul.
Well I dont want to be anywhere where theres a huge population of sodomists around.
I plan on keeping my anal virginity.
Fags disgust me.
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### Author:  [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2009, 3:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-upstate/247771/43 "2009-10-22T15:20:29Z")
**Albany Weather**
**Jan**** Feb ****Mar**** Apr ****May**** Jun ****Jul**** Aug ****Sep**** Oct ****Nov**** Dec**
Avg. Precip. 2.4 in 2.3 in 2.9 in 3.0 in 3.4 in 3.6 in 3.3 in 3.5 in 3.0 in 2.8 in 3.3 in 2.9 in
**Seattle Weather**
**Jan**** Feb ****Mar**** Apr ****May**** Jun ****Jul**** Aug ****Sep**** Oct ****Nov**** Dec**
Avg. Precip. 5.4 in 4.0 in 3.5 in 2.3 in 1.7 in 1.5 in 0.8 in 1.1 in 1.9 in 3.3 in 5.8 in 5.9 in
36.4 to 37.2". BAM!
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2009, 4:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-upstate/247771/44 "2009-10-22T16:00:01Z")
damn only an inch difference?
that’s like, one good rainfall different.
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2009, 4:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-upstate/247771/45 "2009-10-22T16:11:11Z")
> [@toronto auto show feb 21](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/toronto-auto-show-feb-21/23313/10):
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> **Albany Weather**
> **Jan**** Feb ****Mar**** Apr ****May**** Jun ****Jul**** Aug ****Sep**** Oct ****Nov**** Dec**
> Avg. Precip. 2.4 in 2.3 in 2.9 in 3.0 in 3.4 in 3.6 in 3.3 in 3.5 in 3.0 in 2.8 in 3.3 in 2.9 in
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> **Seattle Weather**
> **Jan**** Feb ****Mar**** Apr ****May**** Jun ****Jul**** Aug ****Sep**** Oct ****Nov**** Dec**
> Avg. Precip. 5.4 in 4.0 in 3.5 in 2.3 in 1.7 in 1.5 in 0.8 in 1.1 in 1.9 in 3.3 in 5.8 in 5.9 in
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> 36.4 to 37.2". BAM!
thanks ben franklin
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### Author:  [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2009, 4:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-upstate/247771/46 "2009-10-22T16:11:58Z")
> [@Ok Neon guys again...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ok-neon-guys-again/24348/15):
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> Well I dont want to be anywhere where theres a huge population of sodomists around.
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> I plan on keeping my anal virginity.
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> Fags disgust me.
You act like a gay guy would actually fuck you. Considering most straight women won’t, I don’t think many gay guys would either.
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### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2009, 4:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-upstate/247771/47 "2009-10-22T16:13:03Z")
> [@You are alone on an uninhabited island and you have to choose](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-alone-on-an-uninhabited-island-and-you-have-to-choose/24806/11):
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> You act like a gay guy would actually fuck you. Considering most straight women won’t, I don’t think many gay guys would either.
LOL! I was going to reply to PJB’s post, but I can’t top this. :rofl :rofl + rep
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2009, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-upstate/247771/48 "2009-10-22T16:19:21Z")
> [@You are alone on an uninhabited island and you have to choose](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-are-alone-on-an-uninhabited-island-and-you-have-to-choose/24806/11):
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> You act like a gay guy would actually fuck you. Considering most straight women won’t, I don’t think many gay guys would either.
Well Im surely hoping a guy wont find me fuckable. Exit only for life.
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2009, 4:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-upstate/247771/49 "2009-10-22T16:20:50Z")
> [@PJB"](#):
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> Well Im surely hoping a guy wont find me fuckable. Exit only for life.
I find you very fuckable, Paul. You have a PM, cutie-pie.
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2009, 4:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-upstate/247771/50 "2009-10-22T16:21:59Z")
> [@kramerbuccs24"](#):
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> I find you very fuckable, Paul. You have a PM, cutie-pie.
Im really starting to wonder about you. Youve been posting very gay like lately.
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2009, 4:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-upstate/247771/51 "2009-10-22T16:22:42Z")
> [@PJB"](#):
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> Im really starting to wonder about you. Youve been posting very gay like lately.
Nah I’m not gay for everybody, just you Paul. I wanna get in your pants.
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2009, 4:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-upstate/247771/52 "2009-10-22T16:25:08Z")
> [@FS: INTEGRA parts](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-integra-parts/24260/12):
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> Nah I’m not gay for everybody, just you Paul. I wanna get in your pants.
Well in that case I want to beat you with a claw hammer.
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2009, 4:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-upstate/247771/53 "2009-10-22T16:25:52Z")
> [@now THIS I've got to learn...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/now-this-ive-got-to-learn/3997/19):
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> Well in that case I want to beat you with a claw hammer.
If that means fuck me in the ass until I bleed then I’m all for it
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### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2009, 4:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-upstate/247771/54 "2009-10-22T16:27:30Z")
Paul isn’t finding your humor right now, Kramer.
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2009, 4:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-upstate/247771/55 "2009-10-22T16:27:56Z")
> [@Alleghany Cruise??](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/alleghany-cruise/24753/21):
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> If that means fuck me in the ass until I bleed then I’m all for it
No, it means a beating with a claw hammer, not fucking you in the ass.
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2009, 4:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-upstate/247771/56 "2009-10-22T16:28:09Z")
Paul refers to his penis as a claw hammer.
Which in turn means that his dick is split at the end.
Which means Paul has had a dick piercing that got infected.
Which means he had anal sex while it wasn’t yet fully healed.
Which, by reason of no woman possibly ever wanting anything sexually to do with him, means it was a dude he fucked in the ass.
Which means he’s gay.
Breakthrough moment PJB, it’s your time to come out.
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2009, 4:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-upstate/247771/57 "2009-10-22T16:28:55Z")
Thats a lie
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### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2009, 4:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-upstate/247771/58 "2009-10-22T16:29:08Z")
He’s gon’ get you Kramer, with his meat hammer or whatever it is
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2009, 4:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-upstate/247771/59 "2009-10-22T16:31:33Z")
Theres a party in kramers pants, Pauls inviteddd.
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2009, 4:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jersey-upstate/247771/60 "2009-10-22T16:31:35Z")
Okay Paul just make sure you put a condom (or two??) on your cockhammer and we’ll be good to go.
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